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(Daily Mail)   At 590 feet long, with 94,000 horsepower, a top speed of 31.5 knots, and a $600 million price tag, this new megayacht is the perfect toy for the man whose penis is so small, no Porsche will ever help   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 129
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2013-07-07 12:14:35 PM
Nice boat.
 
2013-07-07 12:16:58 PM
I have a normal sized penis, you can tell by the fact that I drive a Honda Element. I'd trade my normal dick for a tiny one if I get to have a $600 million yacht.
 
2013-07-07 12:18:29 PM
I'd buy one if I had that sorta scratch.  Won't be going to bed obsessing over this- nor the size of my peener.
 
2013-07-07 12:18:53 PM
And they built this on spec?
 
2013-07-07 12:20:02 PM
At first I thought "What's a 'me gay acht'?".
 
2013-07-07 12:20:22 PM

Smell the Glove: I have a normal sized penis, you can tell by the fact that I drive a Honda Element. I'd trade my normal dick for a tiny one if I get to have a $600 million yacht.


1 Sell the boat
2 get penis augmentation
3 profit
 
2013-07-07 12:20:48 PM
Never bring a tiny cawk to a gunfight
 
2013-07-07 12:21:24 PM

Smell the Glove: I have a normal sized penis, you can tell by the fact that I drive a Honda Element. I'd trade my normal dick for a tiny one if I get to have a $600 million yacht.


I have an "above average" penis, keep you yacht
 
2013-07-07 12:22:41 PM
What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?
 
2013-07-07 12:24:10 PM
shAzzam
 
2013-07-07 12:24:31 PM

King Something: Nice boat.


Son, that there is a ship.
 
2013-07-07 12:25:06 PM
How many crimes must one commit and how many human rights must one violate in order to afford this boat?
 
2013-07-07 12:26:07 PM

PacificaFitz: Smell the Glove: I have a normal sized penis, you can tell by the fact that I drive a Honda Element. I'd trade my normal dick for a tiny one if I get to have a $600 million yacht.

I have an "above average" penis, keep you yacht


I have kids and have been with the same woman for almost 14 years. A small dick wouldn't change my life and I'm sure she'd rather travel.
 
2013-07-07 12:26:49 PM
Looks like a cruise ship.
 
2013-07-07 12:26:51 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?


For the man who's got everything.
 
2013-07-07 12:27:23 PM

DubyaHater: How many crimes must one commit and how many human rights must one violate in order to afford this boat?


Seven.
 
2013-07-07 12:27:40 PM

DubyaHater: How many crimes must one commit and how many human rights must one violate in order to afford this boat?


If someone gave it to you you would go bankrupt fueling it.
 
2013-07-07 12:28:56 PM
Oil
 
2013-07-07 12:29:39 PM
If I'm ever able to afford toys of this magnitude I can't wait to flash my wang at those who make that assumption though I'm not gonna lie, I've done it myself. No one whipped it out afterward so I assume I was correct.
 
2013-07-07 12:29:59 PM

clowncar on fire: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?

For the man who's got everything.


www.ussslater.org

This will do nicely
 
2013-07-07 12:30:08 PM
If I owned that boat, I'd sell it and buy something better.  Not bigger or more expensive, just better.

Coupled with the fuel and crew costs to run it, it's basically a way to say "I have more money than sense, and I don't know much about boats either".
 
2013-07-07 12:30:09 PM
whats something like that cost to run\maintain for a year?
 
2013-07-07 12:31:51 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?


Serious Question -

If one could afford a boat like this, and if he could afford a respectable set of mounted guns for this ship, for protection from pirates.  How do you keep it legal when traveling from port to port, country to country...hell, assuming it comes to the states, then...state to state?
 
2013-07-07 12:32:19 PM
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Looks like a cruise ship.

It looks like a small, uninspiring cruise ship. What a farking waste. What a staggering lack of imagination.

For $600 million, it should be a mammoth ekranoplane yacht that looks like a Star Destroyer rogered a trimaran. And it should have more open deck space, for crying out loud.

It's one thing to build something in order to boast that you have a lot of money. It's something far more impressive to build something to prove you have a lot of money and the brains to spend it well.
 
2013-07-07 12:33:48 PM

LikeALeafOnTheWind: whats something like that cost to run\maintain for a year?


I would imagine if you had a ship of that magnitude, you would also have a full time staff on salary.  I would guess somewhere around a million a year just for said salaries.
 
2013-07-07 12:33:51 PM

King Something: Nice boat.


they can even say "I'm on a nice boat"

/two boats, one torpedo?
 
2013-07-07 12:34:09 PM

DubyaHater: How many crimes must one commit and how many human rights must one violate in order to afford this boat?


Marge, I killed my pencil.
 
2013-07-07 12:34:10 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-07 12:35:30 PM
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 12:35:37 PM
It does see to be suffering from a tremendous lack of pools.
 
