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(Uproxx)   Radio show preacher condemns Star Trek Into Darkness for promoting bestiality   (uproxx.com) divider line 46
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2013-07-08 11:55:56 AM
wasn't this thread a month ago?
 
2013-07-08 11:57:33 AM
Isn't that the same guy who said the Colorado fires are a punishment from God and, when asked why good Christian homes were also burning, said it's because he punishes his followers first?
 
2013-07-08 11:57:46 AM
Did I miss something?

I saw no sheep near Scotty the entire time.
 
2013-07-08 11:58:00 AM

brandent: wasn't this thread a month ago?


yes... don't remember if it went green or not though.
 
2013-07-08 11:59:00 AM
Aw, how adorable.
 
2013-07-08 12:01:41 PM

Nefarious: brandent: wasn't this thread a month ago?

yes... don't remember if it went green or not though.


So...you're saying "Once you go Green, you don't go back?" I don't think Krik obeyed that maxim.
 
2013-07-08 12:02:15 PM
Phasers on Stun for the Muthafarker............
 
2013-07-08 12:04:17 PM
egregious taintbadger

A phrase which I will now be attempting to use with some frequency ...
 
2013-07-08 12:04:18 PM
So sapient beings not of your own stock are animals?

Mr. Radio Guy, I've heard this argument before...
 
2013-07-08 12:13:00 PM
I really have no reaction, so here's a picture of Carol Marcus in her Starfleet-issued scivvies:

startrekblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-08 12:17:06 PM

DjangoStonereaver: I really have no reaction, so here's a picture of Carol Marcus in her Starfleet-issued scivvies:

[startrekblog.files.wordpress.com image 741x792]


She reminds me of Jenny McCarthy, but younger and hotter (and probably smarter).
 
2013-07-08 12:18:19 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/ Hot
// Hot linked I mean!
 
2013-07-08 12:27:33 PM

scottydoesntknow: DjangoStonereaver: I really have no reaction, so here's a picture of Carol Marcus in her Starfleet-issued scivvies:

[startrekblog.files.wordpress.com image 741x792]

She reminds me of Jenny McCarthy, but younger and hotter (and probably smarter).


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Swallows, too.
 
2013-07-08 12:29:24 PM
Evolution comes from cross species breeding?
If they can breed, then it can't be cross-species.  But there I go expecting religious radio hosts to know what they're talking about rather than just saying whatever sounds good (which, as it happens, is how you become a successful religious radio host).
 
2013-07-08 12:33:30 PM
i think the proper term for sex between dissimilar sentient species is "rishathra," not "bestiality."
 
2013-07-08 12:39:32 PM

plutoniumfeather: i think the proper term for sex between dissimilar sentient species is "rishathra," not "bestiality."


And when it's a teenage boy gratifying himself to thoughts of an animal, I call it Cheetara. No reason, though.
 
2013-07-08 12:41:12 PM
The hardest job has to be the sidekick on these conservative christian shows.  The preacher starts off with a wild statement, "you know why I can't take my children to the grocery store?"  The sidekick has absolutely no idea where this is going but has to sound like it is obvious, "yes I do."  "Lima beans, biggest threat to family values and our christian nation," says the preacher.  The sidekick hasn't thought about lima beans since she was six but has to  sound like lima beans are the next gay, "won't even let my kids hear about them in the MSM." Easiest job is the preacher, everything is a threat send money.
 
2013-07-08 12:42:56 PM

INeedAName: plutoniumfeather: i think the proper term for sex between dissimilar sentient species is "rishathra," not "bestiality."

And when it's a teenage boy gratifying himself to thoughts of an animal, I call it Cheetara Gadget. No reason, though.


FTFY.
 
2013-07-08 12:43:29 PM
Interspecies Sex is just sex.
Folks will have sex with a digit or an armpit if it exist.

Breeding is another matter. We can not even cross breed with Chimps. Despite how similar our DNA is it just does not work. That is why Star Trek is It is SciFi. Crossbreeding Vulcans and Humans would not be feasible naturally. Maybe with DNA manupilation, but that is SciFi is well.  People need to stop equating fantastical entertainment with real life interest.
 
2013-07-08 12:44:21 PM
Has anyone used the "screwed the pooch" joke yet?

/Haven't seen the movie yet.
//Catch it when it hits the 2 dollar, second run theater.
 
