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2013-07-08 08:28:19 AM  
Now that is jonesing for a fix.
 
2013-07-08 08:36:07 AM  

basemetal: Now that is jonesingjohnsoningfor a fix.

 
2013-07-08 08:39:44 AM  
That's just dumb. Still, I'm left wondering just what the hell Angel Martinez was threatening to blow up.
 
2013-07-08 08:58:51 AM  
Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽
 
2013-07-08 09:00:06 AM  
In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.
 
2013-07-08 09:07:58 AM  
It certainly would have made the movie a little more enjoyable.
 
2013-07-08 09:08:52 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽


To hide your track marks from your parole officer.
 
2013-07-08 09:18:59 AM  
Do you have to tie off your weener to do this?
 
2013-07-08 09:30:15 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.


As bad as that sounds... I actually can't deny that that makes some sort of sense to a heroin addict.
 
2013-07-08 09:50:35 AM  
That does take balls. I mean they're heroin-filled balls, but still balls.
 
2013-07-08 09:52:04 AM  

Diogenes: Do you have to tie off your weener to do this?


Ouchie.
 
2013-07-08 09:52:47 AM  

scottydoesntknow: That does take balls. I mean they're heroin-filled balls, but still balls.


www.cityofdouglaswy.com
 
2013-07-08 09:52:56 AM  
Hey, if porn stars can inject main line style viagra into their dick then why stop there?
 
2013-07-08 09:54:26 AM  
So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?
 
2013-07-08 09:55:53 AM  
Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.
 
2013-07-08 09:56:53 AM  
The Bling Ring was, subby.
 
2013-07-08 09:56:54 AM  
Yeah but it couldn't hurt could it subby?
 
2013-07-08 09:57:11 AM  
Man of Steel
 
2013-07-08 09:57:25 AM  

FriarReb98: Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.

As bad as that sounds... I actually can't deny that that makes some sort of sense to a heroin addict.


I think it is probably because he is running out of usable veins and he is resorting to the ones in his groin.  When those collapse, I'm guessing that means no more chubbies (and no more sex).  That a junkie would do this is not all that surprising to me.  That he didn't just go into a stall is.
 
2013-07-08 09:58:41 AM  

loki see loki do: Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.


It's another world here
Somebody is singing (Yeah)
I was only wishing
For a bit of cash
 
2013-07-08 09:58:57 AM  
www.kob.com

Mussolini has really let himself go.
 
2013-07-08 10:00:05 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-08 10:00:28 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?


OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?
 
2013-07-08 10:01:57 AM  
I'll be honest; when seeing the Dungeons and Dragons movie with friends at the cheap theater, I strong considered killing myself.
 
2013-07-08 10:03:07 AM  
So last Saturday I was watching the new Lone Ranger movie when I took a cardiac needle and pushed it into my testicles. In and out, in and out. I hate when that happens.

s9.postimg.org
 
2013-07-08 10:03:25 AM  

baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?


if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents
 
2013-07-08 10:03:30 AM  
thestockmasters.com
 
2013-07-08 10:03:43 AM  
This sounds smart until he develops an abcess on his nads.
 
2013-07-08 10:04:19 AM  
So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.
 
2013-07-08 10:04:35 AM  
Snack Canyon, indeed.
 
2013-07-08 10:07:18 AM  
www.kob.com

I stick needles in my junk. What do you do?

and / or

Sticking needles in your groin doesn't make sense
Unless you're a heroin addict.
 
2013-07-08 10:09:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 10:09:31 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


there already is it's called Walgreens.  buy a couple benzedrex inhalers, some DXM cough syrup
and fill whatever prescriptions your retarded doctor gave u
 
2013-07-08 10:10:45 AM  

bearded clamorer: Mussolini has really let himself go.


Did they take his mugshot in the theatre bathroom or something?
 
2013-07-08 10:11:37 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


There was a William Gibson novel (I think it was Neuromancer) where the upscale junkies had this permanent membrane installed on the main vein of their arm.  One of the dudes had a special kit that allowed him to shoot heroin by osmosis.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:10 AM  
I thought that it was pretty damn funny. Maybe some parts were a little silly; but, overall, I thought that it was pretty good and fairly faithful to the original TV show.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:11 AM  
I heard a lot about it and read exposes and wanted to try it once to show my editors.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:45 AM  

GiraffeWaffles: bearded clamorer: Mussolini has really let himself go.

Did they take his mugshot in the theatre bathroom or something?


