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(LA Times)   Baptism Party Program 1) Prayer for soul of baby 2) Cake will be served 3) Someone gets stabbed & someone gets shot. 4) Amen   (latimes.com) divider line 41
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2013-07-08 01:54:30 AM  
So this is telling us that it's still 1992 in parts of LA?
 
2013-07-08 01:57:22 AM  
Somebody going to Emergency
Somebody's goin' to jail
 
2013-07-08 01:58:45 AM  
 
2013-07-08 02:00:57 AM  
And who was the baby that got baptized? You guessed it...

etrangermysterieux.files.wordpress.com
...Frank Stallone.
 
2013-07-08 02:03:11 AM  
A punch-up at a wedding I can understand but a shooting at a baptism?  Who the hell brings uninvited gang members to a baptism of all things.  It sounds like the gf of the one gang member wanted to start some shiat and ruin someone else's special day.

/stay classy sharpie girl
 
2013-07-08 02:03:41 AM  
Police suspect the argument was gang-related.

Why do these mooks keep posing like they have some sort of conscience?

Church stuff, baptisms, all that effort put into hypocrisies that could be used robbing and stealing and selling dope.  You'll never make it in corpy corporate  America, kids.  You just don't have the drive for profit  Über Alles.  Pissing around with pretend stuff like families and religious functions and barbecues.

Stick to shooting and robbing your neighbors with babies in the room, but cut the Jesus baloney.  Just tell your hos to dip it in the sink.   Then go back to sucking off your gun while you rub money on your balls.  Cause, you know - cred and sh*t.
 
2013-07-08 02:06:01 AM  
It's all part of His plan.

/we cannot know His mind
//just put yourself in His hands
 
2013-07-08 02:06:16 AM  
Sounds like an Irish wake.
 
2013-07-08 02:08:00 AM  
So it's basically like a mafia family reunion at a christening, with the holy water splashed on the person at the party who least needs it?

A priest carelessly splashing holy water around is being blamed for a five alarm blaze that destroyed the country house of the infamous Corleoni mafia family today. The only survivors were the priest, a rabbi and a nun. Punchline at eleven.
 
2013-07-08 02:11:58 AM  
and the nun says, "same as downtown, father,  10 bucks."
 
2013-07-08 02:15:13 AM  
"After that stabbing, someone pulled out a gun, and fired into the crowd,"

It's the Chicago South Los Angeles way...
 
2013-07-08 02:21:21 AM  
Is it too soon to spoil the end of Bioshock Infinite?
 
2013-07-08 02:24:54 AM  
I wonder if anyone got shot through the eye while lying on a massage table.....

/how a gang-related shooting at a christening should be
 
2013-07-08 02:27:09 AM  
Great journalism there, Lou. We get the names of the officers at the scene and the police officers' recollection of what events might have taken place . The photos and/or names of the assailants, victims and all principals of the story.. Hmmm, not so much.

Some people were either shot or stabbed today in Los Angeles at a baptism. "Gang-related". Officer Friendly and Sgt. Stadanko showed up when called. They looked very smart in their blue uniforms and matching hats. Officers filed a report. 'Journalist' read report and may or may not hake spoken with investigators.

If you want the story guess you have to read between the lines. South LA Baptism (Catholic Christening more likely in predominantly Hispanic area)
This didn't take place at church, but a huge after party in a parking lot with DJ, drinking and different gang members in the same block, park or parking lot. Somebody got 'disrespected' and started fighting and then shooting.

Ask anyone in New Orleans if they want to go to a 'Second Line'. Most regular folks people would think, Hey, good music, dancing, waving handkerchiefs and umbrellas. Sounds like fun. Instead a dozen or so little punk-ass biatches see the opportunity to have some 'drank', swing their dicks, talk some shiat and then begin to spray bullets into a crowd of innocent bystanders.
 
2013-07-08 02:33:44 AM  

Dahnkster: South LA Baptism (Catholic Christening more likely in predominantly Hispanic area)
This didn't take place at church, but a huge after party in a parking lot with DJ, drinking and different gang members in the same block, park or parking lot. Somebody got 'disrespected' and started fighting and then shooting.


It's for the kids!  So they're holy!
 
2013-07-08 02:35:54 AM  

phrawgh: It's all part of His plan.

/we cannot know His mind
//just put yourself in His hands


Love God, and treat others the way you want to be treated. Hatred, uncertainty, is part of life. I can't escape it either. Look in yourself though, I think you'll find goodness, and Jesus will be there for you waiting, he was for me.
 
2013-07-08 02:46:39 AM  

bunner: It's for the kids! So they're holy!


www.authorstevemitchell.com
LOL You know, for the kids.
Bullet holey or Holy holey?
 
2013-07-08 02:49:01 AM  
First you will be baked and then there will be cake.
 
2013-07-08 02:51:46 AM  
erinpetti.files.wordpress.com

An LA baptism without at least three stabbings would be considered a dull affair.
 
2013-07-08 02:53:55 AM  
Thank you, jesus, for stabbing and shooting those people!  Praise god!
 
2013-07-08 02:54:11 AM  
Ain't no baptism party like a south L.A. baptism party cuz a south L.A. baptism party gets violent.
 
2013-07-08 03:19:48 AM  
Why couldn't they have a fun baptism like this

Link
 
2013-07-08 03:25:47 AM  
god has plans for you
now bend over
 
2013-07-08 03:28:26 AM  
lol minorities
 
2013-07-08 03:28:46 AM  
The adults were just a little angry...it was the infant that got incensed.
 
2013-07-08 03:32:37 AM  
Seriously, what's a mother to do these days? What are they supposed to say to their kids in order to frighten them? My mom would say, "Now little Dahnkster, eat all your green beans, there are children starving in Africa that would love those beans". Then I'd tell her that she could send those little buggers ALL my beans.