2013-07-08 12:48:20 PM

BHShaman: Interspecies Sex is just sex.
Folks will have sex with a digit or an armpit if it exist.

Breeding is another matter. We can not even cross breed with Chimps. Despite how similar our DNA is it just does not work. That is why Star Trek is It is SciFi. Crossbreeding Vulcans and Humans would not be feasible naturally. Maybe with DNA manupilation, but that is SciFi is well.  People need to stop equating fantastical entertainment with real life interest.


Feasibility

Humans have one fewer pair of chromosomes than other apes, since the ape chromosomes 2 and 4 have fused into a large chromosome (which contains remnants of the centromere and telomeres of the ancestral 2 and 4) in humans. Having different numbers of chromosomes is not an absolute barrier to hybridization.

Have you tried making your brother a monkey's uncle?
 
2013-07-08 12:52:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: DjangoStonereaver: I really have no reaction, so here's a picture of Carol Marcus in her Starfleet-issued scivvies:

[startrekblog.files.wordpress.com image 741x792]

She reminds me of Jenny McCarthy, but younger and hotter (and probably smarter).


I'm suprised by the lack of mention of 7 of 9............. GET YA SUM BORG IMPLANTS YO!!!
 
2013-07-08 12:53:50 PM
 
2013-07-08 12:53:54 PM

neversubmit: BHShaman: Interspecies Sex is just sex.
Folks will have sex with a digit or an armpit if it exist.

Breeding is another matter. We can not even cross breed with Chimps. Despite how similar our DNA is it just does not work. That is why Star Trek is It is SciFi. Crossbreeding Vulcans and Humans would not be feasible naturally. Maybe with DNA manupilation, but that is SciFi is well.  People need to stop equating fantastical entertainment with real life interest.

Feasibility

Humans have one fewer pair of chromosomes than other apes, since the ape chromosomes 2 and 4 have fused into a large chromosome (which contains remnants of the centromere and telomeres of the ancestral 2 and 4) in humans. Having different numbers of chromosomes is not an absolute barrier to hybridization.

Have you tried making your brother a monkey's uncle?


According to that link some guy Ivanov sure tried to.
 
2013-07-08 12:59:03 PM
Just saw it last night. I am actually a star trek fan who liked Star Trek: Lens Flare but Jesus what a mess. Too bad too, there was probably a good movie in there somewhere.
 
2013-07-08 12:59:38 PM
Love that the article mentioned Madame Vastra. Whenever anyone asks me what I see in that show, I respond "Sherlock Holmes turns out to have been a 65 million year old lesbian lizard-woman who pals around with a trigger happy Mr. Potato Head."

If that doesn't sound glorious to you, you don't deserve the internet.
 
2013-07-08 01:05:40 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-07-08 01:07:01 PM
This radio pastor's rating must have been down to come up with something as outlandish as this.
 
2013-07-08 01:08:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: Isn't that the same guy who said the Colorado fires are a punishment from God and, when asked why good Christian homes were also burning, said it's because he punishes his followers first?


So this guy worships Cthulhu?
 
2013-07-08 01:21:06 PM
Humans bonking aliens is not bestiality.

Part of what makes bestiality an abomination is that the creature cannot consent to the act. It is, in a very limited sense, a form of rape.  The different peoples in the Trek universe are sentient creatures capable of consent, so it's not bestiality.

One could try to make the genetic argument, that there are species within that universe that, but by making the genetic argument, you're opening the door to a discussion of evolution.  Within the Trek universe, all "humanoid" species evolved from alien-transplanted stock hundreds of millennia ago. Some clearly didn't diverge much, since Spock is human/Vulcan, B'elanna Torres is Klingon/human, and so on. I'm sure some did diverge enough that cross-breeding is impossible, but that doesn't make them "animals," so we can't ignore the issue of non-consent as an aspect of bestiality.

So, interestingly, this preacher's idiocy - aside from being yet another ignorant, bullsh*t claim that entertainment causes immorality/crime/degeneracy - sparks a discussion of evolution, which I'm sure he has strong opinions about as well.

Not only does science win, but science fiction wins.
 
2013-07-08 01:23:35 PM
Who's promoting what?

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-07-08 01:47:56 PM
Personal favourite quote from the comments section:
"If Goddidn't want humans to have sex with Orion Slave girls why did he make them so hot?"
 