Looks like a jail to me.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:49 AM  
www.arghink.com
 
2013-07-08 10:13:25 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.


Particularly under the ball sack of a guy with a face that appears to be shaved by hammers. Hell, can you imagine the sound of the crusty, fetid adhesions giving way?

/your diet...I help you succeed!
 
2013-07-08 10:16:46 AM  
Monitor almost got the coffee spit take.

Subby understands understatement.
 
2013-07-08 10:18:42 AM  

loki see loki do: Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.


Don't judge me!
 
2013-07-08 10:19:16 AM  
so do you find a vein, or can u just inject it into the ball sack?
 
2013-07-08 10:23:00 AM  
I tell you one thing, I am NOT going to pull his hose tight.
 
2013-07-08 10:23:50 AM  
I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.
 
2013-07-08 10:24:47 AM  
I been in the right vein
But it seems like the wrong arm
 
2013-07-08 10:24:53 AM  
So, is that called a high ball?
 
2013-07-08 10:30:08 AM  

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


Dammit, I'm not allowed to laugh that hard at work.
 
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.


When Google just can't cut it, I'll hit the Lars signal.
 
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM  
Way to go numbnuts?
 
2013-07-08 10:38:23 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-08 10:38:54 AM  

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!
 
2013-07-08 10:39:22 AM  

DocTravesty: ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]

Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!


www.theintelligencer.net
 
2013-07-08 10:41:28 AM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop shooting up in my penis.
 
2013-07-08 10:42:09 AM  
I think I'm going to go home and go to bed. I've learned way too much today.
 
2013-07-08 10:42:15 AM  

Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents


How, and why, would you know this?
 
2013-07-08 10:43:36 AM  
Maybe he's a pimp and that's his method for having prostitutes hooked on him.
 
2013-07-08 10:45:03 AM  

Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents


I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that
 
2013-07-08 10:45:27 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: That big blood vessel a...


I am actually lightheaded after reading this.
 
2013-07-08 10:46:55 AM  
ColSanders:
4.bp.blogspot.com 

 
I have modified the jingle to fit the story:


Let's go out to the restroom,

Let's go out to the restroom,
Let's go out to the restroom,
And shoot smack in our dicks.
 
2013-07-08 10:47:39 AM  

DocTravesty: ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]

Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!


Oh, well, there you go.
 
2013-07-08 10:47:54 AM  
He's got a lust for life.
 
2013-07-08 10:50:48 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that


www.swelluk.com
 
2013-07-08 10:53:12 AM  
Most people don't take taunts of Needle Dick as a call to action.
 
2013-07-08 10:53:37 AM  
Now that is what's call a stone-cold junkie.
 
2013-07-08 10:56:21 AM  

Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?


I know someone who has one
 
2013-07-08 10:59:44 AM  
Silent cell phones, be quiet, don't inject drugs into genitals.  Geeeeesh...
This is why I prefer watching movies at home.  I can do whatever I want to do.
 
2013-07-08 11:05:05 AM  
Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.
 
2013-07-08 11:06:14 AM  
Wow, I was really confused there for a second. Read the headline as "injected bugs." I think I need more coffee.
 
2013-07-08 11:11:00 AM  
I knew a bunch of strippers that shot up in the corner of their eyes since tracks were a firing offense. speedballs were favored since the coke would numb the ocular cavity which the dope was absorbed.
 
2013-07-08 11:12:37 AM  

mutterfark: Way to go numbnuts?


Awesome. For a second I was 13 again. Oh. my. God. :)
 
2013-07-08 11:12:39 AM  
I really don't know what's going on in this thread.  The headline is about the Lone Ranger but the article is about some dude injecting drugs through his genitals.  Can someone please make the connection for me?

In the meantime, I cannot even watch the trailers for that film.  There is no farking way I'm gonna spend $75 bucks to go to the theater and watch it.
 
2013-07-08 11:15:18 AM  
Took waaaay too long for this...

www.technologytell.com
 
2013-07-08 11:15:59 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Hey, if porn stars can inject main line style viagra into their dick then why stop there?


I believe they inject papaverine, not viagra. And they use very tiny, short needles.

/my buddy used it years ago. Looking at his wife, I always wondered why.
 
2013-07-08 11:17:05 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽


Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever-doubted the tyrannical control, the all-consuming grip drug addiction has on an addict, or the incredible depths to which a need for the drug can force a man to sink; just read this story.  A man took a NEEDLE to his JUNK - VOLUNTARILY

screw eggs and frying pans, THIS is what every anti-drug PSA needs to feature: "Stabbing your junk with a needle isn't normal, but on smack it is...."
 
