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(WorldNetDaily)   Breakfast cereals are the latest tool used by Gay recruitment officers   (wnd.com) divider line 140
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3575 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Jul 2013 at 6:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-07 05:39:32 PM
So if the Free Market doesn't punish General Mills it means that the market wants gay marriage.
 
2013-07-07 06:38:15 PM
fabulous!
 
2013-07-07 06:38:27 PM
When will these idiots learn that being gay isn't a choice.
 
2013-07-07 06:41:02 PM
Another shareholder asked, "What was the reason for the company to get involved when perhaps over 50 percent of your customer base will be offended? I just don't understand the rationale."

Because it's the right thing to do?

Because it's fun and whimsical?

*gets blank stare*

Because hopping on the tolerance train early will ultimately affect the bottom line positively even if the odd wingnut tries to do some stupid ineffective boycott thingy now in the short term?

*slow nod*
 
2013-07-07 06:41:53 PM
adamcarolla.com


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Homosexuals? In *my* grocery store shelves? Its more likely than you think.
 
2013-07-07 06:42:15 PM
I wonder how many of the derp-tastic guys writing comments on there about "sodomy" are completely opposed to receiving oral sex?  Cause that's totally "sodomy" as well.  So they better not be doin' none of that unholy oral sex business.
 
2013-07-07 06:42:22 PM

tzzhc4: When will these idiots learn that being gay isn't a choice.


While they can't see that being gay is a choice they are getting close to seeing why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
 
2013-07-07 06:44:10 PM
If folks are going to boycott every company that treats gays equally, they'll soon be eating nothing but Glenn Beck's freeze dried potatoes.
 
2013-07-07 06:46:49 PM
Colon blow for the win.
 
2013-07-07 06:48:01 PM
"I really had a heavy heart and it saddened me that General Mills took a political stance on the amendment," one shareholder said during the meeting's question-and-answer period.

Then dump your shares, farktard. Problem solved.
 
2013-07-07 06:48:20 PM
uh... huh.
 
2013-07-07 06:49:16 PM
The gay bomb!

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2013-07-07 06:51:56 PM

vernonFL: [adamcarolla.com image 203x200]


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Homosexuals? In *my* grocery store shelves? Its more likely than you think.


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2013-07-07 06:52:25 PM
i thought there was something funny on my Frosted Mini Wheats
 
2013-07-07 06:52:50 PM
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General Mills owns Pillsbury.
 
2013-07-07 06:53:07 PM
Well duh. You think Fruit Loops is named for the flavor?

Breakfast has always been a part of the Gay Agenda. Right after showering but before going to work.
 
2013-07-07 06:54:43 PM
They stole this from The Onion right?
 
2013-07-07 06:56:24 PM

timswar: You think Fruit Loops is named for the flavor?


I thought it was named for Dupont Circle in Washington DC.
 
2013-07-07 06:56:36 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: vernonFL: [adamcarolla.com image 203x200]

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Believe me, you don't want to know what Tony's red hanky means.
 
2013-07-07 06:58:14 PM
Wait, did they not know that Lucky Charms already has rainbows in it?
 
2013-07-07 06:58:39 PM
General Mills and General Motors are going to get gay married and make everything gay.

It's remarkable... If you believe the world is full of gay influences you'll find them, and use them as an excuse for what you're doing in a hotel with a male prostitute and a bag of meth and bottle of lube.
 
2013-07-07 06:59:01 PM
So are these "Gay recruitment officers" employed by anyone specifically?  Does each major corporate entity have its own staff of GROs, or do they freelance?  And are they salaried or paid on commission?
 
2013-07-07 07:00:50 PM
Yep, World Net Daily is as bigoted as the people mad about the interracial couple in the Cheerios ad.
 
2013-07-07 07:02:02 PM
truestreetcars.com
 
2013-07-07 07:04:59 PM
There's nothing else going on in the world that they have to worry about cereal?
 