2013-07-08 02:00:10 PM
Stupidity of his thoughts aside, sexual attraction to a sapient alien would be categorized as xenophilia, not bestiality.
 
2013-07-08 02:01:56 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-08 02:09:06 PM

Strolpol: Stupidity of his thoughts aside, sexual attraction to a sapient alien would be categorized as xenophilia, not bestiality.


+1

That's one of the words I was looking for.
 
2013-07-08 02:18:19 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 02:43:53 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Derpeat

http://www.fark.com/comments/7787774/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-promote s- bestiality-which-is-endorsed-by-evolution-claims-Pastor-Kevin-Swanson- Now-I-have-to-go-see-it#new


Nefarious: brandent: wasn't this thread a month ago?

yes... don't remember if it went green or not though.


I guess my memory didn't fail me.  You know I'm going to complain again about insta greens.  I know welcome to fark and all that but I think it's a legit area of improvement.  Why should I be "before all others" on comments.  Shouldn't ALL threads spend some time in tfer land to "cure" a little?  I was tfer here and there and it's cool and all that but presumably one "advantage" to not being a tfer is that there is a little filtration.

Nonetheless we can always use more pics of Carol Marcus
 
2013-07-08 02:54:21 PM

scottydoesntknow: Isn't that the same guy who said the Colorado fires are a punishment from God and, when asked why good Christian homes were also burning, said it's because he punishes his followers first?


Seems like a ringing endorsement for Thor/Odin worship, if a bunch of racist motherfarks weren't already trying to co-opt that for themselves.
 
2013-07-08 03:40:26 PM
How do these derptastic people even scrape together enough brain cells to run a radio show?

/i bid 3,000 quatloos that he is untrainable and will have to be destroyed
 
2013-07-08 03:43:40 PM

ArcadianRefugee: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 220x277]


Dammit, came to post that.

For those who didn't notice (was a short scene), Kirk nailed two catgirls.  Based on the chart, they were, at worst, 20-30% furry, which doesn't even count as furry much less crossing into sick bastard territory.
 
2013-07-08 04:27:58 PM
How about elf girls, are elf girls okay?

/too many to choose from in the GIS
 
2013-07-08 06:33:13 PM

Mytch: Evolution comes from cross species breeding?
If they can breed, then it can't be cross-species.  But there I go expecting religious radio hosts to know what they're talking about rather than just saying whatever sounds good (which, as it happens, is how you become a successful religious radio host).


Here, have the offspring of a male tiger and a female liger which as the offspring of a tiger and lion. 
www.pawsforwildlife.co.uk

Tigers and lions, of course, being the same species.
 
2013-07-08 11:55:22 PM

BHShaman: Interspecies Sex is just sex.
Folks will have sex with a digit or an armpit if it exist.

Breeding is another matter. We can not even cross breed with Chimps. Despite how similar our DNA is it just does not work. That is why Star Trek is It is SciFi. Crossbreeding Vulcans and Humans would not be feasible naturally. Maybe with DNA manupilation, but that is SciFi is well.  People need to stop equating fantastical entertainment with real life interest.


How can we be sure? Didn't they stop that Soviet Mad Scientist from trying?
 
2013-07-09 01:21:46 AM
Interspecies Erotica,  Farko
 
2013-07-09 08:48:35 AM
Hmmmm....its good he doesn;t know about Tali-Vas Normandy and my male Shepard.

It does pose an interesting question...If you had "human" enough anatomy and were intellegent and had the feelings, at what point is it wrong. Isn;t it still soul to soul on an equal level.

Lots of movies, one involving elves would just as guilty.
 
2013-07-09 01:04:10 PM

BHShaman: Interspecies Sex is just sex.
Folks will have sex with a digit or an armpit if it exist.

Breeding is another matter. We can not even cross breed with Chimps. Despite how similar our DNA is it just does not work. That is why Star Trek is It is SciFi. Crossbreeding Vulcans and Humans would not be feasible naturally. Maybe with DNA manupilation, but that is SciFi is well.  People need to stop equating fantastical entertainment with real life interest.


You're obviously not trying hard enough.

As for me, if I was in Star Trek, I'd be willing to give crossbreeding with Vulcan women a try.  For science.
 
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