2013-07-08 11:20:50 AM  
i39.tinypic.com

Approves.

/This time, it was an accident
//Doodily Ding-Dong Tick-Tock
 
2013-07-08 11:21:01 AM  

durbnpoisn: I really don't know what's going on in this thread.  The headline is about the Lone Ranger but the article is about some dude injecting drugs through his genitals.  Can someone please make the connection for me?


FTFA:
Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre
 
2013-07-08 11:23:57 AM  
Hah!  I saw Avengers in that theater.  And I live in Kentucky.  Was in town last May for friend's  wedding.  Nice town.  Good beers.
 
2013-07-08 11:24:31 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.


See? Now THIS is the sort of information all those Health and DARE classes we give kids SHOULD feature.  "Kids", Coach Wisnewscki would say " make sure you shower every day, apply deodarant twice a day, change socks every time your feet get wet, use a condom if you have sex, and oh yeah, never , never inject anything into you junk unless you want your dick to fall off.  Good talk, hit the showers"
 
2013-07-08 11:24:31 AM  

Sgt Otter: To hide your track marks from your parole officer.


The cat's out of the sack now.
/glad I'm not a parole officer
 
2013-07-08 11:26:10 AM  
What a needle in a wiener looks like...

img18.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-08 11:26:15 AM  
He's doing it wrong. Instead of some heroine on his nuts, he put heroin IN his nuts.
 
2013-07-08 11:28:24 AM  
Talk about blue balls.
 
2013-07-08 11:29:46 AM  
Somebody needs to find a way to mix buttchugging with heroin.
 
2013-07-08 11:34:38 AM  
Just go right up the urethra. No needle marks to worry about.
 
2013-07-08 11:37:03 AM  
I had a friend that was a heroin junkie.  He used to love shooting up into a vein in his dick while getting a BJ.  I, stupidly, shot up once and could never imagine doing it in that manner.  Stuff's bad enough already.
 
2013-07-08 11:37:36 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


I'm sure that business model would never be abused.
 
2013-07-08 11:38:28 AM  
This just taint right.
 
2013-07-08 11:41:27 AM  

wambu: I believe they inject papaverine, not viagra. And they use very tiny, short needles.

/my buddy used it years ago. Looking at his wife, I always wondered why.


The glamorous life styles of those in porn
 
2013-07-08 11:41:39 AM  

uncleacid: This just taint right.


I know. The guy's such a prick.
 
2013-07-08 11:46:11 AM  

bearded clamorer: [www.kob.com image 302x171]

Mussolini has really let himself go.


Wow that was awesomely funny to my sleep-addled brain. +1 internets, sir
 
2013-07-08 11:46:21 AM  

Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one


"Know" my ass.
 
2013-07-08 11:57:35 AM  
So has anyone ever tried this?

Does it feel good?
 
2013-07-08 11:59:15 AM  
And I thought Whiskey Dick was bad.
 
2013-07-08 12:01:48 PM  
Sounds like an opportunity for a Fark party in ABQ.
 
2013-07-08 12:03:34 PM  

Sgt Otter: Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽

To hide your track marks from your parole officer.


I don't think there's going to be a big rush to be this guy's parole officer from now on, having to check his junk for track marks. Gross.
 
2013-07-08 12:04:15 PM  

hardinparamedic: So has anyone ever tried this?

Does it feel good?


Eddie did it in the second Dark Tower book so the trick has been around since at least the '80s.

I'd imagine this is not a sexual thing but rather a "good thing I just scored, my hands are getting shaky" thing.
 
2013-07-08 12:06:20 PM  

Valiente: Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.

Particularly under the ball sack of a guy with a face that appears to be shaved by hammers. Hell, can you imagine the sound of the crusty, fetid adhesions giving way?

/your diet...I help you succeed!


Ugh, Gawd.  Now THAT is sick, my friend.

/Hold the newsletter - don't think I can tolerate thoughts like that on a regular basis...
 
2013-07-08 12:07:55 PM  
This thread is making me light-headed.

/Seriously
 
2013-07-08 12:09:14 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that


Really? That's upside to the piercing? shiat, I think I'm good with just a little extra zinc and kegel exercises.
 
2013-07-08 12:12:04 PM  
In terms of high, I find there's not a vas deferens between shooting up in your eyeball or nut sack.
 
2013-07-08 12:14:05 PM  
I really should not have read this whole thread.

I'm going to need therapy.
 