These days I guess they just say, "Eat your beans or I'm sending you to the inner city to get shot."
 
2013-07-08 04:29:58 AM  
God works in mysterious ways! Do you think the kid getting baptized is going to feel comfortable going to Church?
 
2013-07-08 04:36:44 AM  
Hey-ey! Come out and play!
 
2013-07-08 05:11:23 AM  

bunner: Police suspect the argument was gang-related.

Why do these mooks keep posing like they have some sort of conscience?

Church stuff, baptisms, all that effort put into hypocrisies that could be used robbing and stealing and selling dope.  You'll never make it in corpy corporate  America, kids.  You just don't have the drive for profit  Über Alles.  Pissing around with pretend stuff like families and religious functions and barbecues.

Stick to shooting and robbing your neighbors with babies in the room, but cut the Jesus baloney.  Just tell your hos to dip it in the sink.   Then go back to sucking off your gun while you rub money on your balls.  Cause, you know - cred and sh*t.


silly isnt it. not on the same scale, but I used to know someone who was blindly religious, and genuinely thought I was a bad person for not wanting kids - actually once shouted at me that I was stupid and selfish - and yet was off work longterm sick with a faked back injury, not infrequently started fights in pubs, and wasnt above getting involved with some pretty serious drug-related violence

what? how can people not see the glaring inconsistency in that philosophy ?
 
2013-07-08 05:25:55 AM  

Mock26: Thank you, jesus, for stabbing and shooting those people!  Praise god!


Religion of peace!
 
2013-07-08 05:51:30 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Is it too soon to spoil the end of Bioshock Infinite?


Yes, you shiat.  Not all of us have time to sit around every day on our fat asses eating cheetos and popping our zits with our greasy masturbation hands in between level load times.
 
2013-07-08 06:46:31 AM  

Dahnkster: bunner: It's for the kids! So they're holy!

[www.authorstevemitchell.com image 500x269]
LOL You know, for the kids.
Bullet holey or Holy holey?


Is that like a 'Holey Bartender'?
i80.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 07:22:25 AM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: First you will be baked and then there will be cake.


Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the testbaptism.
 
2013-07-08 08:19:05 AM  

Lady J: bunner: Police suspect the argument was gang-related.

Why do these mooks keep posing like they have some sort of conscience?

Church stuff, baptisms, all that effort put into hypocrisies that could be used robbing and stealing and selling dope.  You'll never make it in corpy corporate  America, kids.  You just don't have the drive for profit  Über Alles.  Pissing around with pretend stuff like families and religious functions and barbecues.

Stick to shooting and robbing your neighbors with babies in the room, but cut the Jesus baloney.  Just tell your hos to dip it in the sink.   Then go back to sucking off your gun while you rub money on your balls.  Cause, you know - cred and sh*t.

silly isnt it. not on the same scale, but I used to know someone who was blindly religious, and genuinely thought I was a bad person for not wanting kids - actually once shouted at me that I was stupid and selfish - and yet was off work longterm sick with a faked back injury, not infrequently started fights in pubs, and wasnt above getting involved with some pretty serious drug-related violence

what? how can people not see the glaring inconsistency in that philosophy ?


Um, if someone who will start that kind of shiat tells me something, I am going to take it as 110% gospel truth until he is out of earshot and I am out of the range of small-arms fire.
 
2013-07-08 08:42:11 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Lady J: bunner: Police suspect the argument was gang-related.

Why do these mooks keep posing like they have some sort of conscience?

Church stuff, baptisms, all that effort put into hypocrisies that could be used robbing and stealing and selling dope.  You'll never make it in corpy corporate  America, kids.  You just don't have the drive for profit  Über Alles.  Pissing around with pretend stuff like families and religious functions and barbecues.

Stick to shooting and robbing your neighbors with babies in the room, but cut the Jesus baloney.  Just tell your hos to dip it in the sink.   Then go back to sucking off your gun while you rub money on your balls.  Cause, you know - cred and sh*t.

silly isnt it. not on the same scale, but I used to know someone who was blindly religious, and genuinely thought I was a bad person for not wanting kids - actually once shouted at me that I was stupid and selfish - and yet was off work longterm sick with a faked back injury, not infrequently started fights in pubs, and wasnt above getting involved with some pretty serious drug-related violence

what? how can people not see the glaring inconsistency in that philosophy ?

Um, if someone who will start that kind of shiat tells me something, I am going to take it as 110% gospel truth until he is out of earshot and I am out of the range of small-arms fire.


1) im not very good at maintaining a diplomatic silence
2) small arms fire not so much of an issue in blighty
 
2013-07-08 08:58:00 AM  
Punk baby probably had skittles and I bet he was wearing a onesie.

The libs at MSNBC are gonna print ultrasounds of an innocent looking pre-born baby, but I know Geraldo on Fox News will give me the real scoop.
 
2013-07-08 09:12:06 AM  
They're obviously not holding them under long enough.
 
2013-07-08 09:17:09 AM  
Well, its obvious which 'cake or death?' option he chose.
 
2013-07-08 10:55:44 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Jesus left South LA for New Orleans long ago.


Wait, I heard Jesus has just left Chicago
 
2013-07-08 12:20:39 PM  
In the Ghetto.... In the Gheeeeettttttoooooooo!!!!
 
2013-07-08 02:22:39 PM  

SirEattonHogg: In the Ghetto.... In the Gheeeeettttttoooooooo!!!!


This just in -

The ghetto is HOW you live, not WHERE you live.

Apparently buildings, houses, streets and public parks are ideologically inert and are not contributing factors to high crime areas full of uneducated, violent sh*tbags who chase all of the money out of the neighborhood with criminal activities until there's nobody left to steal from.

More at 10:00
 
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