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2013-07-08 11:40:28 AM  
I just can't imagine the mindset of a person who takes that kind of sarcasm not only seriously, but sees it as a genuinely sign of a metaphysical war.
 
2013-07-08 11:46:47 AM  

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2013-07-08 11:49:53 AM  
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By Kathryn Jean Lopez
 
2013-07-08 11:51:11 AM  
'Demonizing the opposition' isn't supposed to be taken literally.
 
2013-07-08 11:52:36 AM  
I have just not had enough coffee? She's going all over the place here, right? The whole thing just hopscotched too much.

Today we face choices. We can talk about a Texas state senator's pink sneakers, or we can confront the misery that is not making life seem possible to a culture that has lost its sense of priorities, responsibilities, stewardship, and sacrifice. Whatever we believe about religious faith, or party politics, or even abortion and same-sex marriage, there are alternatives to pretending there isn't a natural order that can help us make sense of our lives, with, perhaps, a welcome supernatural element, at the very least, helping make something better plausible.

Also, too many commas.
 
2013-07-08 12:25:53 PM  

DamnYankees: I just can't imagine the mindset of a person who takes that kind of sarcasm not only seriously, but sees it as a genuinely sign of a metaphysical war.


I'm guessing they already thought that, and the chants were just "proof"
 
2013-07-08 12:38:00 PM  
Three seriously? wtf?
 
2013-07-08 12:38:28 PM  
3 NRO's this AM?
Fark this place.
 
2013-07-08 12:38:52 PM  
Fat submissive Christian woman with a faulty funny-metre. News at 11.
 
2013-07-08 12:38:55 PM  
NRO? Ahahaa no clicky for them.
 
2013-07-08 12:39:19 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I have just not had enough coffee? She's going all over the place here, right? The whole thing just hopscotched too much.


You've never read any of her other editorials I see.  All she does is create a rambling word salad.
 
2013-07-08 12:39:22 PM  
Put me down as a Satan supporter.
 
2013-07-08 12:40:16 PM  

Maud Dib: 3 NRO's this AM?
Fark this place.


hey man, those (featured partner) tags ain't free...
 
2013-07-08 12:41:57 PM  
Tell it to your cats.
 
2013-07-08 12:42:03 PM  
What difference, if any, is there between satanists and ayn rand objectivists? Because near as I can figure, the only difference is that one group uses black candles and that's about it.
 
2013-07-08 12:42:39 PM  
Can't the right argue a position on its merits?  Do they always have to resort to labeling and name calling?
 
2013-07-08 12:44:01 PM  
infanticide denial

Only two words but there are paragraphs full of wrong putting them in that order.

/Secret theory: KJL only wants to save feti so she can eat them.
 
2013-07-08 12:44:15 PM  
I can honestly say I am more confused after reading the article than I was before reading it.  I know all of the words she used in the article but they make no sense in the order she arranged them.
 
2013-07-08 12:44:26 PM  

Weaver95: What difference, if any, is there between satanists and ayn rand objectivists? Because near as I can figure, the only difference is that one group uses black candles and that's about it.


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Yup.
 
2013-07-08 12:45:05 PM  

Muta: Can't the right argue a position on its merits?  Do they always have to resort to labeling and name calling?


I've rarely seen the GOP bother to address an issue on its merits. It's nearly impossible to get them to focus long enough to carry out a proper debate.
 
2013-07-08 12:45:22 PM  

Muta: Can't the right argue a position on its merits?  Do they always have to resort to labeling and name calling?


no, you socialist statist farkwad.
 
2013-07-08 12:45:22 PM  

Weaver95: What difference, if any, is there between satanists and ayn rand objectivists? Because near as I can figure, the only difference is that one group uses black candles and that's about it.


One group pledges blind allegiance to a overly preachy, sloppily written book that is a thinly veiled love letter to their own selfishness.
The others are Satanists.
 
2013-07-08 12:45:27 PM  

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HAIL SATAN

 
2013-07-08 12:45:35 PM  
To be fair, Progressives are just liberals without the balls to call themselves liberals.
 
2013-07-08 12:45:36 PM  

Weaver95: What difference, if any, is there between satanists and ayn rand objectivists? Because near as I can figure, the only difference is that one group uses black candles and that's about it.


What about the orgies? I was told there would be orgies?
 
2013-07-08 12:47:04 PM  

WTF Indeed: To be fair, Progressives are just liberals without the balls to call themselves liberals.


Wat?
 
2013-07-08 12:47:11 PM  
from  the link at the bottom...

" Kathryn Jean Lopez is editor-at-large of the widely read and cited daily webzine, National Review Online.
And award-winning opinion journalist who has been praised for her "editorial daring," Lopez is also a nationally syndicated columnist with Universal UClick. "

a what now?
 
2013-07-08 12:47:16 PM  

theknuckler_33: Weaver95: What difference, if any, is there between satanists and ayn rand objectivists? Because near as I can figure, the only difference is that one group uses black candles and that's about it.

What about the orgies? I was told there would be orgies?


Republicans have the gay sex ones. Satanists are more open minded and actually sleep with women.
 
2013-07-08 12:48:18 PM  

Fart_Machine: CapeFearCadaver: I have just not had enough coffee? She's going all over the place here, right? The whole thing just hopscotched too much.

