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2013-07-08 10:51:08 AM  
That Blurred Lines video is awesome. All three girls look great. But Emily should be invited to do the SI Swimsuit issue and get the cover away from Kate Upton.
 
2013-07-08 10:51:11 AM  

shinjitsuism: Anyone else think that she looks like Anne Hathaway?


Hey.. now that you mention it ...
 
2013-07-08 10:52:13 AM  

shinjitsuism: Anyone else think that she looks like Anne Hathaway?


First time I saw the video I thought:
1) Is that Anne Hathaway?
2) No, she's too short to be Anne Hathaway
3) Wait, IS THAT ANNE HATHAWAY?
 
2013-07-08 10:52:45 AM  
skinink

But Emily should be invited to do the SI Swimsuit issue and get the cover away from Kate Upton.

That's simply not fair. They should wrestle for it. In oil.
 
2013-07-08 10:54:11 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: skinink

But Emily should be invited to do the SI Swimsuit issue and get the cover away from Kate Upton.

That's simply not fair. They should wrestle for it. In oil.


static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-08 10:55:23 AM  
Wow I wish I wasn't at work right now. I'll have to think of some way to remember this thread...

shinjitsuism: Anyone else think that she looks like Anne Hathaway?


A bit.

/See I contributed
 
2013-07-08 11:08:43 AM  
She doesn't pass my age test.  So when she begs me for sex, I will have to use all of my cunning to gracefully excuse myself from the situation.  Happens all the time.
 
2013-07-08 11:14:29 AM  
I would love to spray a load all over her chest. Is that too vague?
 
2013-07-08 11:19:38 AM  

hundreddollarman: I would love to spray a load all over her chest. Is that too vague?


Not at all...
www.paranormalmagazine.co.uk  ... go to town!
 
2013-07-08 11:28:19 AM  

hundreddollarman: I would love to spray a load all over her chest. Is that too vague?


Far too vague.  WHY would you love to execute this act?  You provide your emotion but you never provide your prime motivator.  It isn't earned.  What events caused you to come to such a conclusion?  You also need to indicate the word "load" with a pronoun, and more clearly define it.  In particular, whose load are you spraying?  Does it belong to a corporation?  And specifically what is this load you speak of?  Is it a fully stocked crate containing barrels of battery acid upon a forklift?  Also, in your writing it would benefit the reader to know more about "her chest."  Is it a treasure chest?  A chest of drawers?  A tool chest?  A chest can contain many things.  If you provide this information it may enlighten your readership to your motivation even further.

the thread was pretty much done anyways
 
2013-07-08 11:33:17 AM  

Minimum: She really needs to eat something.


I agree.... At least in that pic. Seeing the ones posted upthread, I'm revising that a little. She has some curves to her, not a Bulimia Queen as I first thought. Still, a little skinny for my preferences. Not that I'd kick her out of bed for eating Crackers(Crackers being the nickname I gave my wife...), but I do definitely like some curves.

It's funny, all of the supermodels are rail thin, but all of the strippers and porn stars have some meat on their bones(Except in 'specialty' cases), and it's NOT because strippers are fat trailer trash, but because guys want to throw their money at women with a little bit of meat on their bones, not skeletors with boobs. I'm not saying they have to be fat, but Jesus, a lot of these models are far too skinny.
 
2013-07-08 11:39:43 AM  
She looks like a farking gungan with those lips. yeah studman and all. fark me for wanting a human head to go on my pile of tits...
 
2013-07-08 11:44:04 AM  
I thought that was one of the chicks that models for Frederick's of Hollywood.

//she's hot.
///so is Cora Skinner who also models for them.
 
2013-07-08 11:45:07 AM  
Sure is gay in here.

/nttawwt
 
2013-07-08 11:45:59 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: mr0x: Minimum: She really needs to eat something.

LOLWUT?

Please tell me America hasn't gotten that fat.

It's worse. I know a lot of people who would call her downright anorexic and mean it.



You can see her ribcage in some of the posted photos, which to many women (seriously) proves that she has to be anorexic.
 
2013-07-08 11:55:53 AM  

Christian Bale: Shakin_Haitian: mr0x: Minimum: She really needs to eat something.

LOLWUT?

Please tell me America hasn't gotten that fat.

It's worse. I know a lot of people who would call her downright anorexic and mean it.


You can see her ribcage in some of the posted photos, which to many women (seriously) proves that she has to be anorexic.


Her BMI is 18, which does put her in the "underweight" category but certainly not the "scary thin" category.
 
2013-07-08 12:04:28 PM  
The ribcage thing is a product of the stance in that one picture. She's thin, but it isn't antler territory. Besides, dat ass and dem tittays distracted me for 30 minutes...
 
2013-07-08 12:05:09 PM  
Eh, she could use a few lbs, but not too many. Some pics she looks a little on the thin side, others she looks better, granted I like my women a bit thicker. Still, she has a nice rack, and nicer midsection and nicer ass than Upton does.
 
2013-07-08 12:22:51 PM  
Sexy as fark, but too bad about the trout lip injections.
/would still hit it
//carp diem
 
2013-07-08 12:30:49 PM  
Dammit, she looks okay, health wise. She's neither heavy or too thin. A lot of Farker's expectations of what a healthy body should look like are all over the place. You guys speak like an agent for models.
 
