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(Huffington Post)   Hostess begins freezing Twinkies before shipping to extend shelf life. Apparently, Twinkies made during the Neolithic period are now reaching their expiration date   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 22
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2013-07-08 09:24:34 AM  
Whoa whoa whoa. Twinkies expire?!? Next you'll be telling me that I can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at me.
 
2013-07-08 09:31:48 AM  

Kristoph57: Whoa whoa whoa. Twinkies expire?!? Next you'll be telling me that I can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at me.


I don't know about you but I live in an anarcho-syndicalist commune.  We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting, by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more...
 
2013-07-08 09:32:27 AM  
Twinkies don't last forever. Someone wrote a book about it.
 
2013-07-08 09:35:57 AM  
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
 
2013-07-08 09:39:20 AM  

Kristoph57: Whoa whoa whoa. Twinkies expire?!? Next you'll be telling me that I can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at me.


Listen.Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from somefarcical aquatic ceremony!
 
2013-07-08 10:13:21 AM  
Don't want any scab Twinkies anyway.
 
2013-07-08 11:21:31 AM  
which will allow companies to "date the product for freshness,"

No way this will ever be abused. Nope, never.
 
2013-07-08 11:40:44 AM  
Perhaps we can pursuade some Texas (or North Carolina, or Kansas) Republicans to attack Twinkies on the basis that "twink" is slang for a young, effeminate gay man, and they won't allow that sort of thing around their children.

Should be good for some yuks.
 
2013-07-08 11:43:19 AM  

aaronx: Twinkies don't last forever. Someone wrote a book about it.


Nothing lasts forever. And we both know hearts can change.
 
2013-07-08 11:55:39 AM  

Kristoph57: Whoa whoa whoa. Twinkies expire?!? Next you'll be telling me that I can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at me.


I have found mold on 1 or more in a pack before.
 
2013-07-08 12:35:17 PM  
This will make deep frying them even easier.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-08 01:38:29 PM  

FriarReb98: Kristoph57: Whoa whoa whoa. Twinkies expire?!? Next you'll be telling me that I can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at me.

Listen.Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from somefarcical aquatic ceremony!


This is the best conversation I've ever read...
 
2013-07-08 03:31:08 PM  

LemSkroob: aaronx: Twinkies don't last forever. Someone wrote a book about it.

Nothing lasts forever. And we both know hearts can change.


www.metalsucks.net
 
2013-07-08 03:44:18 PM  
I knew that the reissue of Twinkies next week would result in fluff articles.
 
2013-07-08 04:31:37 PM  
Look, if I went 'round sayin' I was emp'rer just cause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away....
 
2013-07-08 04:41:43 PM  
Up next...

www.partyfavoritesblog.com
 
2013-07-08 05:19:52 PM  

DrMcNinja: FriarReb98: Kristoph57: Whoa whoa whoa. Twinkies expire?!? Next you'll be telling me that I can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at me.

Listen.Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from somefarcical aquatic ceremony!

This is the best conversation I've ever read...


Then golly gee are you in luck, there's a whole movie full of them, just waiting for your viewing: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/
 
2013-07-08 09:11:45 PM  
They won't be worth a damn after they are frozen it just does something to the filling.
 
2013-07-08 10:07:58 PM  
So if the customer (unknowingly re)freezes them, upon thawing will get a Mold Explosion!

/another bad move for scab twinkies
 
2013-07-09 12:53:05 AM  

Piizzadude: Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!


Shut up! Bloody peasant.
 
2013-07-09 11:49:50 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Don't want any scab Twinkies anyway.


The visual image associated with "scab Twinkie" is, by itself, enough to prevent me from buying Twinkies.

Not that I'd buy a Hostess product at this point - screwed over their customers, screwed over their workers, screwed over their creditors. Fark 'em.
 
2013-07-09 03:11:26 PM  
and America will never be the same.....shedding a tear for Old America.
 
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