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(WTSP)   "While OLD FART was rejected, HORNMAN was approved. While GUN PLAY was rejected, GUN SAFE was approved. While BIG TURD was rejected, BG JONSN was approved"   (wtsp.com) divider line 44
    More: Florida, BG JONSN, HORNMAN, gun safe, Department of Highways, vanity plate  
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2013-07-08 09:24:26 AM  
I saw a Wisconsin plate with this #: BIGNADS
 
2013-07-08 09:26:23 AM  
A55 RGY
 
2013-07-08 09:26:53 AM  
Obligatory
i416.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 09:28:21 AM  
Yeah, I'm used to rejection.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 09:28:35 AM  
download.gannett.edgesuite.net

um.. what were we talking about again?
 
2013-07-08 09:31:08 AM  

d23: [download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 300x256]

um.. what were we talking about again?


Ha!  I was going along the lines of something something license plates something...hello.

www.wtsp.com
 
2013-07-08 09:32:43 AM  
They should just approve all of them. These distinctions are idiotic. What's wrong with a plate that read PENIS? It's THE non-vulgar way to say the male reproductive organ. So what? Deal with it. You think your precious snowflake isn't going to hear worse than that a million time FROM YOU? Please.
 
2013-07-08 09:33:20 AM  
just hurt my nose trying to bite the CRT screen
 
2013-07-08 09:36:53 AM  
SMEGMA
Approved in MA
 
2013-07-08 09:38:11 AM  
i701.photobucket.com

Not mine, but I've seen it.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-08 09:39:34 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

Approval officer for Florida.
 
2013-07-08 09:39:57 AM  
I'm not offended by vulgar license plates really, but I think if you apply for a plate that says ass orgy or penis you should have your driving privlidges revoked. Sorry farkers.
 
2013-07-08 09:44:41 AM  
That's OK, they rejected "Merlot" here...
 
2013-07-08 09:46:42 AM  

bopis: I'm not offended by vulgar license plates really, but I think if you apply for a plate that says ass orgy or penis you should have your driving privlidges revoked. Sorry farkers.


Yes I agree. If you do something I don't like, I think you should have your privileges to do what I don't like you doing revoked.
Fark your rights, but don't fark with mine?
Hippocratic shiat is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-07-08 09:49:42 AM  
4-2-NATE, REALLY, Florida? Are you people that goddamned overly sensitive? "Fortunate" is a banned word in Florida? What a bunch of Nancies. The whole state needs to grow a pair.
 
2013-07-08 09:50:01 AM  
Apparently, things regarding stuff coming out of or going into the butt are out as far as license plates are concerned.

/A55 RGY not included
 
2013-07-08 09:50:33 AM  
BIG TURD? Who asked for that, Mr. Hankey?
 
2013-07-08 10:06:54 AM  
The DC DMV claims it means "No one greater."
popville.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-07-08 10:08:36 AM  
Just this weekend I saw a Texas plate F MERLO. farking wine snob
 
2013-07-08 10:18:48 AM  

Millennium: [i701.photobucket.com image 500x249]

Not mine, but I've seen it.


Sadly, it was revoked.
 
2013-07-08 10:20:51 AM  

bv2112: The DC DMV claims it means "No one greater."
[popville.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 640x480]


GOTT IN HIMMEL, but that is genius. Profoundly offensive, but genius.
 
2013-07-08 10:28:52 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Millennium: [i701.photobucket.com image 500x249]

Not mine, but I've seen it.

Sadly, it was revoked.


Anyone who got a sexual connotation out of that should be shot.
 
2013-07-08 10:34:00 AM  
Well maybe they should all just have a nu start on things.

bandbent.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-08 10:35:16 AM  
bandbent.files.wordpress.com

He just wanted "A New Start."
 
2013-07-08 10:36:33 AM  
Saw an old California blue plate that said BLONDE.

Upside down of course.
 
2013-07-08 10:43:51 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-08 11:06:29 AM  
Came for anustart.


/Then blue myself.
 
2013-07-08 11:37:18 AM  
Saw a MI plate in a WI parking lot that said "5EX A22" (or maybe it was reversed, A22 5EX. I forget.)

