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(Washington Post)   Officials at D.C.'s Metro find final solution to the problem of unauthorized flowers planted outside a station. It was as if thousands of Morning Glories suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 8
    More: Followup, Metro, Phantom Planter, police stations, Dan Stessel, transit system  
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2013-07-07 05:51:29 PM  
2 votes:
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Flowers?   FLOWERS??!!  There are FLOWERS??!!?!?
2013-07-07 05:34:45 PM  
2 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Leave it to the a-holes in D.C. to subtract humanity from their little game.


It's Obama's fault. The Sequester AND the fact he has forced the price of gas up by his price-fixing powers as president has caused them to have to look for ways to cut back on mowing and lawn care.

Obama doesn't care about grass people.
2013-07-08 03:05:54 AM  
1 votes:

JesusJuice: Just replant them... DC Metro won't waste their resources ripping them out forever.


 you don't know dc metro. they would shut down the damn trains if they had to, to reallocate the personnel to do that now that its on their radar.

 squashing any real or imagined challenge to their authority, no matter how slight, tends to become a high priority in any bureaucracy .
in a pure bureaucracy - like dc metro - that only exists solely to perpetuate the bureaucracy, it raises to the level of outright paranoid obsession.

 "the bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy" - wilde
2013-07-07 10:56:39 PM  
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Jabberwookiee: OtherLittleGuy: The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority and the Municipal Government of the District of Columbia are primarily managed and operated by attractive and successful African-Americans. The fault lies not with them, however. It is ingrained in their existence, and it is beyond their capability to change otherwise. It is in your best interest not to note any discrepanies in their governace. Thank you for your assistance in overlooking this matter in the future.

Spirit Hammer: I speak fluent drunk. Let me translate.

DC Metro and the DC Government are black run completely. It is not their fault. They don't know any better. Please stop pointing out their errors. They just can't help it. So please, just let them be.

These both seem plausible. But I'd like to know what the fark Sony has to do with any of this.


Rootkits.
2013-07-07 08:11:02 PM  
1 votes:

Trid_Kicker: Duke_leto_Atredes: Dc metro and the dc govt are blac run completely it is not their fault the Sony know any better please stop pointing out their errors the just cant help it. So please just let them be.

A year of TotalFark to anyone who can successfully diagram the above.

/my reply has no subject
//Skitt's Law


The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority and the Municipal Government of the District of Columbia are primarily managed and operated by attractive and successful African-Americans. The fault lies not with them, however. It is ingrained in their existence, and it is beyond their capability to change otherwise. It is in your best interest not to note any discrepanies in their governace. Thank you for your assistance in overlooking this matter in the future.
2013-07-07 08:06:22 PM  
1 votes:

Jabberwookiee: Ecological terrorism. Plain and simple. Hang the bastard.


farking Islams think they can come here and plant their death flowers.
2013-07-07 07:11:56 PM  
1 votes:
Final solution ? Plant some blackberries. Or kudzu for that matter. They will never get rid of either. By the time they get a plan working, half the city will be covered.
2013-07-07 06:57:27 PM  
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: Dc metro and the dc govt are blac run completely it is not their fault the Sony know any better please stop pointing out their errors the just cant help it. So please just let them be.


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