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(WESH Orlando)   Tropical Storm Chantal moving towards Caribbean. Will move to the champagne room if you play your cards right   (wesh.com) divider line 37
    More: PSA, Tropical Storm Chantal, Caribbean, Martha's Vineyard, St. Lucia, maximum sustained wind, storms, Lesser Antilles  
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2013-07-08 01:46:14 PM
There is no sex in the Champagne Room.
 
2013-07-08 01:46:43 PM
There's no sex in the champagne room.  Just sayin'....
 
2013-07-08 01:47:04 PM
Is that Racist? I don't get the joke.
 
2013-07-08 01:47:20 PM
*tiny fist*
 
2013-07-08 01:47:51 PM

deanis: Is that Racist? I don't get the joke.


No so much racist as slutist,
 
2013-07-08 01:48:26 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: *tiny fist*


Ha-HA!
 
2013-07-08 01:49:21 PM
How hard do you think she'll blow?
 
2013-07-08 01:49:23 PM
Looking for it's father?
 
2013-07-08 01:50:59 PM
Golf clap subby.

Well done good sir.
 
2013-07-08 01:52:16 PM
So we're naming hurricanes after single moms, now?
 
2013-07-08 01:52:41 PM
I hope this does not mess up the skrimp fishing.
 
2013-07-08 01:53:25 PM
Shouldn't it be making a bee-line for New Orleans?  or Detroit?
 
2013-07-08 01:58:14 PM
finally, a black name for a hurricane; that crazy congresswoman will be happy now
 
2013-07-08 01:58:20 PM
What would be awesome would be to have an entire year where all female named storms were stripper names and the male storms were douchey rich guy names like Chad and Thurston.

See how many storms it takes before the media picks up on the pattern.
 
2013-07-08 01:58:27 PM
*Caribbean.
 
2013-07-08 02:00:10 PM

Arkanaut: How hard do you think she'll blow?


"Ah...AH...AHHHH OH GOD!"

Category 4.
 
2013-07-08 02:01:41 PM
Current spaghetti bowl:

derecho.math.uwm.edu

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk
 
2013-07-08 02:03:29 PM

ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk


Typical.  A stripper who wants to model.
 
2013-07-08 02:04:29 PM

darth_badger: I hope this does not mess up the skrimp fishing.


Most shrimp fishing is on the other side of FL. Should be okay.
 
2013-07-08 02:05:21 PM

ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk


I don't like CLP5.
 
2013-07-08 02:05:30 PM

bigpete53: darth_badger: I hope this does not mess up the skrimp fishing.

Most shrimp fishing is on the other side of FL. Should be okay.


Where you been big guy?
 
2013-07-08 02:05:36 PM
Hurricane Tiffany told me I'm her favorite, and I'm totally not like the other guys she dances for at the Pink Pussycat Club.
 
2013-07-08 02:18:15 PM
close , but that's not why.
I'm so hard done by.
 
2013-07-08 02:34:01 PM
Threadjack... Anyone up for a Nola Fark party?
 
2013-07-08 02:35:04 PM

bigpete53: ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk

I don't like CLP5.


I hear you can get a bad case of the CLP5 if you go with Chantal..
 
2013-07-08 02:45:07 PM

ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk


I found the hurricane hunter plane...

www.rawstory.com
 
2013-07-08 02:58:03 PM

vicejay: Threadjack... Anyone up for a Nola Fark party?


I've been hitting up your page for like a week, wondering how we went this long without any significant storms. Now I know: my attention to the matter makes it happen, apparently.
 
2013-07-08 03:11:57 PM

bigpete53: ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk

I don't like CLP5.


I DO! We need the rain here in Texas.
 
2013-07-08 03:21:01 PM

bigpete53: ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk

I don't like CLP5.


Lucky for you, CLP5 is the Climatology/Persistence model. Not exactly a spaghetti strand to go by. It's used essentially as a benchmark; any model with a greater track error is considered "zero-skill".

Here's how well it did last year (black line, NM = nautical miles):

www.ncep.noaa.gov
 
2013-07-08 03:58:13 PM
ds_4815:

[www.ncep.noaa.gov image 682x408]

NOAA uses Comic Sans?
 
2013-07-08 04:29:59 PM
www.bat-mania.co.uk
 
2013-07-08 04:30:39 PM
I'm so happy that we finally listened to Shelia Jackson Lee and started naming hurricanes after black people. I can't wait till we get to the L's. Hurricane Laheequa, Latoya, or Lashhequa. Damn it's going to get good.
 
2013-07-08 05:39:16 PM

ds_4815: Current spaghetti bowl:

[derecho.math.uwm.edu image 850x680]

/Go home, BAMD, you're drunk


Updated map, and the BAMD comment still appears relevant.

Most of the intensity models indicate a dropoff to depression/low TS status before landfall.

derecho.math.uwm.edu
 
2013-07-08 05:47:40 PM
Paging GoSurfing to thread 7831608...
 
2013-07-08 07:29:48 PM
 Chantal is a TS. Do not act surprised in the Champagne Room
 
2013-07-08 07:39:28 PM

Kozaru: ds_4815:

[www.ncep.noaa.gov image 682x408]

NOAA uses Comic Sans?


Doesn't everyone?

/+1 subby, nice headline
 
2013-07-09 07:21:12 PM

FrancoFile: So we're naming hurricanes after single moms cheap hookers, now?


/ftfy
 
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