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(KOB4)   Okay...the new 'Lone Ranger' movie couldn't have been THAT bad   (kob.com) divider line 149
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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 10:38:23 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-08 10:38:54 AM  

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!
 
2013-07-08 10:39:22 AM  

DocTravesty: ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]

Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!


www.theintelligencer.net
 
2013-07-08 10:41:28 AM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop shooting up in my penis.
 
2013-07-08 10:42:09 AM  
I think I'm going to go home and go to bed. I've learned way too much today.
 
2013-07-08 10:42:15 AM  

Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents


How, and why, would you know this?
 
2013-07-08 10:43:36 AM  
Maybe he's a pimp and that's his method for having prostitutes hooked on him.
 
2013-07-08 10:45:03 AM  

Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents


I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that
 
2013-07-08 10:45:27 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: That big blood vessel a...


I am actually lightheaded after reading this.
 
2013-07-08 10:46:55 AM  
ColSanders:
4.bp.blogspot.com 

 
I have modified the jingle to fit the story:


Let's go out to the restroom,

Let's go out to the restroom,
Let's go out to the restroom,
And shoot smack in our dicks.
 
2013-07-08 10:47:39 AM  

DocTravesty: ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]

Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
Lets all go to the potty,
and shoot ourselves some smack!


Oh, well, there you go.
 
2013-07-08 10:47:54 AM  
He's got a lust for life.
 
2013-07-08 10:50:48 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that


www.swelluk.com
 
2013-07-08 10:53:12 AM  
Most people don't take taunts of Needle Dick as a call to action.
 
2013-07-08 10:53:37 AM  
Now that is what's call a stone-cold junkie.
 
2013-07-08 10:56:21 AM  

Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?


I know someone who has one
 
2013-07-08 10:59:44 AM  
Silent cell phones, be quiet, don't inject drugs into genitals.  Geeeeesh...
This is why I prefer watching movies at home.  I can do whatever I want to do.
 
2013-07-08 11:05:05 AM  
Don't listen to subby, the Lone Ranger was surprisingly good. It had the potential to really suck but was solid all-around.
 
2013-07-08 11:06:14 AM  
Wow, I was really confused there for a second. Read the headline as "injected bugs." I think I need more coffee.
 
2013-07-08 11:11:00 AM  
I knew a bunch of strippers that shot up in the corner of their eyes since tracks were a firing offense. speedballs were favored since the coke would numb the ocular cavity which the dope was absorbed.
 
2013-07-08 11:12:37 AM  

mutterfark: Way to go numbnuts?


Awesome. For a second I was 13 again. Oh. my. God. :)
 
2013-07-08 11:12:39 AM  
I really don't know what's going on in this thread.  The headline is about the Lone Ranger but the article is about some dude injecting drugs through his genitals.  Can someone please make the connection for me?

In the meantime, I cannot even watch the trailers for that film.  There is no farking way I'm gonna spend $75 bucks to go to the theater and watch it.
 
2013-07-08 11:15:18 AM  
Took waaaay too long for this...

www.technologytell.com
 
2013-07-08 11:15:59 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Hey, if porn stars can inject main line style viagra into their dick then why stop there?


I believe they inject papaverine, not viagra. And they use very tiny, short needles.

/my buddy used it years ago. Looking at his wife, I always wondered why.
 
2013-07-08 11:17:05 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽


Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever-doubted the tyrannical control, the all-consuming grip drug addiction has on an addict, or the incredible depths to which a need for the drug can force a man to sink; just read this story.  A man took a NEEDLE to his JUNK - VOLUNTARILY

screw eggs and frying pans, THIS is what every anti-drug PSA needs to feature: "Stabbing your junk with a needle isn't normal, but on smack it is...."
 
2013-07-08 11:20:50 AM  
i39.tinypic.com

Approves.

/This time, it was an accident
//Doodily Ding-Dong Tick-Tock
 
2013-07-08 11:21:01 AM  

durbnpoisn: I really don't know what's going on in this thread.  The headline is about the Lone Ranger but the article is about some dude injecting drugs through his genitals.  Can someone please make the connection for me?


