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(The Trentonian)   Police called for report of naked people on the boardwalk at Jersey Shore. The naked people were two- and four-years-old, respectively   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, boardwalks, nude  
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5583 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2013 at 8:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-08 12:14:55 PM  
2 votes:

No... not when you... fap... you pervert...
2013-07-08 08:50:46 AM  
2 votes:
I would have loved to see the expression on the cop's face when he realized that the "naked people" were toddlers.
2013-07-08 10:58:27 AM  
1 vote:

Badgerlad: Given it's Jersey Shore, those cops must have been devastated to find it was just two kids, rather than the chance to tazer and capture two live oompa loompas.

Are you kidding?  You do not want to taze an oompa loompa. You know how sausages on the grill will sometimes spit oil at you?
2013-07-08 09:37:50 AM  
1 vote:
It's not so much the nudity, but the increased probability of their droppings getting all over the boardwalk.
2013-07-08 09:24:41 AM  
1 vote:

fzumrk: Everyone on that boardwalk is now guilty of viewing live child pornography and should be sent to prison as well as being placed on the sex offender list for the rest of their lives.

Live Child Pornography?  where can i get some
2013-07-08 08:55:00 AM  
1 vote:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Sounds like the cop got a little full in his diaper looking at a naked toddler.

Know how I know you didn't actually read the article?
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