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(USA Today)   No, this picture of Shaq standing next to Danica Patrick is not 'shopped. I can tell, as I've seen lots of 'shops in my day and the pixels match and the dithering does to. This is not a 'shop. I can tell, bro. I'm good spotting 'shops   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 72
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2013-07-07 01:46:50 PM  
media.joe.ie

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.
 
2013-07-07 02:17:43 PM  
Honestly, she's hot."

i293.photobucket.com

Shaq can't throw a free throw to save his life but he's got a good eye for the ladies.
 
2013-07-07 02:33:13 PM  
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2013-07-07 02:39:40 PM  
Great deal for him, she doesn't even have to get on her knees.
 
2013-07-07 02:40:42 PM  
Her racing ability is shopped. I can tell by the positions she starts at and finishes in
 
2013-07-07 02:49:26 PM  
Rule 34 etc
 
2013-07-07 03:07:32 PM  
This may be a little controversial, but I'm just going to come right out and say it: Shaq is a very tall person.
 
2013-07-07 03:22:03 PM  
I understand they're very musical people, as well.
 
2013-07-07 03:47:16 PM  
Methinks this "Shaquile" person should consider a professional sporting endeavor requiring outlandish physical size. Curling mayhaps?
 
2013-07-07 03:52:39 PM  

Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.


Yup. I've had one of those moments.

CSS: My ex-husband was 6'1, 375. Most people made him look a giant. One day, we get this guy in the restaurant who is 7'2. Now, I was used to seeing my ex look like a bear compared to other people. What I wasn't prepared for was for my ex to look like Danny Devito standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins. It was very bizarre.

/and then you walk closer, and they just get bigger!
 
2013-07-07 04:01:33 PM  
She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.
 
2013-07-07 04:43:36 PM  
Either he has a lot of keys in his pocket or he's very happy to meet her.
 
2013-07-07 04:44:55 PM  

PainInTheASP: She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.


Or digest food properly.
 
2013-07-07 05:17:06 PM  

scumm: Methinks this "Shaquile" person should consider a professional sporting endeavor requiring outlandish physical size. Curling mayhaps?


I would pay very good money to see Shaq on the Olympic skeleton team.
 
2013-07-07 05:30:53 PM  

PainInTheASP: She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.


If Shaq did her or if you did?
 
2013-07-07 05:34:13 PM  
i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 05:36:18 PM  

quatchi: Honestly, she's hot."

[i293.photobucket.com image 518x777]

Shaq can't throw a free throw to save his life but he's got a good eye for the ladies.


Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!
 
2013-07-07 05:41:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: PainInTheASP: She wouldn't be able to walk right for at least a week.

If Shaq did her or if you did?


If I tried to do her, she wouldn't stop laughing for at least a week.
 
2013-07-07 05:53:38 PM  
The elusive Shaq consecutive trifecta now in play.
 
2013-07-07 05:55:01 PM  

Peki: Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!


Me and all. And yet no matter how much I yelled at my TeeVee set he kept doing that straight line thing.
 
2013-07-07 06:05:54 PM  
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2013-07-07 06:06:06 PM  

quatchi: Peki: Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!

Me and all. And yet no matter how much I yelled at my TeeVee set he kept doing that straight line thing.


Well, why bother? He could practically reach the basket from the free throw line.
 
2013-07-07 06:11:59 PM  
Dude on the right is 6'4", 275

Shaq is tall.

My CSB-
I went to Rooms-to-go in Buckhead (Atlanta) a couple months ago and, as we rounded the corner of the parking lot, this very tall black individual in shorts and a t-shirt is coming out of the store. I say to my step mom, "that looks an awful lot like Shaq" and, as he gets closer, "holy shiat, it is shaq".

My face lights up and he smiles. He shook my hand and gave me the half-bro hug deal. I said it was great to meet him and he thanked me and said he was there specifically to meet me that day. He asked who the lovely lady with me was and, when I said step mom, he said "oh, hello hot momma" and gave her a hug.

Awesome guy
 
2013-07-07 06:12:43 PM  
Aww, threw away the pic...

Ok, google "shaq and Marcellus Wiley"
 
2013-07-07 06:17:17 PM  

bulldg4life: My face lights up and he smiles. He shook my hand and gave me the half-bro hug deal. I said it was great to meet him and he thanked me and said he was there specifically to meet me that day. He asked who the lovely lady with me was and, when I said step mom, he said "oh, hello hot momma" and gave her a hug.


I met Rickey Henderson that way, at the Safeway down the street.  I went from "holy shiat, I know who that is, who the heck is it?" to "WOW, MR. HENDERSON, NICE TO MEET YOU!" in seconds.

This was around 2005, 2006 or so, right before spring training started back up, meaning he wasn't on a roster after finishing the prior season with the Yanks or possibly Texas.  a weird detail that is relevant, as I said, "i hope you get signed soon, dude" and he busted up laughing, and said, "I do too, man, I do too!"

/obligatory end of story of me sayihng, "i so very badly wished he'd said, "Rickey do too, Ricky, Rickey hope Rickey get signed, thanks, Ricky" but sadly, it didn't happen.
 
2013-07-07 06:19:51 PM  

bulldg4life: he thanked me and said he was there specifically to meet me that day.



i missed that the first go around.

I know it is something cat has said 70 times a day for the last 22 years, but.....that is farking awesome.
 
2013-07-07 06:52:36 PM  
I can see the wires.

/amidoinitright
 
2013-07-07 07:09:11 PM  
Jebidiah R. Dumas approves. Obscure?
 
2013-07-07 07:45:19 PM  

rickythepenguin: bulldg4life: he thanked me and said he was there specifically to meet me that day.


i missed that the first go around.