FTFA:
Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre
 
2013-07-08 11:23:57 AM  
Hah!  I saw Avengers in that theater.  And I live in Kentucky.  Was in town last May for friend's  wedding.  Nice town.  Good beers.
 
2013-07-08 11:24:31 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.


See? Now THIS is the sort of information all those Health and DARE classes we give kids SHOULD feature.  "Kids", Coach Wisnewscki would say " make sure you shower every day, apply deodarant twice a day, change socks every time your feet get wet, use a condom if you have sex, and oh yeah, never , never inject anything into you junk unless you want your dick to fall off.  Good talk, hit the showers"
 
2013-07-08 11:24:31 AM  

Sgt Otter: To hide your track marks from your parole officer.


The cat's out of the sack now.
/glad I'm not a parole officer
 
2013-07-08 11:26:10 AM  
What a needle in a wiener looks like...

img18.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-08 11:26:15 AM  
He's doing it wrong. Instead of some heroine on his nuts, he put heroin IN his nuts.
 
2013-07-08 11:28:24 AM  
Talk about blue balls.
 
2013-07-08 11:29:46 AM  
Somebody needs to find a way to mix buttchugging with heroin.
 
2013-07-08 11:34:38 AM  
Just go right up the urethra. No needle marks to worry about.
 
2013-07-08 11:37:03 AM  
I had a friend that was a heroin junkie.  He used to love shooting up into a vein in his dick while getting a BJ.  I, stupidly, shot up once and could never imagine doing it in that manner.  Stuff's bad enough already.
 
2013-07-08 11:37:36 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


I'm sure that business model would never be abused.
 
2013-07-08 11:38:28 AM  
This just taint right.
 
2013-07-08 11:41:27 AM  

wambu: I believe they inject papaverine, not viagra. And they use very tiny, short needles.

/my buddy used it years ago. Looking at his wife, I always wondered why.


The glamorous life styles of those in porn
 
2013-07-08 11:41:39 AM  

uncleacid: This just taint right.


I know. The guy's such a prick.
 
2013-07-08 11:46:11 AM  

bearded clamorer: [www.kob.com image 302x171]

Mussolini has really let himself go.


Wow that was awesomely funny to my sleep-addled brain. +1 internets, sir
 
2013-07-08 11:46:21 AM  

Lady J: Beeblebrox: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

How, and why, would you know this?

I know someone who has one


"Know" my ass.
 
2013-07-08 11:57:35 AM  
So has anyone ever tried this?

Does it feel good?
 
2013-07-08 11:59:15 AM  
And I thought Whiskey Dick was bad.
 
2013-07-08 12:01:48 PM  
Sounds like an opportunity for a Fark party in ABQ.
 
2013-07-08 12:03:34 PM  

Sgt Otter: Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽

To hide your track marks from your parole officer.


I don't think there's going to be a big rush to be this guy's parole officer from now on, having to check his junk for track marks. Gross.
 
2013-07-08 12:04:15 PM  

hardinparamedic: So has anyone ever tried this?

Does it feel good?


Eddie did it in the second Dark Tower book so the trick has been around since at least the '80s.

I'd imagine this is not a sexual thing but rather a "good thing I just scored, my hands are getting shaky" thing.
 
2013-07-08 12:06:20 PM  

Valiente: Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.

Particularly under the ball sack of a guy with a face that appears to be shaved by hammers. Hell, can you imagine the sound of the crusty, fetid adhesions giving way?

/your diet...I help you succeed!


Ugh, Gawd.  Now THAT is sick, my friend.

/Hold the newsletter - don't think I can tolerate thoughts like that on a regular basis...
 
2013-07-08 12:07:55 PM  
This thread is making me light-headed.

/Seriously
 
2013-07-08 12:09:14 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Lady J: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?

if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents

I have a friend who has one, he now permanently has to sit down to take a leak or he's forced to plug the holes using his fingers and then thoroughly wash his hands from the dribble. I asked him once what its like when he cums and he said it does the same thing, jets out in three directions, he likes it cause I guess he can paint his wife's face better that way.

And now you cannot unknow that


Really? That's upside to the piercing? shiat, I think I'm good with just a little extra zinc and kegel exercises.
 
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