Nana's Vibrator: My guess is the ex boyfriend looks somewhat similar and does similar things.
CapeFearCadaver: She sounds like my best friends ex. Couldn't get in the house so she poured motor oil all over the front of his house and ripped up all the flowers the new girlfriend had planted. Had all once took a running leap and jumped on the back of new girlfriend out and about somewheres.Ended up in jail and is now enjoying a nice stay at a mental hospital.
Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]
Diogenes: Throwing the cleaver on the roof did seem a bit like a practiced move."You fall for it every time you crazy bia....!" *slips in poop*
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