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(USA Today)   No, this picture of Shaq standing next to Danica Patrick is not 'shopped. I can tell, as I've seen lots of 'shops in my day and the pixels match and the dithering does to. This is not a 'shop. I can tell, bro. I'm good spotting 'shops   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 72
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2013-07-07 11:04:03 PM

fatalvenom: Meh, I'll be impressed when she takes it bareback doggy from Wendell Scott and then makes Tia Norfleet felch it out of her...


Oh hey, Good Times is on.


uptownmagazine.com

 I had to look her up.  Tia is pretty hot.  She looks like she could felch the... uhm.. well.. lets just say she looks like she'd be really good at felching.

/unrelated side note.  Why the fark is it that when i GIS a woman the related searches go something like Tia Bikini, Tia Sexy, Tia Feet?  When did feet pass Bewbs and Kitty?
 
2013-07-07 11:04:49 PM
Damn,

Only one hot pic of Danica?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-07 11:10:22 PM
www.mowermagic.co.uk
 
2013-07-07 11:14:58 PM

Primitive Screwhead:


I was gonna post a picture of a coal burning stove, but that'll do.
 
2013-07-07 11:16:28 PM

rynthetyn: thisisyourbrainonFark: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Not buying that. Johnson is 6-foot-5 and played on the d-line at Miami. Barkley's the same height, if not an inch shorter.

Wikipedia says that Barkley's 6'6".


Dudes lie about the length of things... or from Barkley's mouth:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/22/sports/basketball/22score.html?_r= 0
 
2013-07-07 11:26:44 PM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

I was gonna post a picture of a coal burning stove, but that'll do.


media.soundonsound.com

/not saying Danica is liberal with her favors but Reservoir Dogs comes to mind
 
2013-07-07 11:35:08 PM

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

I was gonna post a picture of a coal burning stove, but that'll do.



/not saying Danica is liberal with her favors but Reservoir Dogs comes to mind


I guess I'm too drunk to understand the reference, but I approve of the tits on the broad in that picture.

/off to bed before I get a 1-2 week vacation
 
2013-07-07 11:48:58 PM

Komplex: It's amazing/depressing to think we can call a guy who won 4 NBA titles, 3 Finals MVP, Regular Season MVP and 15 All-Star Appearances an underachiever.


I think even Shaq would admit he's a horrible free-thrower. We weren't calling him a bad ball player.
 
2013-07-07 11:56:22 PM
Stupid headline. Everyone knows Shaq is really tall. Most folks know Danica is really short. Why would anyone thinks it's shopped, subfailer?
 
2013-07-08 01:40:32 AM
He's nuts over her
 
2013-07-08 06:28:47 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 07:05:51 AM
Would save her knees a lot of wear since she could remain standing.
 
2013-07-08 07:51:29 AM
He would (did?) split her like firewood.
 
2013-07-08 08:17:12 AM

Peki: Komplex: It's amazing/depressing to think we can call a guy who won 4 NBA titles, 3 Finals MVP, Regular Season MVP and 15 All-Star Appearances an underachiever.

I think even Shaq would admit he's a horrible free-thrower. We weren't calling him a bad ball player.


Neither am I, but we have to admit Shaq had a horrible work ethic to the point where it wasted his natural gifts and cut his career short. If he had the work ethic of LeBron or the competitive spirit of MJ, Shaq could have finished his career with 8 NBA titles, a half-dozen MVPs. etc...

Shaq burned bridges with everybody in the NBA. Orlando, LA, Miami, Phoenix, Cleveland and Boston.

When hack-a-Shaq became a standard method for beating the Lakers, Rick Barry offered to teach him how to shoot "granny style."  Shaq turned him down because he didn't want to look "silly."

Shaq could have done better with the slightest bit of effort. This is a tragedy for any Basketball Fan.
 
2013-07-08 08:27:48 AM

rynthetyn: thisisyourbrainonFark: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Not buying that. Johnson is 6-foot-5 and played on the d-line at Miami. Barkley's the same height, if not an inch shorter.

Wikipedia says that Barkley's 6'6".