Didn't take a picture immediately, it was gone when we came out of the store. :(
 
2013-07-08 11:38:13 AM  

bv2112: The DC DMV claims it means "No one greater."


Reminds me of an Empyt Nest episode where the single guy living next door who got a vanity plate that was suppose to read as 'see lover'. It came out CLOVER.

OLDFART should be rejected. Can't old guys fighting over that stupid plate all the time.
 
2013-07-08 11:50:02 AM  
maybe 10 years ago, my father-in-law got a Florida license plate with the manatees on it that said EAT EM.  It was approved and he drove around for a while with it, until several random complaints came in and the DMV revoked his plate.  He kicked up a stink and I think got on the local news channel, but ended up getting a new manatee plate saying LOVE EM, and on his bumper he put lettering saying 'eat em grilled'.  Stay classy pops!
 
2013-07-08 11:59:00 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-08 12:00:57 PM  
Saw an old beater with TIHS WA plates here in California, always wondered how that one managed to slip through, and if they were ever revoked.
 
2013-07-08 12:27:48 PM  
yeah, the lovely state of florida shot my "TIRE UP" down too.....
 
2013-07-08 12:29:21 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-08 01:15:11 PM  
DMV SKS
 
2013-07-08 01:25:41 PM  
i180.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 01:29:52 PM  
Ohio standard plates have 3 letters followed by 4 numbers. A year or so ago, a batch of FAP xxxx plates were released in the Columbus area. I still see them around, too, so no one has clued the BMV in yet.
 
2013-07-08 01:37:15 PM  

logieal: Well maybe they should all just have a nu start on things.

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I'm a wee bit skeptical of the ANUSTART plate picture, as California only allows seven characters on a plate. You can add a half-space somewhere in there with seven characters, tho, but not an eighth character. Symbols (hand, star, heart, etc) count as a character for spacing purposes, but do not count for the official license string.

/Looked into getting a CA vanity place recently
 
2013-07-08 01:56:56 PM  

bopis: I'm not offended by vulgar license plates really, but I think if you apply for a plate that says ass orgy or penis you should have your driving privlidges revoked. Sorry farkers.


The "A55 RGY" plate was not personalized in any way: it's just the combination that came up, and the orange in the middle of the plate became an "O".  It's real: it apparently belongs to a car service in Florida.  So that fail's kind of on the state of Florida.
 
2013-07-08 01:59:24 PM  

SevenizGud: They should just approve all of them. These distinctions are idiotic. What's wrong with a plate that read PENIS? It's THE non-vulgar way to say the male reproductive organ. So what? Deal with it. You think your precious snowflake isn't going to hear worse than that a million time FROM YOU? Please.


I do see why you shouldn't be able to get a plate that just says "fark YOU"  on it, but yeah, policing the plates otherwise to try to catch anything that might be vulgar seems ridiculous.
 
2013-07-08 02:07:17 PM  

SouthPacificCoaster: logieal: Well maybe they should all just have a nu start on things.

[bandbent.files.wordpress.com image 724x424]

I'm a wee bit skeptical of the ANUSTART plate picture, as California only allows seven characters on a plate. You can add a half-space somewhere in there with seven characters, tho, but not an eighth character. Symbols (hand, star, heart, etc) count as a character for spacing purposes, but do not count for the official license string.

/Looked into getting a CA vanity place recently


There's an even better reason for why you should be skeptical of it.
 
2013-07-08 03:32:07 PM  
imageshack.us


Please for explaining to me the meanings. I am not understand.
 
2013-07-08 03:46:46 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [imageshack.us image 397x199]


Please for explaining to me the meanings. I am not understand.


I think it's meant to be an abridged version of TITS or GTFO
 
2013-07-08 04:28:27 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [imageshack.us image 397x199]


Please for explaining to me the meanings. I am not understand.


media.jinni.com

Torgo was the name of the servant of the Master, in the godawful movie, "Manos, the Hands of Fate."  It was the worst movie Mystery Science Theater 3000 ever did.
 
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