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(AP)   If you've petitioned the state of California to do something about the rampant prison sex in the state's penitentiaries, you're probably not going to like the state's solution   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 20
    More: Obvious, California Department of Corrections, conjugal visits, incentive programs, Sacramento, domestic partners, California State Prison  
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20513 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2013 at 4:54 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-08 10:53:51 AM
2 votes:
If your cellmate "Tiny", a tattooed, shaven-headed 350lb behemoth, decides the moonlight has put him in a romantic mood, it would be a thoughtful gesture if he were to put on a condom. An unlikely gesture, for sure, but having the option is better than not having the option.

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2013-07-08 06:57:52 AM
2 votes:
you people are missing the point here. prisons are about to get a new form of currency.
2013-07-08 06:56:16 AM
2 votes:
"I believe in two things: discipline and condoms. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the rubbers; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
2013-07-08 05:30:29 AM
2 votes:

bindlestiff2600: doglover: Why is it a felony to have sex in prison? America arrests more people than any other country for the most bullshiat of reasons, then makes it an environment where real
hardcore felons can get aids and rape people who shouldn't even be in prison, spreading both disease and suffering everywhere.

farkin' horrific. What they should do is segregate prisoners with AIDS, Hep, etc into a quarantine ward first off, offer condoms secondly, and allow fraternization between male and female prisoners in for non-violent offenses of a minor nature.

Also, a shiat ton of money coukd be saved if we dialed back sentencing to 1900s things. 14 days' hard labor is better for everyone than multiple months to a year for a misdemeanor.

however - prison for profit (private) would lose profit
(rumor - primary advocates for tuffer sentencing are the owners of private prisons and the prison worker unions)
and we cannot have that


I'm not saying we should set up a kangaroo court run by citizens for citizens and behead all the proponents and owners of private prisons, but in the unlikely event that did happen I'm fairly certain history would only be critical of the methods, not the outcome.
2013-07-08 05:03:55 AM
2 votes:
Look, if I can't make jokes about the horrific culture of rape in US penitentiaries and their contribution to the proliferation of STDs and mental illness in our nation then I don't know what it means to be an American anymore.
2013-07-08 03:51:48 AM
2 votes:
411posters.com

/I want you to feel this
2013-07-08 01:59:33 AM
2 votes:
Spouses and domestic partners are allowed to bring as many as 10 on overnight family visits with lower-level offenders who qualify for the incentive program, said corrections department spokeswoman Terry Thornton. But the condoms must be accounted for

That's a job I don't want. Used condom counter.
2013-07-08 09:24:36 AM
1 votes:

Fade2black: Ah my bad, I wasn't aware you were a judge and knew that they were all not guilty.


You're forgiven. This time. Next time, it's 14 days hard labor.
2013-07-08 07:52:47 AM
1 votes:
When I go out a raping I always remember to have a condom with me.  And lube.  Carmex wasn't slippery enough.
2013-07-08 07:32:31 AM
1 votes:

alienated: Jon iz teh kewl: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: dig420: So basically if it's men being beaten and raped, we just hand the attacker a condom.  God bless Amurica.

I guess it's to collect the victim's tears while he's being raped

lets stop pretending that rape is real.  don't u think women have suffered enough

Low grade even from you, but feel free to keep digging.
.005/10


if u can send me a video of someone getting violently raped, i'll believe it exists.  until then, STFU.
2013-07-08 07:17:55 AM
1 votes:
on a good note, it would add more lubrication than spit
2013-07-08 07:14:57 AM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: you people are missing the point here. prisons are about to get a new form of currency.


Well, then it's time to sell all my Honey Buns stock.
2013-07-08 07:12:17 AM
1 votes:

dig420: So basically if it's men being beaten and raped, we just hand the attacker a condom.  God bless Amurica.


I guess it's to collect the victim's tears while he's being raped
2013-07-08 07:08:34 AM
1 votes:
Eh, it's not a very creative solution.  I thought it would be something more along the lines of adding more security cameras and microphones to make it harder to avoid being seen - then connecting them all to a web server and charging the public for access.
2013-07-08 07:02:39 AM
1 votes:
So basically if it's men being beaten and raped, we just hand the attacker a condom.  God bless Amurica.
2013-07-08 06:59:24 AM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: you people are missing the point here. prisons are about to get a new form of currency.


what? bitcoins?
2013-07-08 06:45:25 AM
1 votes:
lets see.  i just committed a farking crime, now i'm gonna fark someone.  i mean how retarded are people?  prison is for reflecting upon ones self  not celebrating gayly
2013-07-08 05:51:44 AM
1 votes:
Wow California catches up with Indonesia...
2013-07-08 03:02:51 AM
1 votes:

Rik01: They used to put salt-peter in the food (potassium nitrate) to knock down the sexual urges of the prisoners. I don't know how well that worked or when they stopped it.


Whatever else you said that may or may not be true, this certainly isn't. It's an often-told urban legend that has never been demonstrated to be true anywhere.
2013-07-08 12:21:21 AM
1 votes:
PMITA prison.

Now with condoms!

Progress!
 
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