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(TMZ)   Apparently, there are court documents in existence that could "ruin" Lady Gaga   ( tmz.com) divider line
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9958 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Jul 2013 at 3:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-07 07:34:29 PM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 351x351]
This unfortunate golf ball..

No, wait. That's not how it goes.


You need to put it on top of a sweater or something.
 
2013-07-07 07:36:05 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]

I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*

Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?


Lack of beer funds?
 
2013-07-07 08:03:14 PM  

zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]


I think we've found the new "heels it down the drain" script.
 
2013-07-07 09:28:27 PM  
There are Muslim pitbulls?
 
2013-07-07 09:33:46 PM  
Guys, did you hear a completely unsubstantiated rumor that she used to be a man, even though the odds of that are near zero?

CAUSE I SURE DIDN'T!!!
 
2013-07-07 09:34:01 PM  

js34603: red5ish: She grossed $168 Million on her last tour. I'm thinking TMZ is written by hyperbolic nincompoops who crave clicks more than they care about facts. "Ruin" forsooth.

The only thing worse than manufactured pop stars is farking TMZ. Screw them and their tabloid.


Hey, now, Perez Hilton is worse than TMZ.  Gotta give it up to the homophobic gay guy.
 
2013-07-07 09:36:56 PM  
She was born a man, not that surprising, time to move on.
 
2013-07-07 09:41:41 PM  

red5ish: She grossed $168 Million on her last tour.


Earguy: So what could ruin her?


Given the above, I'm gonna go with "not a whole helluva lot". Maybe "end her career", tops, but "ruin her"? No. I think she's good to go for quite some time.
 
2013-07-07 09:43:18 PM  
Yeah she's probably a post-op hormoned transgender. So what?
 
2013-07-07 09:55:06 PM  

MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.


I knew it.
 
2013-07-07 10:12:04 PM  
Is this where we find out she's the daughter of a ball dimpler manufacturing magnate?

pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-07 10:30:38 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]

I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*

Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?


Uh.  4chan?
 
2013-07-07 10:41:47 PM  
Since the "info" is from the guy that discovered her and has a gag order/non-defamation clause with her, it must be from her past.

I'm guessing she was pregnant at the time, was going to have an abortion but he talked her out of it and she had an autistic child that she keeps in a closet and the child writes all her songs.

At least the 'rah rah gaga sis-boom bah" one that I hear everyday....
 
2013-07-07 10:59:41 PM  

OgreMagi: B.L.Z. Bub: somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]

I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*

Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?

Uh.  4chan?


Reddit?
 
2013-07-07 11:27:00 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: OgreMagi: B.L.Z. Bub: somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]

I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*

Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?

Uh.  4chan?

Reddit?


Idiots. Another hint: What was Drew's book about?

/I'm not explaining the joke to you morans
 
2013-07-07 11:41:54 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Idiots. Another hint: What was Drew's book about?

/I'm not explaining the joke to you morans


It's funny because everyone knows but they're playing the joke on YOU.
 
2013-07-07 11:54:40 PM  

rocky_howard: B.L.Z. Bub: Idiots. Another hint: What was Drew's book about?

/I'm not explaining the joke to you morans

It's funny because everyone knows but they're playing the joke on YOU.


How do you know I don't know that and I'm playing a joke on YOU?
 
2013-07-08 12:23:53 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: OgreMagi: B.L.Z. Bub: somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]

I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*

Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?

Uh.  4chan?

Reddit?


She's gonna pull her mask off Scooby style, and it's gonna be Sarah Palin underneath.

Then she'll do it again, and it'll be Dubya under there.
 
2013-07-08 12:54:25 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: She's Nicki Minaj in white face?
/Have they ever been on stage together


Gaga has talent. Your argument is invalid
 
2013-07-08 01:09:19 AM  

Bslim: Meat dress, alleged female lady Gaga?


The meat dress is made of people! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
 
2013-07-08 01:52:16 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-08 03:29:49 AM  

Hector Remarkable: [i.imgur.com image 300x375]


hehehehehe
 
2013-07-08 04:53:24 AM  

Wireless Joe: Is this where we find out she's the daughter of a ball dimpler manufacturing magnate?

[pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


Jeezus, what's wrong with that guy's head?!
 
2013-07-08 05:10:34 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 06:07:01 AM  

SpdrJay: Um, she's sick.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Lady Gaga pass out Nazi Party leaflets at 31 Flavors last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.


2.bp.blogspot.com Thank you, Simone.
 
2013-07-08 06:08:31 AM  
stonelotus:

Good thing I didnt have the ice cream dessert.
 
2013-07-08 08:54:52 AM  

jjorsett: I'll bet it's that she wears house dresses purchased at WalMart at home.


Or that she's actually really fond of soap operas. Like a serious habit, only bought a DVR to follow CBS and NBC soaps at once, subscribes to all the digests and is actually a major contributor to one of the more prominent Days of Our Lives wikis online. And romance novels! She can mainline a Danielle Steel in one hour and a sizable proportion of the inspiration for her one album is just really wildly Find-and-Replaced Jude Deveraux fanfiction.

Or perhaps she has her own remarkably good potato-salad, macaroni-and-cheese (with REAL cheese, thank you,) and brisket recipes and has a secret arrangement with her caterer where she actually makes some of the food for her dancers and roadies on tour because 'they work so hard, don't 'cha know?'

I bet she is secretly a member of my Grandma's Pinterest group. Only thing she could do that'd come even close to shocking us anymore.
 
2013-07-08 09:25:24 AM  

stonelotus: [i1207.photobucket.com image 585x400]



Zef
 
2013-07-08 01:36:38 PM  
She puts socks in her panties? You know, to make you think there is something there, that really isn't there.
 
2013-07-08 02:19:35 PM  
Would ruin several parts of her.
 
2013-07-08 03:31:43 PM  
She's also known as Marily Manson?
 
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