2013-07-08 12:14:45 PM  
satanic_Hamster: I'll be honest; when seeing the Dungeons and Dragons movie with friends at the cheap theater, I strong considered killing myself.


I'll be honest, when seeing Armageddon movie with friends at the theater, I strongly considered killing myself AND my friends for suggesting such a farking stupid film to see.
 
2013-07-08 12:15:29 PM  

VaportrailFilms: I really should not have read this whole thread.

I'm going to need therapy.


Yep.  Reading this thread hungover is not helping much.
 
2013-07-08 12:21:11 PM  

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


LMAO! That was funny.
 
2013-07-08 12:21:22 PM  
murderpedia.org
 
2013-07-08 12:23:37 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.


I'm female. Do you know what a PA is?

Ok, to be completely honest, it's my fiance.
 
2013-07-08 12:25:12 PM  
I don't have a dick to shoot heroin into :(


/just got a *really* good idea...
 
2013-07-08 12:30:06 PM  
Was he tripping balls when he was arrested?
 
2013-07-08 12:30:58 PM  
He wanted to emulate his favorite movie hero, but instead of sticking his dick into the heroine, he stuck heroin into his dick.
 
2013-07-08 12:35:21 PM  

megarian: I don't have a dick to shoot heroin into :(


/just got a *really* good idea...


Yeeaaahhhh, I'm gonna have to go and disagree with you there. So, if you could go ahead and not have that idea anymore, that would be greeeaaat.
 
2013-07-08 12:36:46 PM  

berylman: Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.


Yeah, the critics HATED it but every complaint seemed to boil down to, "bleh, Johnny Depp too POPULAR," and "It wasn't like the version of the Lone Ranger I watched/listened to as a kid, because that matters to anyone."
 
2013-07-08 12:41:13 PM  

r1niceboy: megarian: I don't have a dick to shoot heroin into :(


/just got a *really* good idea...

Yeeaaahhhh, I'm gonna have to go and disagree with you there. So, if you could go ahead and not have that idea anymore, that would be greeeaaat.


*shrug*

It was awesome.
 
2013-07-08 12:43:35 PM  

Lady J: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

I'm female. Do you know what a PA is?

Ok, to be completely honest, it's my fiance.


Which one?
 
2013-07-08 12:47:05 PM  
Phagocytosis gets me high every time.
 
2013-07-08 12:48:08 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.


Can you really "know" your ass?
 
2013-07-08 12:50:47 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


I believe with the right attachment for an Hitachi Magic Wand, you can "know" anything.
 
2013-07-08 12:50:50 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


Yes.
 
2013-07-08 12:51:21 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


Oh boy! A philosophical debate thread!
 
2013-07-08 12:53:32 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?

I believe with the right attachment for an Hitachi Magic Wand, you can "know" anything.


Well I know what I'm asking Santa for this Christmas.
 
2013-07-08 12:54:47 PM  

SirEattonHogg: satanic_Hamster: I'll be honest; when seeing the Dungeons and Dragons movie with friends at the cheap theater, I strong considered killing myself.


I'll be honest, when seeing Armageddon movie with friends at the theater, I strongly considered killing myself AND my friends for suggesting such a farking stupid film to see.



But you didn't want to close your eyes.

You didn't want to miss a thing.

Right?
 
2013-07-08 12:57:18 PM  
Needles in the dick? No thank you.
I can't even imagine a scenario in which this might seem like a good time.
 
2013-07-08 12:58:53 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?

I believe with the right attachment for an Hitachi Magic Wand, you can "know" anything.

Well I know what I'm asking Santa for this Christmas.


Um, not Christ?  I'm kind of offended.
 
2013-07-08 01:01:35 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.


How you get like that?
 
2013-07-08 01:02:30 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?

I believe with the right attachment for an Hitachi Magic Wand, you can "know" anything.

Well I know what I'm asking Santa for this Christmas.

Um, not Christ?  I'm kind of offended.


Holy fark. Jesus grants wishes and breaks into my house via chimney, leaves presents, and eats my cookies? I'm going to pray to you SO HARD.

Today is pretty much the best day ever.
 
2013-07-08 01:03:36 PM  
That's known as junk on your junk.
 
2013-07-08 01:06:45 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?

I believe with the right attachment for an Hitachi Magic Wand, you can "know" anything.

Well I know what I'm asking Santa for this Christmas.

Um, not Christ?  I'm kind of offended.

Holy fark. Jesus grants wishes and breaks into my house via chimney, leaves presents, and eats my cookies? I'm going to pray to you SO HARD.

