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(Washington Post)   "Oh I'm a maid all pure and fair / I'll never drive with a hairy bear" / So she knocked him high into the air / 'Though the freeway had room to spare/ From there to here and here to there / The bear the bear and the speeding Corvair   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 46
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2013-07-07 06:31:33 PM  
For a second there I thought we had Scooter Libby writing Fark headlines.
 
2013-07-07 08:22:11 PM  
ASOIAF reference FTW
 
2013-07-07 08:24:20 PM  
What happened to BJ?
 
2013-07-07 08:24:33 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-07-07 08:27:04 PM  
applause.gif
 
2013-07-07 08:29:50 PM  

wingnut396: What happened to BJ?


Consumed by two swallows.
 
2013-07-07 08:36:12 PM  
No reason to comment on the story, but +1 for the headline.
 
2013-07-07 08:38:14 PM  
Sad about BooBoo's fate, but Ranger Smith delivered the headline of the week.
 
2013-07-07 08:38:27 PM  
The poor bear!

+1 subby for the reference
 
2013-07-07 08:39:56 PM  
HOTY
 
2013-07-07 08:43:10 PM  
I dont get it.
 
2013-07-07 08:47:40 PM  
+1
 
2013-07-07 08:49:49 PM  
Police reported that a twink sitting nearby was inconsolable.
 
2013-07-07 08:50:24 PM  

Ned Stark: I dont get it.


crowd applause.jpg
 
2013-07-07 08:51:21 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-07 08:58:00 PM  
I clicked the FA just to find out if someone had destroyed a classic car.
 
2013-07-07 09:01:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 09:04:19 PM  
img62.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-07 09:06:28 PM  

skinink: Police reported that a twink sitting nearby was inconsolable.


I thought it was an otter.
 
2013-07-07 09:06:39 PM  

Ned Stark: I dont get it.


No need to lose your head over it. If you think about it you'll come out ahead in the long run. But you could be heading for trouble if you don't think hard enough.

/I'm done
//good headline
 
2013-07-07 09:09:07 PM  
I ain't even going to read that article. The headline was all I needed.
 
2013-07-07 09:09:34 PM  

Ned Stark: I dont get it.


I guess I shouldn't be surprised, coming from someone stupid enough to threaten Cersei Lannister to her face and then think she'll just...go away.
 
2013-07-07 09:18:18 PM  
HELP!
 
2013-07-07 09:19:04 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net
HELP!
 
2013-07-07 09:20:34 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 09:27:13 PM  
irrelevantheory.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-07 09:56:50 PM  
Well done subby.
 
2013-07-07 10:11:16 PM  
Nice, subby.

For those who don't get it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7AZ291u05M
 
2013-07-07 10:12:38 PM  
Oso nice HL.
 
2013-07-07 10:13:05 PM  
Why did a racist dip-head from South Africa get the "sad" tag because she will, hopefully be gone for good real soon.
 
2013-07-07 10:17:15 PM  

cc_rider: Nice, subby.

For those who don't get it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7AZ291u05M


Thanks, I am now aware, aware.
 
2013-07-07 10:20:18 PM  
An elven-maid there was of old,
A stenographer by day;
Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,
Her scent was that of cheap sachet.

She thought that art was really 'keen',
The top ten she could hum;
Her eyes were full of Maybelline,
Her mouth, of chewing gum.

Her head was full of men and clothes,
Her hair, of rattled curls;
Her legs she wrapped in fine
Sup-Hose,For nights out with the girls

She met one morn an elvin-lad,
Who took her to the fights,
And said he owned a spacious pad
,And went to law school nights.

And so that night she gave her all
In back of his sedan;
So rich, she thought, so sharp and tall,
A perfect family man.

But then he told her with a smirk,
That he loved another,
And was a part-time postal clerk
And lived home with his mother.

A silver tear rolled down her cheek
As she bussed home by herself;
The same thing happened twice last week,
(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)
 
2013-07-07 10:43:01 PM  

rkiller1: [global3.memecdn.com image 700x546]


noooo
 
2013-07-07 10:58:15 PM  

unchellmatt: An elven-maid there was of old,
....
(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)


Do not drink of it. It causes cavities.
 
2013-07-07 10:59:27 PM  
ietsmettv.nl

/GIS for "tywin lannister laughing" unsurprisingly unhelpful
 
2013-07-07 11:10:14 PM  

LesterB: unchellmatt: An elven-maid there was of old,
....
(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)

Do not drink of it. It causes cavities.


Glad somebody got it. Of course, this IS Fark.

"Dulce et decorum," said Bromosel, hacking at the bridge.
"Above and beyond," said Arrowroot, chopping a support.
"A far, far better thing," said Legolam, slicing through the walkway.
"Nearer my god to thee," hummed Gimlet, cutting the last stay with a quick axe stroke.
With a loud snap, the bridge collapsed, spilling Goodgulf and the ballhog into the abyss...
 
2013-07-07 11:29:59 PM  
Nice frackin job, subby.
 
2013-07-07 11:36:09 PM  
media-cdn.tripadvisor.com

R.I.P. HARRY BEAR'S
 
2013-07-08 12:51:19 AM  
Is this the thread where people who have read the books come to act smug?
 
2013-07-08 02:12:41 AM  

LordOfThePings: cc_rider: Nice, subby.

For those who don't get it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7AZ291u05M

Thanks, I am now aware, aware.


From here to there?
 
2013-07-08 02:14:04 AM  

syrynxx: Is this the thread where people who have read the books come to act smug?


Don't forget the part about ruining the book for everyone who hasn't read the book yet.
 
2013-07-08 02:51:21 AM  
THIS HEADLINE KILLS!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 03:04:14 AM  

syrynxx: Is this the thread where people who have read the books come to act smug?


Worse than that. It's for people that watch HBO or Game of Thrones torrents and DVD's.

Books? Meh, Those things are for elitist homo college guys that like book learnin' and gay-kissing other boys. Except for romance novels... they are for the wimmens and their lady parts.
 
2013-07-08 07:15:06 AM  
Subby's a poet
Though he may not know it.
But his feet show it:
They're Longfellows!

/Adjust for appropriate gender if you like.
 
2013-07-08 01:54:58 PM  

unchellmatt: An elven-maid there was of old,
A stenographer by day;
Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,
Her scent was that of cheap sachet.

She thought that art was really 'keen',
The top ten she could hum;
Her eyes were full of Maybelline,
Her mouth, of chewing gum.

Her head was full of men and clothes,
Her hair, of rattled curls;
Her legs she wrapped in fine
Sup-Hose,For nights out with the girls

She met one morn an elvin-lad,
Who took her to the fights,
And said he owned a spacious pad
,And went to law school nights.

And so that night she gave her all
In back of his sedan;
So rich, she thought, so sharp and tall,
A perfect family man.

But then he told her with a smirk,
That he loved another,
And was a part-time postal clerk
And lived home with his mother.

A silver tear rolled down her cheek
As she bussed home by herself;
The same thing happened twice last week,
(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)


Holy crap, I read that book 20 years ago.
 
2013-07-08 09:10:11 PM  
 
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