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(Politico)   Teresa Heinz Kerry taken to hospital in critical condition. Doctors not relishing her prospects   (politico.com) divider line 203
    More: Scary, Teresa Heinz Kerry, Treasury Secretary Jack Lew, Heinz ketchup, Massachusetts General Hospital, hospitals  
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2013-07-07 07:48:09 PM
I have no idea who she is but I do hope she can catch up to her former state of well being.
 
2013-07-07 08:43:54 PM
There are at least 57 ways to treat her condition. I hope secretary Kerry is able to be on the side of her bed.
 
2013-07-07 08:53:14 PM
Wow.

She's old.
 
2013-07-07 08:53:48 PM

sithon: There are at least 57 ways to treat her condition. I hope secretary Kerry is able to be on the side of her bed.


You hold her upside at a slight angle and wack her firmly on the clavicle.  Then she works fine.
 
2013-07-07 08:53:49 PM
Oh, this will be a punny thread.
 
2013-07-07 08:54:21 PM
Must you guy's be such tards?
 
2013-07-07 08:54:24 PM
Anticipation is making me wait for better news
 
2013-07-07 08:54:47 PM

Katolu: Oh, this will be a punny thread.


Hopefully it will cut the mustard
 
2013-07-07 08:54:50 PM
Tomato, tomatoe.
 
2013-07-07 08:56:35 PM
John had a long face when he heard the news.
 
2013-07-07 08:56:50 PM
I haven't RTFA so I better go ketchup on the news before I comment further.
 
2013-07-07 08:56:52 PM
That's quite a pickle.
 
2013-07-07 08:57:28 PM
Ouch. Confirmation of what put her into the hospital doesn't seem to be available, but given her health history it's not hard to guess. I hope she finds relief soon.
 
2013-07-07 08:58:36 PM
Christians: "Convert the masses"!
Atheists: "Subvert them asses"

Right thread?
 
2013-07-07 08:58:41 PM
Lettuce be patient, I'm sure news will come soon.
 
2013-07-07 08:58:47 PM
Instead of a helicopter, why didn't John rush her off Nantucket on a swift boat?
 
2013-07-07 09:00:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 09:00:44 PM
Typical media coverage of the northeastern liberal elites: hollow.
 
2013-07-07 09:01:08 PM
Who?
 
2013-07-07 09:01:52 PM
She might get better care at the Mayo Clinic
 
2013-07-07 09:01:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 09:02:23 PM
When news broke of her condition, which boat was John Kerry on?
 
2013-07-07 09:02:33 PM
I bet Kerry was on his yacht
 
2013-07-07 09:03:08 PM
She will be fine. Just turn her upside down a hit her on the bottom.
 
2013-07-07 09:03:24 PM

skinink: When news broke of her condition, which boat was John Kerry on?


Don't know, but Heinz was on his sub
 
2013-07-07 09:03:26 PM
I've been struggling with "condiment" and "convalesce".

I know there's something there and rather than let it bug me for not finding it, I'm putting it out there as a challenge to the rest of you farkers.
 
2013-07-07 09:04:21 PM

numbone: She will be fine. Just turn her upside down a hit her on the bottom.


Really? I'd grab her by her neck and stick the back end of a wooden spoon in her.,
 
2013-07-07 09:05:18 PM

Badafuco: She might get better care at the Mayo Clinic


:D
 
2013-07-07 09:06:34 PM
Fark this, I'm getting sauced.
 
2013-07-07 09:06:51 PM
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RIP carrot condition.
 
2013-07-07 09:06:58 PM
I had to double-check and make sure the link wasn't to The Onion.
 
2013-07-07 09:07:04 PM

sendtodave: Wow.

She's old.



That what I thought.

Soon he'll have all that lovely, lovely money to himself.
 
2013-07-07 09:07:30 PM
There are three kinds of turds,


Custard ...

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Mustard ...

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And you ..

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2013-07-07 09:08:23 PM
I hope she mustards up enough strength to shake this off...
 
2013-07-07 09:08:26 PM
Helluva a lady. Good luck to her. She's beat cancer three times.
 
2013-07-07 09:08:44 PM

Vectron: Soon he'll have all that lovely, lovely money to himself.


Depending on a prenup right?
 
2013-07-07 09:08:58 PM
Immediately leaping into action,  John rushed to his computer and googled "single wealthy widows".
 
2013-07-07 09:11:19 PM
I hear she is just a little sea sick
 
2013-07-07 09:12:19 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Vectron: Soon he'll have all that lovely, lovely money to himself.

Depending on a prenup right?


He's an attorney, isn't he?

/Lettuce pray.
 
2013-07-07 09:12:46 PM

Pardon Me Sultan: I've been struggling with "condiment" and "convalesce".  I know there's something there and rather than let it bug me for not finding it, I'm putting it out there as a challenge to the rest of you farkers.


Be patient.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-07 09:14:05 PM
Here to fight cancer.

img341.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-07 09:15:18 PM
CONDIMENTGATE11!!111
 
2013-07-07 09:15:55 PM

2wolves: Helluva a lady. Good luck to her. She's beat cancer three times.


Apparently not.
 
2013-07-07 09:16:01 PM
That's what she gets for spreading herself too thin
 
2013-07-07 09:16:28 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Vectron: Soon he'll have all that lovely, lovely money to himself.

Depending on a prenup right?


If you're going to be that ghoulish, then I'd imagine it would depend more on her will then on a prenup.
 
2013-07-07 09:17:01 PM
In before Republicans turn this into a scandal or conspiracy theory.  My prediction is this will go "all the way to the top", with Obama and Kerry masterminding and scheming over fortune, while also being empty suits who read from the teleprompter dictated by their liberal billionaire benefactors.
 
2013-07-07 09:17:12 PM
Denise Rich just got a phone call from a secret admirer,,,
 
2013-07-07 09:18:03 PM

Xyphoid: In before Republicans turn this into a scandal or conspiracy theory.  My prediction is this will go "all the way to the top", with Obama and Kerry masterminding and scheming over fortune, while also being empty suits who read from the teleprompter dictated by their liberal billionaire benefactors.


Needs more cowbell.
 
2013-07-07 09:18:24 PM
not even with ****'s penis
 
2013-07-07 09:18:37 PM
Kerry's got 57 problems, but a biatch ain't about to be one of 'em.
 
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