Today is pretty much the best day ever.


Heh heh.
 
2013-07-08 01:15:21 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that


I was all ready to call bullshiat on this, but apparently that's common.  What. The. Fark.  Who would do that to themselves?
 
2013-07-08 01:23:59 PM  

Cheron: So last Saturday I was watching the new Lone Ranger movie when I took a cardiac needle and pushed it into my testicles. In and out, in and out. I hate when that happens.

[s9.postimg.org image 259x194]


I know what you mean.
 
2013-07-08 01:25:07 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I think I'm going to go home and go to bed. I've learned way too much today.


Come back tomorrow fresh and rested.

Then google 'scrotal inflation'.
 
2013-07-08 01:30:33 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


Only from your elbow.
 
2013-07-08 01:31:33 PM  

durbnpoisn: I really don't know what's going on in this thread.  The headline is about the Lone Ranger but the article is about some dude injecting drugs through his genitals.  Can someone please make the connection for me?

In the meantime, I cannot even watch the trailers for that film.  There is no farking way I'm gonna spend $75 bucks to go to the theater and watch it.


$75?

Where are you posting from, two years from now?
 
2013-07-08 01:32:59 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'll be honest; when seeing the Dungeons and Dragons movie with friends at the cheap theater, I strong considered killing myself.


I would have been game for a murder/suicide pact with you. Although I'd have demanded to be the first to go.
 
2013-07-08 01:36:49 PM  

VaportrailFilms: I really should not have read this whole thread.

I'm going to need therapy.


You're going to needle therapy? I'll be slumped in the corner, passed out and covered in cold sweat and vomit.
 
2013-07-08 01:47:01 PM  

megarian: I don't have a dick to shoot heroin into :(


/just got a *really* good idea...


I used to wonder who ELO's song was about. Now I know.

parentinghelpme.comAaaaaaaa
 
2013-07-08 01:52:23 PM  
Oh yeah, I've seen that series. TeSTICKular #3 was the acme of the genre. After that it got a little weird when they started getting into powdered sugar and flavor injectors. Nobody watches that stuff anymore. Now, everybody is into double anabolic.
 
2013-07-08 02:25:38 PM  

technofiend: megarian: I don't have a dick to shoot heroin into :(


/just got a *really* good idea...

I used to wonder who ELO's song was about. Now I know.

Aaaaaaaa


Alright, that was pretty funny :)
 
2013-07-08 02:57:41 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: And now you cannot unknow that


I, for one, am better for the knowing of this.
 
2013-07-08 03:20:55 PM  
Stay classy Albuquerque!
 
2013-07-08 03:28:05 PM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


You mean in a Biblical sense?
 
2013-07-08 03:46:43 PM  

Abner Doon: IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that

I was all ready to call bullshiat on this, but apparently that's common.  What. The. Fark.  Who would do that to themselves?


a PA? I have asked Lord J and he says the benefits outweigh the negatives
 
2013-07-08 04:07:54 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?

You mean in a Biblical sense?


Well, now I do.
 
2013-07-08 04:52:49 PM  

megarian: Alright, that was pretty funny :)


Thank you, I forgot to specifically mention "Evil Woman", so I'm glad you knew. I have you fark favorited with the cryptic note "bermuda" and no idea why.  Perhaps some day you'll just see my name tagged "Evil Woman" and wonder why.
 
2013-07-08 04:53:52 PM  
What do you think folks did in the days before the internet at the movies?
 
2013-07-08 04:56:40 PM  

technofiend: megarian: Alright, that was pretty funny :)

Thank you, I forgot to specifically mention "Evil Woman", so I'm glad you knew. I have you fark favorited with the cryptic note "bermuda" and no idea why.  Perhaps some day you'll just see my name tagged "Evil Woman" and wonder why.


Deal!
 
2013-07-08 05:07:53 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

ABQ? Was spooge's woman with him?
 
2013-07-08 08:14:55 PM  

Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

I'm female. Do you know what a PA is?

Ok, to be completely honest, it's my fiance.

Which one?


i.somethingawful.com
Flint?
 
2013-07-09 03:53:33 AM  

megarian: Jesus Farking Christ: Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one

"Know" my ass.

Can you really "know" your ass?


Maybe he means "know my ass" in the Biblical sense?
 
2013-07-09 03:56:50 AM  

Grammatik Polizei: Stay classy Albuquerque!


It may not be classy, but at least Albuquerque  is stilla magical, far-away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh-so-fluffy.
 
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