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(TaxProf)   30 year old's last wish: "leave an awesome tip (and I don't mean 25%. I mean $500 on a f***ing pizza) for a waiter or waitress." Of course, the IRS wants its slice   (taxprof.typepad.com) divider line 11
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13707 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2013 at 12:44 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-07 12:50:26 PM  
4 votes:
OH GOD THIS ONE TIME I HAD A RUNNY NOSE AND A HEADACHE
SO I WAS DRIVING ON THE INTERSTATE AND I STILL HAD TO PAY A TOLL
FASCISM IN AMERICA
2013-07-07 12:48:28 PM  
3 votes:
I know a few bartenders who occasionally make $500 tips. It usually involves going to a hotel with a married regular, though.
2013-07-07 05:44:14 PM  
1 votes:

Yes please: Everyone should always tip at least 2200% unless the service was particularly wretched.  Only cheapskates tip 15% any more.


2200%? Jesus, you're such a dick. You should be tipping 3000% even if the server pisses in your glass while standing at the table.
2013-07-07 01:41:39 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone should always tip at least 2200% unless the service was particularly wretched.  Only cheapskates tip 15% any more.
2013-07-07 01:35:04 PM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: My comment was a hypothetical, since I'm not a restaurant owner. But I would report the $500 if I were and found out about it, because it potentially affects my business taxes. See Fior D'Italia v. United States.



Ah, ok. Now we get it.  All this time we thought you were running this "restaurant" from your mother's basement.
2013-07-07 01:33:58 PM  
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: How much of an entitled biatch do you have to be to get a $500 tip and complain that it's taxable?

How much of an ignorant twit do you have to be to think that happened?


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2013-07-07 01:20:21 PM  
1 votes:
How much of an entitled biatch do you have to be to get a $500 tip and complain that it's taxable?
2013-07-07 01:10:29 PM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: If one of my waitresses gets a $500 tip I make sure to report it to the IRS as a tip. The IRS assumes that restaurants with low tip receipts are cheating on taxes.


I tip in cash so the IRS doesn't see the funds.  Maybe if you didn't pay waitstaff shiatty wages I wouldn't feel inclined to do so.  Ass.
2013-07-07 12:52:28 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-07 12:51:50 PM  
1 votes:
I love when people act like paying some tax on income invalidates it. If I'm a server, and someone leaves me a $500 tip, even if I "only" get to keep $350 or so of it after taxes, hell, that's $350 more than I had before.

I mean, Fox News ran a piece the day after Phil Mickelson blew the US Open talking about how he was lucky because he would have had to pay another $250K or so in tax on the more than $1 million additional prize money he would have gotten had he held on. I'm sure that cheered Phil right the fark up.
2013-07-07 12:47:57 PM  
1 votes:
hey if wishes were horses i'd be eating wish meat
 
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