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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Violating a restraining order by breaking into your ex-boyfriend's apartment, pooping all over it, and attacking him with a meat cleaver is no way to go through life, young lady   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 59
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2013-07-08 08:28:26 AM
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2013-07-08 08:32:40 AM

Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]


But how can you resist when crazy looks so damn good.

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2013-07-08 08:57:35 AM

Nickster79: Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]

But how can you resist when crazy looks so damn good.

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The only thing left to do that would make her the perfect symbol of beauty is a shave.
 
2013-07-08 09:01:24 AM
She claimed that her impromptu visit was simply to retrieve some belonging after being kicked out

A bottle of Imodium is no reason to violate a restraining order.
 
2013-07-08 09:33:26 AM
She sounds like my best friends ex. Couldn't get in the house so she poured motor oil all over the front of his house and ripped up all the flowers the new girlfriend had planted. Had all once took a running leap and jumped on the back of new girlfriend out and about somewheres.

Ended up in jail and is now enjoying a nice stay at a mental hospital.
 
2013-07-08 09:42:39 AM
Meht?  Is meth involved?  I bet there's a good chance meth is involved.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 09:43:10 AM
Ok.. you stuck your dick in that.

I lost sympathy.  You deserved it.
 
2013-07-08 09:43:46 AM
She sounds fun.
 
2013-07-08 09:47:41 AM
Whew. With those looks, she better have the kind of poontang Eddie Murphy talked about in "Raw".

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2013-07-08 09:55:56 AM
My guess is the ex boyfriend looks somewhat similar and does similar things.
 
2013-07-08 09:58:51 AM
"young lady"? Subby, a hard 51 is not the new 18-and-barely-legal
 
2013-07-08 10:00:47 AM
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2013-07-08 10:02:36 AM
Brought to you by super colon blow and Taco Bell.
 
2013-07-08 10:03:33 AM
Is this really that odd? I've have two ex's that did similar things. (sans the taking a dump part).
 
2013-07-08 10:03:44 AM

Nana's Vibrator: My guess is the ex boyfriend looks somewhat similar and does similar things.


That couple that does meth together stays together.
 
2013-07-08 10:04:22 AM
ug. *The
 
2013-07-08 10:07:59 AM
I think Subby does not understand the meaning of the word "young."
 
2013-07-08 10:13:07 AM
A machete is the way to go.
 
2013-07-08 10:13:36 AM
......................The aristocrats!
 
2013-07-08 10:14:46 AM

Nana's Vibrator: My guess is the ex boyfriend looks somewhat similar and does similar things.


Throwing the cleaver on the roof did seem a bit like a practiced move.

"You fall for it every time you crazy bia....!"  *slips in poop*
 
2013-07-08 10:15:05 AM

CapeFearCadaver: She sounds like my best friends ex. Couldn't get in the house so she poured motor oil all over the front of his house and ripped up all the flowers the new girlfriend had planted. Had all once took a running leap and jumped on the back of new girlfriend out and about somewheres.

Ended up in jail and is now enjoying a nice stay at a mental hospital.


This could be us.  That could be our hospital.

/you had me at mental.
 
2013-07-08 10:16:13 AM

Nickster79: Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]

But how can you resist when crazy looks so damn good.

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She looks like Eddie Money
 
2013-07-08 10:18:23 AM
Pretty girls don't poop. Obviously.
 
2013-07-08 10:18:35 AM

Nickster79: Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]

But how can you resist when crazy looks so damn good.

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That's only hittable if the crazy/hot graph extends to infinity...
 
2013-07-08 10:21:03 AM
Um, if she was on meth that probably would have spared him the saturation poop offensive.
 
2013-07-08 10:21:45 AM

Nana's Vibrator: This could be us. That could be our hospital.

/you had me at mental.


We would make the best mental couple of all time. OF ALL TIME!
 
2013-07-08 10:21:48 AM
So, breaking and entering, along with assault with a deadly weapon, only gets you a $7,500 bond?
 
