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(KOB4)   Okay...the new 'Lone Ranger' movie couldn't have been THAT bad   (kob.com) divider line 36
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2013-07-08 10:00:05 AM  
13 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-08 08:36:07 AM  
11 votes:

basemetal: Now that is jonesingjohnsoningfor a fix.

2013-07-08 10:50:48 AM  
6 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that


www.swelluk.com
2013-07-08 10:03:07 AM  
6 votes:
So last Saturday I was watching the new Lone Ranger movie when I took a cardiac needle and pushed it into my testicles. In and out, in and out. I hate when that happens.

s9.postimg.org
2013-07-08 12:12:04 PM  
5 votes:
In terms of high, I find there's not a vas deferens between shooting up in your eyeball or nut sack.
2013-07-08 10:38:54 AM  
5 votes:

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!
2013-07-08 10:09:28 AM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-08 09:54:26 AM  
5 votes:
So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?
2013-07-08 10:53:12 AM  
4 votes:
Most people don't take taunts of Needle Dick as a call to action.
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM  
3 votes:
Way to go numbnuts?
2013-07-08 09:58:57 AM  
3 votes:
www.kob.com

Mussolini has really let himself go.
2013-07-08 09:18:59 AM  
3 votes:
Do you have to tie off your weener to do this?
2013-07-08 11:38:28 AM  
2 votes:
This just taint right.
2013-07-08 11:15:18 AM  
2 votes:
Took waaaay too long for this...

www.technologytell.com
2013-07-08 10:12:49 AM  
2 votes:
www.arghink.com
2013-07-08 10:03:30 AM  
2 votes:
thestockmasters.com
2013-07-08 09:55:53 AM  
2 votes:
Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.
2013-07-08 09:50:35 AM  
2 votes:
That does take balls. I mean they're heroin-filled balls, but still balls.
2013-07-08 12:51:21 PM  
1 votes:

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


Oh boy! A philosophical debate thread!
2013-07-08 12:36:46 PM  
1 votes:

berylman: Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.


Yeah, the critics HATED it but every complaint seemed to boil down to, "bleh, Johnny Depp too POPULAR," and "It wasn't like the version of the Lone Ranger I watched/listened to as a kid, because that matters to anyone."
2013-07-08 12:30:06 PM  
1 votes:
Was he tripping balls when he was arrested?
2013-07-08 11:26:10 AM  
1 votes:
What a needle in a wiener looks like...

img18.imageshack.us
2013-07-08 11:20:50 AM  
1 votes:
i39.tinypic.com

Approves.

/This time, it was an accident
//Doodily Ding-Dong Tick-Tock
2013-07-08 11:06:14 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, I was really confused there for a second. Read the headline as "injected bugs." I think I need more coffee.
2013-07-08 11:05:05 AM  
1 votes:
Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.
2013-07-08 10:59:44 AM  
1 votes:
Silent cell phones, be quiet, don't inject drugs into genitals.  Geeeeesh...
This is why I prefer watching movies at home.  I can do whatever I want to do.
2013-07-08 10:45:03 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents


I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that
2013-07-08 10:41:28 AM  
1 votes:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop shooting up in my penis.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 10:38:23 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM  
1 votes:

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.


When Google just can't cut it, I'll hit the Lars signal.
2013-07-08 10:30:08 AM  
1 votes:

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


Dammit, I'm not allowed to laugh that hard at work.
2013-07-08 10:24:53 AM  
1 votes:
So, is that called a high ball?
2013-07-08 10:23:50 AM  
1 votes:
I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.
2013-07-08 10:23:00 AM  
1 votes:
I tell you one thing, I am NOT going to pull his hose tight.
2013-07-08 10:07:18 AM  
1 votes:
www.kob.com

I stick needles in my junk. What do you do?

and / or

Sticking needles in your groin doesn't make sense
Unless you're a heroin addict.
2013-07-08 09:07:58 AM  
1 votes:
It certainly would have made the movie a little more enjoyable.
 
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