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(Daily Mail)   Good News Fark: George Clooney is back on the market. Better News Fark: Stacy Kiebler is back on the market   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
    More: Obvious, Stacy Keibler, George Clooney, Elisabetta Canalis, Independence Day separately, Independence Days, Out of Sight, R.I.P., oscars  
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2013-07-07 05:57:18 PM  
[petergriffin]

You knew what this was.
 
2013-07-07 06:06:42 PM  
Which one is Stacy?

www.3dworldmag.com
 
2013-07-07 06:43:05 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Which one is Stacy?

[www.3dworldmag.com image 580x337]


DAMMIT.
 
2013-07-07 06:45:13 PM  
Stacy Keib-


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-07 06:48:58 PM  
static.tvgcdn.net

Stacy Kiebler?

Hubba hubba!
 
2013-07-07 06:50:18 PM  
That's OK,  subby but be careful with her. She apparently has a sensitive tummy.  http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/06/george-clooney-stacy-keibler-food-poiso n ing-italy/
 
2013-07-07 06:50:41 PM  

Donnchadha: [static.tvgcdn.net image 218x150]

Stacy Kiebler?

Hubba hubba!


LARD ASS!
 
2013-07-07 07:22:02 PM  
I wouldn't mind getting a hold of her cookies, if you get what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-07 07:31:43 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 07:39:59 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Which one is Stacy?

[www.3dworldmag.com image 580x337]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-07 07:44:37 PM  
CLOONTANG! CLOONTANG! CLOONTANG!
 
2013-07-07 07:57:49 PM  
www.celebritygossipeveryday.com
 
2013-07-07 08:02:05 PM  
 
2013-07-07 08:58:19 PM  
this is such a bookmark.
 
2013-07-07 09:13:00 PM  
I'm hairy enough to be Clooney's dog.

I'd eat his leftovers for the rest of my life and wag my tail doing it.
 
2013-07-07 09:40:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy:


Who the hell is Stacey Li- Oh. Wow.
 
2013-07-07 10:19:52 PM  
Yes, I would.

If you say you wouldn't, you are gayer than three men giving each other oil massages in a steam room while singing show tunes.
 
2013-07-07 10:26:36 PM  

OgreMagi: Yes, I would.

If you say you wouldn't, you are gayer than three men giving each other oil massages in a steam room while singing show tunes.


Very true.  I'd also have sex with Stacy Kiebler.
 
2013-07-07 10:29:32 PM  
5'11'', 33 years old.  Looks like that.

Them's good times, right there.
 
2013-07-07 10:31:58 PM  

Troy McClure: OgreMagi: Yes, I would.

If you say you wouldn't, you are gayer than three men giving each other oil massages in a steam room while singing show tunes.

Very true.  I'd also have sex with Stacy Kiebler.


"Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from "Men who would have sex with Stacy Kiebler" and "Rover: The Dog Who Couldn't Fetch."
 
2013-07-07 10:52:13 PM  
That seals it. Clooney's a gay.

There is no way in hell a heterosexual male, with or without a functioning penis, walks away from that.

Clooney's gay Clooney's gay Clooney's gay
 
2013-07-07 11:03:34 PM  

OgreMagi: Yes, I would.

If you say you wouldn't, you are gayer than three men giving each other oil massages in a steam room while singing show tunes.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 11:06:08 PM  
She doesn't seem any more famous than before she started dating him. I hope they didn't charge her too much.
 
2013-07-07 11:09:15 PM  

Troy McClure: OgreMagi: Yes, I would.

If you say you wouldn't, you are gayer than three men giving each other oil massages in a steam room while singing show tunes.

Very true.  I'd also have sex with Stacy Kiebler.


This
 
2013-07-07 11:17:02 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: That seals it. Clooney's a gay.

There is no way in hell a heterosexual male, with or without a functioning penis, walks away from that.

Clooney's gay Clooney's gay Clooney's gay


As America's most heterosexual male, Clooney's penis won't miss her.  He's going to move on to the next one.
 
2013-07-07 11:55:50 PM  
I can't be the only person on this planet wondering what the hell is wrong with this guy. Asexual? Are these girls hired to play his girlfriends? And if so, what does one include on a resumé for such a position?
 
2013-07-07 11:56:56 PM  

Kali76: what does one include on a resumé for such a position?


I would assume "perfect boobs and ass" for a start.
 
2013-07-08 12:00:46 AM  
Seems like a good excuse to post my favorite Stacy Keibler moment

Plus, Chris Jericho and Christian were great.  And Benoit totally killed it out there.
 
