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(TMZ)   Apparently, there are court documents in existence that could "ruin" Lady Gaga   (tmz.com) divider line 81
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2013-07-07 03:33:52 PM
Doggie sechs?
 
2013-07-07 03:34:51 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-07 03:41:50 PM
Was it when she changed her name from "Dude Gaga"?
 
2013-07-07 03:43:37 PM
Can sympathize:
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 03:44:24 PM

Alphakronik: Was it when she changed her name from "Dude Gaga"?


correct.  her name was actually "Lesbian Percival"
 
2013-07-07 03:44:58 PM
Posts 2 and 3 nailed it. Someone turn out the lights.
 
2013-07-07 03:45:04 PM
Juvenile records with his birth name?

/bandwagon
 
2013-07-07 03:47:06 PM
That she's really Stefani GerMANotta?
 
2013-07-07 03:48:08 PM
They already revealed she's really just a nice Jewish girl from Long Island, so what else could there be.
 
2013-07-07 03:53:12 PM
She has both a peener AND a tail.
 
2013-07-07 03:57:14 PM
Are they instructions on how to build a time machine to take us back before she was already ruined?
 
2013-07-07 03:58:45 PM
Illegal Uses of Golf Ball Dimplers On Fans
 
2013-07-07 04:01:21 PM

rocky_howard: That she's really Stefani GerMANotta?


i.onfinite.com
 
2013-07-07 04:05:29 PM
Face it gang, she's a she and always has been.

So what could ruin her?  Possibly a Paula Deen type thing, documentation of her railing against blacks or *especially* gays.  A recording of her  cynically making fun of her fans, how they're all suckers for buying what she's selling.
 
2013-07-07 04:06:18 PM
She said she wanted a slavery themed wedding?
 
2013-07-07 04:08:15 PM
She grossed $168 Million on her last tour. I'm thinking TMZ is written by hyperbolic nincompoops who crave clicks more than they care about facts. "Ruin" forsooth.
 
Skr
2013-07-07 04:10:10 PM
jjspsa.files.wordpress.com
Maybe she is Druish?
 
2013-07-07 04:12:25 PM
This is standard boilerplate.  Odds are there is nothing harmful in the documents.  But people have a right to privacy.  Even when they get engaged in law suits.  This is her lawyers doing right by her.
 
2013-07-07 04:18:09 PM
She's Nicki Minaj in white face?
/Have they ever been on stage together
 
2013-07-07 04:20:15 PM
Meat dress, alleged female lady Gaga?
 
2013-07-07 04:25:01 PM
She's Kenyan.
 
2013-07-07 04:27:12 PM
What? Scandal! I was planning to vote for her for president in 2016, but not now.
 
2013-07-07 04:32:18 PM

Earguy: Face it gang, she's a she and always has been.

So what could ruin her?  Possibly a Paula Deen type thing, documentation of her railing against blacks or *especially* gays.


That didn't hurt Alec Baldwin.
 
2013-07-07 04:32:54 PM

PainInTheASP: She's Kenyan.


No, she doesn't pay enough income taxes. Derp.
 
2013-07-07 04:39:27 PM

JonZoidberg: Posts 2 and 3 nailed it. Someone turn out the lights.


I concur. Nothing more needs to be said.
 
2013-07-07 04:45:23 PM
My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.
 
2013-07-07 04:57:00 PM

red5ish: She grossed $168 Million on her last tour. I'm thinking TMZ is written by hyperbolic nincompoops who crave clicks more than they care about facts. "Ruin" forsooth.


She is MC Hammer like with her tours and her $, I'm guessing there is a pile of stuff of her bashing gays and the LGBT community as well as further proof that she's manufactured and no longer writes any of her music (since her fans are so convinced she does).  Either way, I'm pretty sure most people are over her anyway.
 
2013-07-07 05:01:45 PM

LewDux: rocky_howard: That she's really Stefani GerMANotta?

[i.onfinite.com image 540x323]


That's just weird. You never hear Elton talking about how terrible "Reg Dwight" was or Sting joking about killing "Gordon Sumner"

I wonder if deep down she's really bothered by what she's had to do and change to succeed and how different that is from what she wanted to do when she first decided she loved music and wanted to pursue it professionally and if that's a coping mechanism.
 
2013-07-07 05:06:57 PM

Yes please: Are they instructions on how to build a time machine to take us back before she was already ruined?


She was born that way.
 
2013-07-07 05:08:20 PM
Bleh, claiming that the documents would inflict significant personal and professional harm is nothing. One of the things you have to show when you argue for an injunction is that you will be harmed.

This is boilerplate that is in every request for injunctive relief.
 
2013-07-07 05:20:27 PM
i.imgur.com
This unfortunate golf ball..

No, wait. That's not how it goes.
 