You've never read any of her other editorials I see.  All she does is create a rambling word salad.


Correct. And, thank you.
 
2013-07-08 12:48:28 PM  

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"My vibrator will only turn on if it's drunk and a priest has given it Last Rites." - Kathryn Jean Lopez

 
2013-07-08 12:48:28 PM  
And you wonder why I don't re-up my TF when gift subscriptions run out.
 
2013-07-08 12:48:43 PM  
I made it as far as nueralgic........
 
2013-07-08 12:49:24 PM  
What about the orgies? I was told there would be orgies?


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2013-07-08 12:49:42 PM  
I have a lot of trouble trying to understand GOP morality. It seems to be inherently contradictory. On one hand they want to protect the unborn...but on the other hand they want to cut food and medical care programs to poor and sick kids. That makes no sense to me at all.
 
2013-07-08 12:50:00 PM  
ha Satan -- the Obstructor.
 
2013-07-08 12:50:13 PM  
Wow, I had no idea I was a Satanist! Gee golly, I guess I the fact that I am actually a BUDDHIST doesn't matter, eh? Wow, who knew!

I guess that means it's time to paint my walls black, dress goth, and like praise Satan or something. Is there a "Satanists for dummies" book I can get, because I am new to this whole Satanist thing.

/Wendy Davis for Gov!
 
2013-07-08 12:50:33 PM  
Well the author seems like a perfectly rational....GAH!

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2013-07-08 12:50:52 PM  
Are we sure the Onion hasn't hacked NRO?
 
2013-07-08 12:52:08 PM  

Weaver95: I have a lot of trouble trying to understand GOP morality. It seems to be inherently contradictory. On one hand they want to protect the unborn...but on the other hand they want to cut food and medical care programs to poor and sick kids. That makes no sense to me at all.


The strict father model of parenting is one which values strict discipline, particularly by the father, in parenting.
 
2013-07-08 12:52:47 PM  

Weaver95: I have a lot of trouble trying to understand GOP morality. It seems to be inherently contradictory. On one hand they want to protect the unborn...but on the other hand they want to cut food and medical care programs to poor and sick kids. That makes no sense to me at all.


They have to satisfy their main donors, Corporate assholes with NO morals, as well as their main voters, "Christians" that actually have less morality than Anton LeVey up there.  Helping the unborn doesn't hurt their selfish lifestyles.

There is NO coherent philosophy in the GOP.  None at all.  It's a ghost of what used to be.
 
2013-07-08 12:53:27 PM  

mafiageek1980: Gee golly, I guess I the fact that I am actually a BUDDHIST doesn't matter, eh?


No, to them you're still a satanist, but with the added bonus of being a heretic! You piss them off doubly!
 
2013-07-08 12:53:54 PM  

Aarontology: mafiageek1980: Gee golly, I guess I the fact that I am actually a BUDDHIST doesn't matter, eh?

No, to them you're still a satanist, but with the added bonus of being a heretic! You piss them off doubly!


Then my work is done, muhahahahaha!
 
2013-07-08 12:55:46 PM  

sno man: from  the link at the bottom...

" Kathryn Jean Lopez is editor-at-large of the widely read and cited daily webzine, National Review Online.
And award-winning opinion journalist who has been praised for her "editorial daring," Lopez is also a nationally syndicated columnist with Universal UClick. "

a what now?


A blogger.

/she has a face for radio
 
2013-07-08 12:56:17 PM  
Is the obvious tag on vacation?
 
2013-07-08 12:56:58 PM  

d23: Weaver95: I have a lot of trouble trying to understand GOP morality. It seems to be inherently contradictory. On one hand they want to protect the unborn...but on the other hand they want to cut food and medical care programs to poor and sick kids. That makes no sense to me at all.

They have to satisfy their main donors, Corporate assholes with NO morals, as well as their main voters, "Christians" that actually have less morality than Anton LeVey up there.  Helping the unborn doesn't hurt their selfish lifestyles.

There is NO coherent philosophy in the GOP.  None at all.  It's a ghost of what used to be.


I could respect the GOP pro-life position if they followed all the way thru and helped women who get stuck with an unplanned pregnancy. But the repubublicans have made it clear that they don't give a damn about you once you are born. If you're gonna be pro life then gotdamn be pro life! Help the sick, feed the poor. Even if it hurts. Especially if it hurts.
 
2013-07-08 12:57:03 PM  
yeah, getting sick of the bs posts from right-wing shills the mods let through here. and yes, i can leave. i have been pretty much anyways.
 
2013-07-08 12:57:14 PM  

Whiskey Pete: Well the author seems like a perfectly rational....GAH!

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www.cel-ebration.com
 
2013-07-08 01:00:33 PM  
www.parade.com

I didn't know she was a political journalist too
 
2013-07-08 01:01:44 PM  

King Something: sno man: from  the link at the bottom...

" Kathryn Jean Lopez is editor-at-large of the widely read and cited daily webzine, National Review Online.
And award-winning opinion journalist who has been praised for her "editorial daring," Lopez is also a nationally syndicated columnist with Universal UClick. "

a what now?

A blogger.

/she has a face for radio devouring her own children or just about any organic material in a fit of fatty onset loneliness

 
2013-07-08 01:02:25 PM  

Crude: Is the obvious tag on vacation aborting baby Christians?

 
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