2013-07-08 12:03:52 AM  

Apos: Stacy Keib-


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theaviationist.com
 
2013-07-08 12:22:27 AM  
 
2013-07-08 12:38:50 AM  

The_Y2P_Problem: And Benoit totally killed it out there.


Too soon!
 
2013-07-08 12:46:57 AM  
 
2013-07-08 12:51:00 AM  
 
2013-07-08 12:58:58 AM  
What? No gifs of Kharma or Chyna or Luna?
 
2013-07-08 01:12:50 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Bless you good sir, reading this my mind immediately envisioned Ms Kiebler in a girl scout uniform selling cookies.

not sure if that thought warrants having a seat or not


I was looking for pictures like that and this is the best I could do. I apologize.

idesigniphone.net
diva365.com
 
2013-07-08 01:18:09 AM  
I'd let her play with my hollow tree.
/Wait...
 
2013-07-08 02:05:01 AM  
Yes, she is hot, that's for sure. But could someone please post a pic of her personality? Didn't think so, shallow bastards.
 
2013-07-08 02:11:43 AM  

Mark Ratner: Yes, she is hot, that's for sure. But could someone please post a pic of her personality? Didn't think so, shallow bastards.


Here you go.  You're going to need this.

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2013-07-08 02:19:43 AM  

OgreMagi: Mark Ratner: Yes, she is hot, that's for sure. But could someone please post a pic of her personality? Didn't think so, shallow bastards.

Here you go.  You're going to need this.

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His brother also makes sucky movies.
 
2013-07-08 02:20:00 AM  

Mark Ratner: Yes, she is hot, that's for sure. But could someone please post a pic of her personality? Didn't think so, shallow bastards.



You have fun.
rationaloptimist.files.wordpress.com

The rest of us will enjoy the display of Ms. Keibler's attributes as much as she enjoys showing them to us.
4.bp.blogspot.com

Thank you, and have a nice day.
 
2013-07-08 02:24:47 AM  

OgreMagi: Mark Ratner: Yes, she is hot, that's for sure. But could someone please post a pic of her personality? Didn't think so, shallow bastards.

Here you go.  You're going to need this.


Those throw pillows are hideous!
 
2013-07-08 04:13:19 AM  
I've had the hots for Stacy Kiebler for years now.  That woman is amazingly gorgeous.

I loved the episode of How I Met Your Mother where she plays the hot bartender.
 
2013-07-08 05:33:32 AM  
Still hot, but she's got that look that suggests she's got a long Rachel Hunter hotness lifespan in her future, or plastic-skeleton.  I don't think there's going to be an in-between for her.
 
2013-07-08 05:52:48 AM  

voran: Still hot, but she's got that look that suggests she's got a long Rachel Hunter hotness lifespan in her future, or plastic-skeleton.  I don't think there's going to be an in-between for her.


Did you say Rachel Hunter?
www.maggiesnotebook.com Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
 
2013-07-08 06:19:39 AM  
FTFA: celebrating July 4th with pals in Lake Como

Which, my autistic freelance writer friend, is in Italy. July 4th was just another Thursday in Italy.
 
2013-07-08 07:32:55 AM  
George Clooney truly is our greatest national treasure.
 
2013-07-08 08:09:59 AM  

Pentaxian: Waldo Pepper: Bless you good sir, reading this my mind immediately envisioned Ms Kiebler in a girl scout uniform selling cookies.

not sure if that thought warrants having a seat or not

I was looking for pictures like that and this is the best I could do. I apologize.


You're forgiven.
 
2013-07-08 09:49:03 AM  

Kali76: I can't be the only person on this planet wondering what the hell is wrong with this guy. Asexual? Are these girls hired to play his girlfriends? And if so, what does one include on a resumé for such a position?


No, he is the smartest man in the world. Why the hell marry it when you're getting the poontang for free? When you get bored, kick it to the curb and replace with new poontang.
 
2013-07-08 11:03:10 AM  

Macular Degenerate: FTFA: celebrating July 4th with pals in Lake Como

Which, my autistic freelance writer friend, is in Italy. July 4th was just another Thursday in Italy.


There is also a Lake Como in Minnesota. Maybe he was at that one instead, did you think of that?
 
2013-07-08 11:47:27 AM  

Ross E. Krushan: Kali76: I can't be the only person on this planet wondering what the hell is wrong with this guy. Asexual? Are these girls hired to play his girlfriends? And if so, what does one include on a resumé for such a position?

No, he is the smartest man in the world. Why the hell marry it when you're getting the poontang for free? When you get bored, kick it to the curb and replace with new poontang.


It's as if George and Leo get together at a secluded cabin every year or so and discuss how many hot women they have had their pleasure with thus far.  The loser goes and ditches his current gf so he can try to 1up the other for the next meeting.
 
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