I... wait... what?  He was a power forward.  That's TINY for a power forward.  I mean, like insanely small.  I honestly thought he was like 6'10" or something (which would be reasonable considering that he looks around 4-5 inches taller than Dwayne Johnson in that picture.  Then again, Shaq is what, 7'1" and looks like 7-8 inches taller than Barkley, so, yeah, gonna have to say it's a 'shop.

/Kind of sad now.
 
2013-07-08 09:35:51 AM

Komplex: Peki: Komplex: It's amazing/depressing to think we can call a guy who won 4 NBA titles, 3 Finals MVP, Regular Season MVP and 15 All-Star Appearances an underachiever.

I think even Shaq would admit he's a horrible free-thrower. We weren't calling him a bad ball player.

Neither am I, but we have to admit Shaq had a horrible work ethic to the point where it wasted his natural gifts and cut his career short. If he had the work ethic of LeBron or the competitive spirit of MJ, Shaq could have finished his career with 8 NBA titles, a half-dozen MVPs. etc...

Shaq burned bridges with everybody in the NBA. Orlando, LA, Miami, Phoenix, Cleveland and Boston.

When hack-a-Shaq became a standard method for beating the Lakers, Rick Barry offered to teach him how to shoot "granny style."  Shaq turned him down because he didn't want to look "silly."

Shaq could have done better with the slightest bit of effort. This is a tragedy for any Basketball Fan.


I don't think your free throw shooting form matters that much when you can't flick your wrist. IIRC, he broke his wrist twice in a row as a child which prevents him from making the rapid flick motion required to get adequate spin/arc on longer shots. Even an underhanded toss needs some spin to get that shooter's roll. It isn't mentioned in his bio, but I seem to remember the commentators discussing it during one of the Lakers' Finals appearances.
 
2013-07-08 09:37:30 AM

meanmutton: rynthetyn: thisisyourbrainonFark: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Not buying that. Johnson is 6-foot-5 and played on the d-line at Miami. Barkley's the same height, if not an inch shorter.

Wikipedia says that Barkley's 6'6".

I... wait... what?  He was a power forward.  That's TINY for a power forward.  I mean, like insanely small.  I honestly thought he was like 6'10" or something (which would be reasonable considering that he looks around 4-5 inches taller than Dwayne Johnson in that picture.  Then again, Shaq is what, 7'1" and looks like 7-8 inches taller than Barkley, so, yeah, gonna have to say it's a 'shop.

/Kind of sad now.


Barkley showed one big ass is equal to 8 inches of height.
According to reporters, Barkley is probably closer to 6'4" and given Rock's WWE background any physical information on him is closer to fiction than truth.
 
2013-07-08 09:45:24 AM

elguerodiablo: Peki: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Yup. I've had one of those moments.

CSS: My ex-husband was 6'1, 375. Most people made him look a giant. One day, we get this guy in the restaurant who is 7'2. Now, I was used to seeing my ex look like a bear compared to other people. What I wasn't prepared for was for my ex to look like Danny Devito standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins. It was very bizarre.

/and then you walk closer, and they just get bigger!

6'1 375?  Damnnn.

 I had a similar experience when Shawn Bradley walked into the Chili's I toiled at in high school.  I'm 6'4 and he's 7'6.  He had to duck down to get in the door.


Did you dunk on him?
 
2013-07-08 09:50:55 AM
This photo of Shaq and Danica Patrick side-by-side is mind-blowing

Tall people look even taller when next to short people?

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN.
 
2013-07-08 10:16:34 AM

Komplex: Barkley showed one big ass is equal to 8 inches of height.
According to reporters, Barkley is probably closer to 6'4" and given Rock's WWE background any physical information on him is closer to fiction than truth.


Barkley's probably 6'6 or 6'7.  His height keeps getting adjusted down to make his story seem bigger.  He's at least as tall as Jordan.
 
2013-07-08 04:44:21 PM
Barkley is 6'4", tops. I am 6'2" and was barely taller than me when I saw him. He was less than 10 feet away.
 
2013-07-08 05:18:58 PM

quatchi: Honestly, she's hot average and cleans up well when a professional makeup artist, photographer, and photoshopper do their thing."

 
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