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(KOB4)   Okay...the new 'Lone Ranger' movie couldn't have been THAT bad   (kob.com) divider line 20
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32958 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2013 at 9:50 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-08 12:36:46 PM  
2 votes:

berylman: Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.


Yeah, the critics HATED it but every complaint seemed to boil down to, "bleh, Johnny Depp too POPULAR," and "It wasn't like the version of the Lone Ranger I watched/listened to as a kid, because that matters to anyone."
2013-07-08 10:04:19 AM  
2 votes:
So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.
2013-07-08 09:18:59 AM  
2 votes:
Do you have to tie off your weener to do this?
2013-07-08 09:08:52 AM  
2 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽


To hide your track marks from your parole officer.
2013-07-08 12:21:22 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-08 11:37:36 AM  
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


I'm sure that business model would never be abused.
2013-07-08 11:26:15 AM  
1 votes:
He's doing it wrong. Instead of some heroine on his nuts, he put heroin IN his nuts.
2013-07-08 11:24:31 AM  
1 votes:

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.


See? Now THIS is the sort of information all those Health and DARE classes we give kids SHOULD feature.  "Kids", Coach Wisnewscki would say " make sure you shower every day, apply deodarant twice a day, change socks every time your feet get wet, use a condom if you have sex, and oh yeah, never , never inject anything into you junk unless you want your dick to fall off.  Good talk, hit the showers"
2013-07-08 11:17:05 AM  
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽


Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever-doubted the tyrannical control, the all-consuming grip drug addiction has on an addict, or the incredible depths to which a need for the drug can force a man to sink; just read this story.  A man took a NEEDLE to his JUNK - VOLUNTARILY

screw eggs and frying pans, THIS is what every anti-drug PSA needs to feature: "Stabbing your junk with a needle isn't normal, but on smack it is...."
2013-07-08 11:05:05 AM  
1 votes:
Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.
2013-07-08 10:47:54 AM  
1 votes:
He's got a lust for life.
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM  
1 votes:
Way to go numbnuts?
2013-07-08 10:23:50 AM  
1 votes:
I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.
2013-07-08 10:03:07 AM  
1 votes:
So last Saturday I was watching the new Lone Ranger movie when I took a cardiac needle and pushed it into my testicles. In and out, in and out. I hate when that happens.

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2013-07-08 10:00:05 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-08 09:57:25 AM  
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.

As bad as that sounds... I actually can't deny that that makes some sort of sense to a heroin addict.


I think it is probably because he is running out of usable veins and he is resorting to the ones in his groin.  When those collapse, I'm guessing that means no more chubbies (and no more sex).  That a junkie would do this is not all that surprising to me.  That he didn't just go into a stall is.
2013-07-08 09:55:53 AM  
1 votes:
Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.
2013-07-08 09:50:35 AM  
1 votes:
That does take balls. I mean they're heroin-filled balls, but still balls.
2013-07-08 09:07:58 AM  
1 votes:
It certainly would have made the movie a little more enjoyable.
2013-07-08 09:00:06 AM  
1 votes:
In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.
 
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