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(Texarkana Gazette)   Legend has it that Boggy Creek Fire and Rescue workers are a monsterous help to stranded motorists   (texarkanagazette.com) divider line 28
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2013-07-08 08:22:10 AM  
tag for you subs?
 
2013-07-08 09:48:56 AM  
I was thinking this was about Disney's private fire and rescue department that doesn't answer to the state of Florida.  That would have made more sense (they are kind of evil).

Now, had they gone all the way to Arkansas to fix a flat tire, I would have given them serious props.
 
2013-07-08 10:04:38 AM  
static.btvguide.com

"I smell ya!"
 
2013-07-08 10:28:03 AM  
Those guys should carry tasers.
 
2013-07-08 10:30:54 AM  
How about the ones from wooley swamp?
 
2013-07-08 01:44:27 PM  
TL:DR
 
2013-07-08 01:45:38 PM  
Is this an article? Or is it ALWAYS a slow news day there?

"Someone changed a tire. Film at 11"
 
2013-07-08 01:46:32 PM  
They didn't help Crenshaw, he just started living in the swamp when his car broke down.
 
2013-07-08 01:47:44 PM  
I loved when Boggy Creek Monster tried to snatch that guy off of the toilet.
 
2013-07-08 01:50:27 PM  
article tl;dr
 
2013-07-08 01:54:03 PM  
Woo! Drivin' down the road, Lookin' for a Waffle House, drinkin' lots of WIIIIILD Turkey!
 
2013-07-08 01:54:56 PM  
Always slow news day in that area...nothing better to report on in southwest Arkansas but I've had a flat in that area and no one helped me dammit
 
2013-07-08 01:54:58 PM  
subby here
i've been on fark almost 11 years, and thanks to a coworker was a lurker before that.
and THIS is the link that becomes my first approved to the main page?!?
not complaining, but it was the strangest thing i'd seen in a while, and just stumbled upon it while looking for real news in the texarkana gazette.
 
2013-07-08 01:55:18 PM  
People down there talk about Boggy Creek like it was one of the great cinematic masterpieces of our time.  I wonder how much it would cost to have the Rifftrax gang come down for a live show?
 
2013-07-08 01:57:52 PM  

ArkPanda: People down there talk about Boggy Creek like it was one of the great cinematic masterpieces of our time.  I wonder how much it would cost to have the Rifftrax gang come down for a live show?


i've been on boggy creek. i believe every bit of that movie to be true.
fouke is a strange place.
 
2013-07-08 02:15:33 PM  
I SAW THE LITTLE RESCUE WORKER!
 
2013-07-08 02:16:18 PM  
Lordy, I gotta tend to mah fahres.
 
2013-07-08 02:20:46 PM  

dmarlar: I've had a flat in that area and no one helped me dammit


You probably needed to be wearing clothes that better accentuated your batch.
 
2013-07-08 02:46:51 PM  

bungle_jr: looking for real news in the texarkana gazette.


There's your problem, right there.
 
2013-07-08 02:50:17 PM  

WelldeadLink: bungle_jr: looking for real news in the texarkana gazette.

There's your problem, right there.


well downtown texarkana won a benjamin moore paint competition, and the buildings will be getting painted for free
that about does it for texarkana news for the weekend
 
2013-07-08 03:25:26 PM  
www.rottenecards.com


However I would have gone out of my way, and have , to do something like that
 
2013-07-08 03:31:15 PM  
"You need to work on your cameltoe, son!"
 
2013-07-08 03:56:12 PM  

Diogenes: I was thinking this was about Disney's private fire and rescue department that doesn't answer to the state of Florida.  That would have made more sense (they are kind of evil).

Now, had they gone all the way to Arkansas to fix a flat tire, I would have given them serious props.


That would be Reedy Creek. Boggy Creek is the road over by the airport.
 
2013-07-08 04:10:09 PM  

sigdiamond2000: dmarlar: I've had a flat in that area and no one helped me dammit

You probably needed to be wearing clothes that better accentuated your batch.


Good point I had no rolling meth lab no wonder no one helped me
 
2013-07-08 04:13:28 PM  
You go with the news that you have, not the news that you don't have.
 
2013-07-08 10:45:24 PM  
Thread needs more Crenshaw.
img.photobucket.com
/you fascinate me
 
2013-07-09 01:52:43 AM  
Yeah yeah, flat tire fixed, whatever. Now about that cup of shirt you owe me...
 
2013-07-09 09:05:09 AM  

bungle_jr: ArkPanda: People down there talk about Boggy Creek like it was one of the great cinematic masterpieces of our time.  I wonder how much it would cost to have the Rifftrax gang come down for a live show?

i've been on boggy creek. i believe every bit of that movie to be true.
fouke is a strange place.


I've been there myself, many moons ago. The woods and swamps in that area are so dense and unpopulated that it's easy to believe a large creature might actually exist without being known to science,
 
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