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(TMZ)   Apparently, there are court documents in existence that could "ruin" Lady Gaga   ( tmz.com) divider line
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9958 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Jul 2013 at 3:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-07 03:34:51 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-07-07 04:10:10 PM  
5 votes:
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Maybe she is Druish?
2013-07-07 03:58:45 PM  
4 votes:
Illegal Uses of Golf Ball Dimplers On Fans
2013-07-07 06:14:54 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.


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2013-07-07 05:20:27 PM  
3 votes:
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This unfortunate golf ball..

No, wait. That's not how it goes.
2013-07-07 04:45:23 PM  
3 votes:
My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.
2013-07-07 10:41:47 PM  
2 votes:
Since the "info" is from the guy that discovered her and has a gag order/non-defamation clause with her, it must be from her past.

I'm guessing she was pregnant at the time, was going to have an abortion but he talked her out of it and she had an autistic child that she keeps in a closet and the child writes all her songs.

At least the 'rah rah gaga sis-boom bah" one that I hear everyday....
2013-07-07 10:12:04 PM  
2 votes:
Is this where we find out she's the daughter of a ball dimpler manufacturing magnate?

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2013-07-07 07:36:05 PM  
2 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

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I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*

Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?


Lack of beer funds?
2013-07-07 04:25:01 PM  
2 votes:
She's Kenyan.
2013-07-07 03:41:50 PM  
2 votes:
Was it when she changed her name from "Dude Gaga"?
2013-07-08 01:52:16 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-08 01:09:19 AM  
1 vote:

Bslim: Meat dress, alleged female lady Gaga?


The meat dress is made of people! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
2013-07-07 07:03:55 PM  
1 vote:
I'll bet it's that she wears house dresses purchased at WalMart at home.
2013-07-07 05:55:55 PM  
1 vote:

Life_is_a_carnivore: She has both a peener AND a tail.


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Does not approve.
2013-07-07 04:18:09 PM  
1 vote:
She's Nicki Minaj in white face?
/Have they ever been on stage together
2013-07-07 04:06:18 PM  
1 vote:
She said she wanted a slavery themed wedding?
2013-07-07 03:53:12 PM  
1 vote:
She has both a peener AND a tail.
2013-07-07 03:43:37 PM  
1 vote:
Can sympathize:
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