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(KOB4)   Okay...the new 'Lone Ranger' movie couldn't have been THAT bad   (kob.com) divider line 149
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2013-07-08 08:28:19 AM
Now that is jonesing for a fix.
 
2013-07-08 08:36:07 AM

basemetal: Now that is jonesingjohnsoningfor a fix.

 
2013-07-08 08:39:44 AM
That's just dumb. Still, I'm left wondering just what the hell Angel Martinez was threatening to blow up.
 
2013-07-08 08:58:51 AM
Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽
 
2013-07-08 09:00:06 AM
In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.
 
2013-07-08 09:07:58 AM
It certainly would have made the movie a little more enjoyable.
 
2013-07-08 09:08:52 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Whuuuh...whuuuuh...whuuuh...whuh why, why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,wh y,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,why,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽ ‽


To hide your track marks from your parole officer.
 
2013-07-08 09:18:59 AM
Do you have to tie off your weener to do this?
 
2013-07-08 09:30:15 AM

Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.


As bad as that sounds... I actually can't deny that that makes some sort of sense to a heroin addict.
 
2013-07-08 09:50:35 AM
That does take balls. I mean they're heroin-filled balls, but still balls.
 
2013-07-08 09:52:04 AM

Diogenes: Do you have to tie off your weener to do this?


Ouchie.
 
2013-07-08 09:52:47 AM

scottydoesntknow: That does take balls. I mean they're heroin-filled balls, but still balls.


www.cityofdouglaswy.com
 
2013-07-08 09:52:56 AM
Hey, if porn stars can inject main line style viagra into their dick then why stop there?
 
2013-07-08 09:54:26 AM
So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?
 
2013-07-08 09:55:53 AM
Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.
 
2013-07-08 09:56:53 AM
The Bling Ring was, subby.
 
2013-07-08 09:56:54 AM
Yeah but it couldn't hurt could it subby?
 
2013-07-08 09:57:11 AM
Man of Steel
 
2013-07-08 09:57:25 AM

FriarReb98: Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.

As bad as that sounds... I actually can't deny that that makes some sort of sense to a heroin addict.


I think it is probably because he is running out of usable veins and he is resorting to the ones in his groin.  When those collapse, I'm guessing that means no more chubbies (and no more sex).  That a junkie would do this is not all that surprising to me.  That he didn't just go into a stall is.
 
2013-07-08 09:58:41 AM

loki see loki do: Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.


It's another world here
Somebody is singing (Yeah)
I was only wishing
For a bit of cash
 
2013-07-08 09:58:57 AM
www.kob.com

Mussolini has really let himself go.
 
2013-07-08 10:00:05 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-08 10:00:28 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?


OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?
 
2013-07-08 10:01:57 AM
I'll be honest; when seeing the Dungeons and Dragons movie with friends at the cheap theater, I strong considered killing myself.
 
2013-07-08 10:03:07 AM
So last Saturday I was watching the new Lone Ranger movie when I took a cardiac needle and pushed it into my testicles. In and out, in and out. I hate when that happens.

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2013-07-08 10:03:25 AM

baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: So when he pees, does it look like a lawn sprinker, with whiz spraying out of all those extra holes in his dong?

OK, I laughed WAY too loudly at that one. Can't get the mental image out of my mind.

/rotating lawn sprinkler?


if you have a Prince Albert piercing it goes everywhere, at unpredictable tangents
 
2013-07-08 10:03:30 AM
thestockmasters.com
 
2013-07-08 10:03:43 AM
This sounds smart until he develops an abcess on his nads.
 
2013-07-08 10:04:19 AM
So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.
 
2013-07-08 10:04:35 AM
Snack Canyon, indeed.
 
2013-07-08 10:07:18 AM
www.kob.com

I stick needles in my junk. What do you do?

and / or

Sticking needles in your groin doesn't make sense
Unless you're a heroin addict.
 
2013-07-08 10:09:28 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 10:09:31 AM

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


there already is it's called Walgreens.  buy a couple benzedrex inhalers, some DXM cough syrup
and fill whatever prescriptions your retarded doctor gave u
 
2013-07-08 10:10:45 AM

bearded clamorer: Mussolini has really let himself go.


Did they take his mugshot in the theatre bathroom or something?
 
2013-07-08 10:11:37 AM

Harry Freakstorm: So, if you were a serious addict, could you go to the doctors and have a port-a-cath installed? That way, you don't blow out your veins and wind up sticking needles in the scary areas.

Yeah. yeah. Typical lib-tard reaction. Personally, I'd like them to open a hospital where you can go and junk up on whatever you want. The caveat being that you can't leave until you are sober and if you OD there's no resuscitation. They just harvest whatever usable organs you have and notify the next of kin.


There was a William Gibson novel (I think it was Neuromancer) where the upscale junkies had this permanent membrane installed on the main vein of their arm.  One of the dudes had a special kit that allowed him to shoot heroin by osmosis.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:10 AM
I thought that it was pretty damn funny. Maybe some parts were a little silly; but, overall, I thought that it was pretty good and fairly faithful to the original TV show.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:11 AM
I heard a lot about it and read exposes and wanted to try it once to show my editors.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:45 AM

GiraffeWaffles: bearded clamorer: Mussolini has really let himself go.

Did they take his mugshot in the theatre bathroom or something?


Looks like a jail to me.
 
2013-07-08 10:12:49 AM
www.arghink.com
 
2013-07-08 10:13:25 AM

Popcorn Johnny: In between the toes is old and busted, all the cool kids inject their H under the ball sack. Nobody ever checks under the ball sack for needle marks.


Particularly under the ball sack of a guy with a face that appears to be shaved by hammers. Hell, can you imagine the sound of the crusty, fetid adhesions giving way?

/your diet...I help you succeed!
 
2013-07-08 10:16:46 AM
Monitor almost got the coffee spit take.

Subby understands understatement.
 
2013-07-08 10:18:42 AM

loki see loki do: Man caught injecting drugs into own genitals at theatre

Well, it's better than injecting it into someone ELSE's genitals.


Don't judge me!
 
2013-07-08 10:19:16 AM
so do you find a vein, or can u just inject it into the ball sack?
 
2013-07-08 10:23:00 AM
I tell you one thing, I am NOT going to pull his hose tight.
 
2013-07-08 10:23:50 AM
I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.
 
2013-07-08 10:24:47 AM
I been in the right vein
But it seems like the wrong arm
 
2013-07-08 10:24:53 AM
So, is that called a high ball?
 
2013-07-08 10:30:08 AM

ColSanders: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 292x216]


Dammit, I'm not allowed to laugh that hard at work.
 
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM

Lars The Canadian Viking: I injected K while watching Knocked Up in a theater. Good times.

Also, NEVER inject anythign into your dick unless you want to lose it. That big blood vessel along the bottom is an artery, not a vein, and it supplies the tissue there. You inject there and it is gaurnteed to cause some amount of internal necrosis.


When Google just can't cut it, I'll hit the Lars signal.
 
2013-07-08 10:33:55 AM
Way to go numbnuts?
 
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