2013-07-08 12:37:37 PM  
Perfect in every way. Her tumblir is ridiculous.
 
2013-07-08 01:15:07 PM  

lewintn: Also good with the sexy dancing...

http://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version /U SUV71300526


Her body is amazing. In motion it's sublime.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-07-08 01:27:05 PM  

Tax Boy: Including her birthday suit
(NSFW Links)
http://jpcatavento.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/emily_ratajkowski_by_ st eve-shaw_660_jp.jpg


Cleanup in cubical seven! Cleanup in cubical seven!
 
2013-07-08 01:31:45 PM  
Hey Zeus she is hot.  Wish I hadn't fapped already today.  Ah fark it, I'm gonna eat some almonds and attempt to make myself blind.
 
2013-07-08 01:43:52 PM  

Tax Boy: Including her birthday suit

(NSFW Links)

http://jpcatavento.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/emily_ratajkowski_by_ st eve-shaw_660_jp.jpg
http://www.hypemeanseverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Emily- Ra tajkowski-.jpg


I was just going to ask if we could see if she looked good in just about nothing.
 
2013-07-08 01:43:55 PM  
Model of the moment Emily Ratajkowski looks good in just about anything

And less ... can't link at the moment, but Dailymotion provides evidence.
 
2013-07-08 02:24:59 PM  
She's a little thin, sure, but I'll go so far as to say she looks exceptional naked.

As for the shots in clothes am I the only one that finds the ridiculously high pants that cover the navel a turn-off? IMO the only person to ever pull that look off is Krysten Ritter from Breaking Bad.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 02:32:19 PM  
She did indeed look too skinny in the pictures from TFA. Thank you to the glorious Farkers who posted other pictures of her with all of her assets visible to disabuse me of this notion.

/And a hearty FU to whomever dressed her in those horrible outfits in TFA.
//But yeah, she definitely looks like Anne Hathaway.
 
2013-07-08 02:35:45 PM  

Zombalupagus: She's a little thin, sure, but I'll go so far as to say she looks exceptional naked.

As for the shots in clothes am I the only one that finds the ridiculously high pants that cover the navel a turn-off? IMO the only person to ever pull that look off is Krysten Ritter from Breaking Bad.

[i.imgur.com image 500x753]


No I agree but she didn't pull it off either.
 
2013-07-08 02:39:07 PM  

Zombalupagus: As for the shots in clothes am I the only one that finds the ridiculously high pants that cover the navel a turn-off? IMO the only person to ever pull that look off is Krysten Ritter from Breaking Bad.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 03:01:53 PM  
Oh HELLS naw.
 
2013-07-08 03:45:48 PM  
why lie?  this is a bookmark.  that girl is gorgeous and i would gladly take a chainsaw to a million orphaned infants just to be able to tongue-kiss her fartbucket for one second.
 
2013-07-08 04:20:49 PM  
watched the video...................I will be in my bunk..........
 
2013-07-08 06:07:33 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: chainsaw to a million orphaned infants


They're already orphaned so you'd be doing them a favor.

Now if you were going to do that to the parents to make orphans of a million infants you might get somewhere
 
2013-07-08 07:00:52 PM  
Just gonna leave this here: NSFW
 
2013-07-08 08:21:50 PM  

Agarista: Hourglass Bolt-ons and thick legs FTW FTL

[i1220.photobucket.com image 600x893]


Fixed.

Emily's 100% natural.

/and amazing
 
2013-07-08 08:27:02 PM  

Lamadin: Just gonna leave this here: NSFW


What a treat!  :)
 
2013-07-08 08:54:07 PM  

lewintn: John Buck 41: Butterface

Attention Mental Health Authorities: Please remove all sharp objects and fire starting devices from the premises where John Buck 41 resides.

She's a beautiful woman and if you disagree you are a dirty ghey comm'nist!


What can I say? She reminds me of Eva Green. Awesome bod but their faces just don't do it for me.
 
2013-07-08 09:18:37 PM  
This woman is so attractive in so many ways her physical appeal her dancing her facial expressions with a gorgeous yet natural body she is sexy as hell
 
2013-07-09 12:08:16 AM  

WTF Indeed: Is this the thread were two groups of "men" bicker over the weight of woman whose job it is to be skinny? Have we reached the point in the argument where the pro-sandwich people start posting airbrushed pictures of plus-sized models and saying that they should be the mold that all models are cast from?


It could be the obe where chubby chasers are equally obnoxious to any woman without the perfect figure too.

Plenty of women are skinny without a massive hip to waist ratio or big tits too.

It works both ways.

/jerks off to a wide variety
//call me, ladies
 
2013-07-09 12:56:53 AM  
She has a pretty face and a nice rack. The rest of her looks good in some pics but too thin in a lot of others. I thought all three chicks were way too boney in that Robin Thicke video. Emily's rack was the only saving grace.

As for the guy singing the praises of the "perfect model body"...All that term really means is the woman looks like a walking coat hanger for gay fashion designers to show off clothes to women!

The fashion casting directors pick these chicks for having a pretty face and a tall but shapeless frame. This is why most famous porn stars and runway models have historically had very different body types. The porn chicks are meant to appeal to straight men; the runway girls are meant to be coat hangers to sell clothes to women.
 
2013-07-09 02:35:52 AM  
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