2013-07-08 10:25:03 AM

BroncoFan_17: So, breaking and entering, along with assault with a deadly weapon, only gets you a $7,500 bond?


anything over 200 bucks should keep her locked up for awhile, she doesnt look like a woman of means
 
2013-07-08 10:25:06 AM

LL316: Pretty girls don't poop. Obviously.


We do, but our poop comes out in little pellets and smell like coco beans.
 
2013-07-08 10:28:18 AM
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When you break restraining orders
and have bowel/mental disorders

DIARRHEA!!
 
2013-07-08 10:30:49 AM

Diogenes: Throwing the cleaver on the roof did seem a bit like a practiced move.

"You fall for it every time you crazy bia....!"  *slips in poop*



when he threw the cleaver he probably expected to knock 2 or 3 more weapons down.  Very savvy final battle move for a meth head.


And if you were asking yourself "Who uses Google +?"
lh6.googleusercontent.com

She does.  She uses Google+ and poops on floors
 
2013-07-08 10:33:01 AM
Your blog sucks and you should leave the snark for Fark.

I was under the impression that crapping on things was an urban expression of disrespect.
 
2013-07-08 10:39:10 AM
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2013-07-08 10:39:14 AM

basemetal: Meht?  Is meth involved?  I bet there's a good chance meth is involved.


Judging from the perp's picture, I'd say more than just a good chance.

Crapping all over your ex-boyfriend's apartment and attacking him with a meat cleaver isn't normal...but on meth it is.
 
2013-07-08 10:47:19 AM
Not crop bombing you fool


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2013-07-08 11:06:00 AM
Oh.....crap.
 
2013-07-08 11:17:39 AM
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Looks like Sweet Dee's mom.
 
2013-07-08 11:23:22 AM
I once locked a girlfriend out of my bedroom for headbutting me while we were playfully wrestling. After I told her I wasn't going to let her in and for her to sleep on the couch, she mumbled something about wanting to kill herself. I emerged and found her in the bathroom sitting on the floor and I collected everything I thought she could use to harm herself and retreated back to the bedroom. I hadn't thought about the safety razors she had brought over to shave her legs. So she proceeded to break them and managed to cut her finger. Not bad enough to do any damage, but enough to bleed. Not knowing any of this, I heard her rubbing something on my door, and fearing she might be damaging the door/paint, I opened it to tell her to stop.
She was rubbing her bloody finger all over the door.

/ I used to tell people that I seemed to always find the crazy girls. As I get older it's harder to tell if they were crazy before they met me.
// I know, I should have manned up, but I don't like getting hit in the face - makes me go Hulk
 
2013-07-08 11:30:46 AM
Article writer doesn't know the difference between lie and lay. Back to school with you.
 
2013-07-08 11:43:11 AM
Lovely dress you're wearing Mrs. Cleaver.
 
2013-07-08 11:56:46 AM
Damn, I guess Meth really does add years to the appearance subby
 
2013-07-08 11:59:42 AM

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When you break restraining orders
and have bowel/mental disorders

DIARRHEA!!


Well done. +1
 
2013-07-08 12:15:35 PM
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2013-07-08 12:16:16 PM
just in case anyone was wondering how he got the restraining order in the first place...
 
2013-07-08 12:19:47 PM
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2013-07-08 12:27:04 PM
" "Weatherford picked up a cleaver-style knife from the floor near his bed and attacked him with it."

And why was  a cleave on the floor near his  bed?   Cops missed a chance there.
 
2013-07-08 12:28:33 PM
Why wasn't the Smoking Hot title applied? Does it HAVE to be a 'The Sun' article to be appropriate?
 
2013-07-08 12:40:08 PM
I wonder what he did to her to deserve that.
 
2013-07-08 12:40:30 PM
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Hot like a flaming pile of poop on the dorrstep
 
2013-07-08 12:42:59 PM

LL316: Pretty girls don't poop. Obviously.


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