2013-07-07 05:39:06 PM

red5ish: She grossed $168 Million on her last tour. I'm thinking TMZ is written by hyperbolic nincompoops who crave clicks more than they care about facts. "Ruin" forsooth.


The only thing worse than manufactured pop stars is farking TMZ. Screw them and their tabloid.
 
2013-07-07 05:45:27 PM

Snapper Carr: LewDux: rocky_howard: That she's really Stefani GerMANotta?

[i.onfinite.com image 540x323]

That's just weird. You never hear Elton talking about how terrible "Reg Dwight" was or Sting joking about killing "Gordon Sumner"

I wonder if deep down she's really bothered by what she's had to do and change to succeed and how different that is from what she wanted to do when she first decided she loved music and wanted to pursue it professionally and if that's a coping mechanism.


A little background on that pic -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeLw1iFoXho


/nothing to do with gaga, to my knowledge.
 
2013-07-07 05:48:24 PM

Life_is_a_carnivore: She has both a peener AND a tail.


And what a tail.
 
2013-07-07 05:55:55 PM

Life_is_a_carnivore: She has both a peener AND a tail.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Does not approve.
 
2013-07-07 05:57:03 PM

RexTalionis: Bleh, claiming that the documents would inflict significant personal and professional harm is nothing. One of the things you have to show when you argue for an injunction is that you will be harmed.

This is boilerplate that is in every request for injunctive relief.


Isn't the world so much less fun when you know the law?
 
2013-07-07 05:58:47 PM
And "Gaga" trolls everyone yet again by leaking this "news" story because she hasn't been all over the news recently. Nothing new to see here just move right along.
 
2013-07-07 06:09:48 PM

unfarkingbelievable: And "Gaga" trolls everyone yet again by leaking this "news" story because she hasn't been all over the news recently. Nothing new to see here just move right along.


THIS.

I enjoy her music.  I do.  But I have always,  always acknowledged that she is first and foremost a great, big attention fiend.  This is all just part of the great big Gaga-is-larger-than-life narrative.
 
2013-07-07 06:10:34 PM
I am actually kind of Ok with the fact that she wasn't the next Madonna.
 
2013-07-07 06:12:07 PM

Six_By_Nine: unfarkingbelievable: And "Gaga" trolls everyone yet again by leaking this "news" story because she hasn't been all over the news recently. Nothing new to see here just move right along.

THIS.

I enjoy her music.  I do.  But I have always,  always acknowledged that she is first and foremost a great, big attention fiend.  This is all just part of the great big Gaga-is-larger-than-life narrative.


And to me, she's nothing more than transient generational noise. She's only larger than life in her own mind, hope she enjoys her short fame ride before she crashes into hasbeen oblivion status.
 
2013-07-07 06:12:54 PM

GreenAdder: This unfortunate golf ball..


THAT'S RACIST
 
2013-07-07 06:14:54 PM

MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 06:36:24 PM
Um, she's sick.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Lady Gaga pass out Nazi Party leaflets at 31 Flavors last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2013-07-07 06:39:51 PM
Thank you, Simone.

Seriously, here's what TFA says:

Earlier this week, Gaga filed docs pleading with the court to seal certain information in the Starland/Fusari case. She claims the info is "sensitive, private, and personal."

Gaga claims that if the info went public, it would "inflict significant personal and professional harm upon" her. She also says that she and Fusari are legally bound to keep the information private as part of a non-disparagement agreement between the two.


IANAL, but isn't this just standard legalese?
 
2013-07-07 06:43:42 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am actually kind of Ok with the fact that she wasn't the next Madonna.


She wasn't the next Madonna, she was exactly like Madonna.
 
2013-07-07 06:50:34 PM

MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.


My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw Gaga pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2013-07-07 06:51:49 PM

halB: RexTalionis: Bleh, claiming that the documents would inflict significant personal and professional harm is nothing. One of the things you have to show when you argue for an injunction is that you will be harmed.

This is boilerplate that is in every request for injunctive relief.

Isn't the world so much less fun when you know the law?


Nope! It's farking fantastic.
 
2013-07-07 07:03:55 PM
I'll bet it's that she wears house dresses purchased at WalMart at home.
 
2013-07-07 07:06:22 PM

zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]


I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*
 
2013-07-07 07:32:09 PM

somemoron: zvoidx: MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors.  Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown.  But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different".  Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.

[i.imgur.com image 344x366]

I hope to god it's some sort of reference that I don't get.  That isn't just upside-down kitty WTF, that's eyes-rolling clown mind blowing WTF.

I... I... *blank look*


Jesus Christ, people, am I really the only one who got it? Assault rifles, pitbulls, Muslims, abortion, woman-on-boy pedophilia, what do these things all have in common?

/Hint: what was the inspiration for the website that you are reading now?
 
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