I know it is something cat has said 70 times a day for the last 22 years, but.....that is farking awesome.


Some people get how to be a celeb, some don't. Shaq's one who does.

Maybe it's just because it's impossible for him to ever blend in and be anonymous, but he seems to really embrace being Shaq.
 
2013-07-07 07:53:13 PM  
That's great.
Now apologize for Shaq Fu.
 
2013-07-07 08:00:00 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

I think it's "shopped"
 
2013-07-07 08:36:01 PM  
looks like he pitching a tent in those pants
 
2013-07-07 09:08:26 PM  
somethings being blown, I don't think it is his mind
 
2013-07-07 09:26:38 PM  
hoopeduponline.com
I love Dwight Howard's facial expression.
 
2013-07-07 09:50:46 PM  

Peki: quatchi: Honestly, she's hot."

[i293.photobucket.com image 518x777]

Shaq can't throw a free throw to save his life but he's got a good eye for the ladies.

Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!


He probably would have averaged an extra 3 or so points a game over his career if he just did granny-shots.
 
2013-07-07 10:05:48 PM  
Why does Jimmy Fennig has a sad?
 
2013-07-07 10:10:18 PM  
Is it just me, or did everyone think she would die if they ever hooked up?

Seriously, since his hand is as big as her head, one finger would probably cause damage.
 
2013-07-07 10:13:32 PM  
Y'all should do a GIS for his wife (ex wife?). She's just as tiny.
 
2013-07-07 10:14:46 PM  

Peki: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Yup. I've had one of those moments.

CSS: My ex-husband was 6'1, 375. Most people made him look a giant. One day, we get this guy in the restaurant who is 7'2. Now, I was used to seeing my ex look like a bear compared to other people. What I wasn't prepared for was for my ex to look like Danny Devito standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins. It was very bizarre.

/and then you walk closer, and they just get bigger!


6'1 375?  Damnnn.

 I had a similar experience when Shawn Bradley walked into the Chili's I toiled at in high school.  I'm 6'4 and he's 7'6.  He had to duck down to get in the door.
 
2013-07-07 10:22:32 PM  

fickenchucker: Is it just me, or did everyone think she would die if they ever hooked up?

Seriously, since his hand is as big as her head, one finger would probably cause damage.


Just the tip...
 
2013-07-07 10:22:48 PM  
Shaq knows that the tiny ones are the best ball handlers.
 
2013-07-07 10:32:44 PM  

meanmutton: Peki: quatchi: Honestly, she's hot."

[i293.photobucket.com image 518x777]

Shaq can't throw a free throw to save his life but he's got a good eye for the ladies.

Hard to get the ball to arc when you're looking down at the basket.

/used to piss me off watching him free throw. Arc, dude! The ball needs arc!

He probably would have averaged an extra 3 or so points a game over his career if he just did granny-shots.


Closer to 3 extra championships.

It's amazing/depressing to think we can call a guy who won 4 NBA titles, 3 Finals MVP, Regular Season MVP and 15 All-Star Appearances an underachiever.
 
2013-07-07 10:36:14 PM  
Meh, I'll be impressed when she takes it bareback doggy from Wendell Scott and then makes Tia Norfleet felch it out of her...


Oh hey, Good Times is on.
 
2013-07-07 10:37:34 PM  

Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.


Not buying that. Johnson is 6-foot-5 and played on the d-line at Miami. Barkley's the same height, if not an inch shorter.
 
2013-07-07 10:38:11 PM  
Christ, looking at that picture again, if Shaq tried to fist her, he could probably grab and tear out all of her internal organs, Mortal Kombat-style, in one Shaq-fu motion.
 
2013-07-07 10:40:32 PM  

elguerodiablo: Peki: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Yup. I've had one of those moments.

CSS: My ex-husband was 6'1, 375. Most people made him look a giant. One day, we get this guy in the restaurant who is 7'2. Now, I was used to seeing my ex look like a bear compared to other people. What I wasn't prepared for was for my ex to look like Danny Devito standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins. It was very bizarre.

/and then you walk closer, and they just get bigger!

6'1 375?  Damnnn.

 I had a similar experience when Shawn Bradley walked into the Chili's I toiled at in high school.  I'm 6'4 and he's 7'6.  He had to duck down to get in the door.


I waited at the check-in desk at a hotel in NYC behind the Houston Rockets.  I'm 5'10", I felt like I was 3'5"
 
2013-07-07 10:55:05 PM  

fatalvenom: Christ, looking at that picture again, if Shaq tried to fist her, he could probably grab and tear out all of her internal organs, Mortal Kombat-style, in one Shaq-fu motion.


you can sure paint a purty picture. You should think about writing Harlequin Romances.
 
2013-07-07 10:57:10 PM  
I'll remember the lines from this commercial for the rest of my life. Shaq was the MAN when I was growing up.
 
2013-07-07 10:59:20 PM  

elguerodiablo: fatalvenom: Christ, looking at that picture again, if Shaq tried to fist her, he could probably grab and tear out all of her internal organs, Mortal Kombat-style, in one Shaq-fu motion.

you can sure paint a purty picture. You should think about writing Harlequin Romances.


Probably, but I'd have to get a hefty advance on the novel, getting as wasted as I am isn't cheap.
 
2013-07-07 11:03:30 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Sgt Otter: [media.joe.ie image 400x241]

Yes, that little guy in the middle is The Rock.

Not buying that. Johnson is 6-foot-5 and played on the d-line at Miami. Barkley's the same height, if not an inch shorter.


Wikipedia says that Barkley's 6'6".
 
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