2013-07-07 07:14:56 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-07 07:16:38 PM
media1.break.com
 
2013-07-07 07:16:39 PM

ambassador_ahab: I wonder how many of the derp-tastic guys writing comments on there about "sodomy" are completely opposed to receiving oral sex?  Cause that's totally "sodomy" as well.  So they better not be doin' none of that unholy oral sex business.


Holy crap...you mean to tell me that no only did you click on a link that is guaranteed to be s tidal wave of stupidity, you went into the comments section!?!??!?!?  Good god man, how did you make it out alive without their idiocy rubbing off on you?
 
2013-07-07 07:18:59 PM
The derp factor was remarkably low in TFA.
 
2013-07-07 07:23:09 PM
Why the fark can't i just eat breakfast without dealing with political issues?

It's farking cereal.

Cereal, damnit.

Got damn cereal.
 
2013-07-07 07:27:05 PM
Yes, it's breakfast cereal recruiting homosexuals. That's got to be it.

Up next: Monte Christo sandwiches: making our population French and effete. Not just Belgian Waffles causing impotence, but a whole line of foods that make you gay and want to suck a dick in an airport restroom. GET THE REAL STORY BEFORE YOU WIND UP WITH A CONGRESSMAN OR CAMPAIGN STAFFER GOBBLING YOU IN SEMI-PUBLIC!
 
2013-07-07 07:27:09 PM

vernonFL: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

General Mills owns Pillsbury.


I had to do this:


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It's supposed to be floating like a landspeeder.
 
2013-07-07 07:29:35 PM
That does it. I'm never buying another box of Sugar-Frosted Semen-O's again.
 
2013-07-07 07:31:27 PM
Next Week: Ball Park Franks-GAYEST FOOD EVER.
 
2013-07-07 07:34:24 PM
Let me guess, Trix cereal is promoting prostitution?

If you really want to complain about Lucky Charms, complain about something legitimate. Like their bland taste. I bought a box of them, last month, for the first time in several years. The semi-frosted Styrofoam pellets that they use for filler don't really taste all that good. I ended up picking all the marshmallows out and eating them, since that's all I really wanted, anyways.
 
2013-07-07 07:35:16 PM
Haven't those rainbow charm things been in the cereal for a long time now?

/old news
 
2013-07-07 07:35:49 PM
Wait. Wait wait. Waitwaitwaitwait. Lucky charms have rainbow marshmallows now? The marshmallows were all black-and-white when I was a kid.
 
2013-07-07 07:38:15 PM
Why are the readers of WND even considered about Lucky Charms?
Magically delicious, isn't magic Satanic?
 
2013-07-07 07:40:58 PM
I think they're on to something here.
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/so hot.
 
2013-07-07 07:41:25 PM
Can someone post a summary? I refuse to give WingNutDaily clicks. Plus, I don't want to check it at work.

Also, I can only take so much concentrated derp.
 
2013-07-07 07:44:53 PM
No, seriously... this is a real problem.
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2013-07-07 07:45:35 PM
Seriously, huge problem here.
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2013-07-07 07:46:36 PM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 07:50:09 PM

Phil the SWO: Can someone post a summary? I refuse to give WingNutDaily clicks. Plus, I don't want to check it at work.


Gladly:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 07:51:41 PM
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs promote bestiality.  WackNadsDaily HAS THE STORY.
 
2013-07-07 07:51:46 PM

wildcardjack: General Mills and General Motors are going to get gay married and make everything gay.


Will Colonel Sanders and Captain Crunch be in attendance?
 
2013-07-07 07:57:07 PM
Lulz, I think Disqus banned my ip range from ever posting on WND.

No sense of humor.
 
2013-07-07 07:59:14 PM

FloydA: Phil the SWO: Can someone post a summary? I refuse to give WingNutDaily clicks. Plus, I don't want to check it at work.

Gladly:

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I figured as much.
 
2013-07-07 07:59:29 PM
I hear that Apple Jacks is based on those long nights the two Steves spent alone together in the garage.
 
2013-07-07 08:05:09 PM

tzzhc4: When will these idiots learn that being gay isn't a choice.


Who cares if it's a choice or not?  So what?
 
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