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(USA Today)   No, this picture of Shaq standing next to Danica Patrick is not 'shopped. I can tell, as I've seen lots of 'shops in my day and the pixels match and the dithering does to. This is not a 'shop. I can tell, bro. I'm good spotting 'shops   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 19
    More: Silly, Shaquille O'Neal, Danica Patrick, marshals, National Basketball Association, Dale Earnhardt Jr.  
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2013-07-07 03:07:32 PM  
3 votes:
This may be a little controversial, but I'm just going to come right out and say it: Shaq is a very tall person.
2013-07-07 02:40:42 PM  
3 votes:
Her racing ability is shopped. I can tell by the positions she starts at and finishes in
2013-07-07 08:00:00 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

I think it's "shopped"
2013-07-07 05:41:58 PM  
2 votes:

bluorangefyre: PainInTheASP: She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.

If Shaq did her or if you did?


If I tried to do her, she wouldn't stop laughing for at least a week.
2013-07-07 05:34:13 PM  
2 votes:
i780.photobucket.com
2013-07-07 03:47:16 PM  
2 votes:
Methinks this "Shaquile" person should consider a professional sporting endeavor requiring outlandish physical size. Curling mayhaps?
2013-07-07 01:46:50 PM  
2 votes:
media.joe.ie

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.
2013-07-07 11:10:22 PM  
1 votes:
www.mowermagic.co.uk
2013-07-07 10:40:32 PM  
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Peki: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Yup. I've had one of those moments.

CSS: My ex-husband was 6'1, 375. Most people made him look a giant. One day, we get this guy in the restaurant who is 7'2. Now, I was used to seeing my ex look like a bear compared to other people. What I wasn't prepared for was for my ex to look like Danny Devito standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins. It was very bizarre.

/and then you walk closer, and they just get bigger!

6'1 375?  Damnnn.

 I had a similar experience when Shawn Bradley walked into the Chili's I toiled at in high school.  I'm 6'4 and he's 7'6.  He had to duck down to get in the door.


I waited at the check-in desk at a hotel in NYC behind the Houston Rockets.  I'm 5'10", I felt like I was 3'5"
2013-07-07 10:38:11 PM  
1 votes:
Christ, looking at that picture again, if Shaq tried to fist her, he could probably grab and tear out all of her internal organs, Mortal Kombat-style, in one Shaq-fu motion.
2013-07-07 10:36:14 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, I'll be impressed when she takes it bareback doggy from Wendell Scott and then makes Tia Norfleet felch it out of her...


Oh hey, Good Times is on.
2013-07-07 09:50:46 PM  
1 votes:

Peki: quatchi: Honestly, she's hot."

[i293.photobucket.com image 518x777]

Shaq can't throw a free throw to save his life but he's got a good eye for the ladies.

Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!


He probably would have averaged an extra 3 or so points a game over his career if he just did granny-shots.
2013-07-07 06:06:06 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Peki: Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!

Me and all. And yet no matter how much I yelled at my TeeVee set he kept doing that straight line thing.


Well, why bother? He could practically reach the basket from the free throw line.
2013-07-07 05:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
The elusive Shaq consecutive trifecta now in play.
2013-07-07 04:44:55 PM  
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.


Or digest food properly.
2013-07-07 04:01:33 PM  
1 votes:
She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.
2013-07-07 02:39:40 PM  
1 votes:
Great deal for him, she doesn't even have to get on her knees.
2013-07-07 02:33:13 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-07-07 02:17:43 PM  
1 votes:
Honestly, she's hot."

i293.photobucket.com

Shaq can't throw a free throw to save his life but he's got a good eye for the ladies.
 
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