2013-07-07 12:36:08 PM
I can't even imagine how much brain damage I would have to suffer in order to think spending $600,000,000 on something like this would by anything but one of the worst ideas in the world.

Anybody who would even want to do that is a fundamentally bad person and no wrong could befall them that would be unjustifiable.

/ not that I wouldn't like $600,000,000 to spend on OTHER THINGS, mind you....
 
2013-07-07 12:36:19 PM

Endive Wombat: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?

Serious Question -

If one could afford a boat like this, and if he could afford a respectable set of mounted guns for this ship, for protection from pirates.  How do you keep it legal when traveling from port to port, country to country...hell, assuming it comes to the states, then...state to state?


You have a private militia to protect it.  Snipers keep the pirate away.
 
2013-07-07 12:36:57 PM

Endive Wombat: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?

Serious Question -

If one could afford a boat like this, and if he could afford a respectable set of mounted guns for this ship, for protection from pirates.  How do you keep it legal when traveling from port to port, country to country...hell, assuming it comes to the states, then...state to state?


You don't. That's the problem.
 
2013-07-07 12:37:30 PM

King Something: Nice boat.


Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2013-07-07 12:37:33 PM
I think the jealousy and claims of small penises says far more about the accusers than the accused.
 
2013-07-07 12:37:55 PM
For reference, at 31 knots you could easily water ski behind it.

You would have to be an oil barron just to refuel it.
 
2013-07-07 12:38:18 PM
Subby, when you're buying boats that big, you wouldn't be caught dead in a Porsche.  A Porsche is a poor man's expectation of a rich man's car.

Get a McLaren instead.
 
2013-07-07 12:39:41 PM
Skip the yacht, build twenty schools.
 
2013-07-07 12:41:36 PM
This thread reminds me of a "The Man Show" episode were they asked women on the street if the would trade 10 points more of intelligence for 10 lbs. more weight...it basically made fun of women for not taking the  pretend deal.

I kept thinking "offer men 1" off their penis for 10 points of intelligence" and most would turn down that deal as well.

I think this thread kinda reinforces that notion.
 
2013-07-07 12:42:24 PM
meh. I see no waterslide.
 
2013-07-07 12:42:31 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What's the armament for when the pirates board that shiat? A .22 and a long stick?


No, just a radio and multiple armed forces who are aware you are in the area and need security.

That thing looks like it'd roll rail to rail on a piss soaked blanket.
 
2013-07-07 12:44:04 PM

RandomAxe: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Looks like a cruise ship.

It looks like a small, uninspiring cruise ship. What a farking waste. What a staggering lack of imagination.

For $600 million, it should be a mammoth ekranoplane yacht that looks like a Star Destroyer rogered a trimaran. And it should have more open deck space, for crying out loud.

It's one thing to build something in order to boast that you have a lot of money. It's something far more impressive to build something to prove you have a lot of money and the brains to spend it well.


For $600 million it ought to be able to convert into a submarine, or fly through the air like the SHIELD helicarrier.

/It looks boring.
//James Bond would not set foot upon on such a dull craft.
///Something classic and cultured, or sleek and futuristic is more Bond's style.
 
2013-07-07 12:44:44 PM
Yachtspotters have now photographed Azzam, believed to have been ordered by a Middle-Eastern billionaire, being tested on the North Sea.

I for one and SHOCKED by that statement.
 
2013-07-07 12:45:19 PM

Smell the Glove: I have a normal sized penis, you can tell by the fact that I drive a Honda Element. I'd trade my normal dick for a tiny one if I get to have a $600 million yacht.


Honda Civic driver here.

(takes sip of martini, raises one eyebrow, looks around room) Ladies...
 
2013-07-07 12:45:33 PM
Meh. Boats don't really do anything for me, but I guess that's a nice one, as yachets go. Apparently I don't have enough scratch to understand what in the world I'd do with that thing if I had it.
 
2013-07-07 12:47:45 PM
My boat has the EXACT same top speed. Pretty cool coincidence.. My boat is 19 feet long, but I have a huge cawk!
 
2013-07-07 12:49:05 PM
I can't even imagine what the fuel burn alone is to get 31.5kts with 94,000hp.

Guess gas prices at the pump need to go up again.
 
2013-07-07 12:49:11 PM
Satanic_Hamster: Subby, when you're buying boats that big, you wouldn't be caught dead in a Porsche. A Porsche is a poor man's expectation of a rich man's car.

Get a McLaren instead.


Any production car is a poor man's expectation of a rich man's car. A truly rich man's car is bespoke. A McLaren is an impressive (if ugly) car, but it's much more impressive to have, say, a replica made of a Delahaye Saoutchik Roadster with very modern internals, perhaps adapted from one of the current Mercedes sportscars.

For that money, buying a car that only 500 people own is not as cool as buying a car that only one person owns. Even if your custom car isn't quite as fast as a McLaren or a Veyron, what are the odds you'll see one at a stoplight? And a custom car can be as nice as a Bentley. The McLaren was McLaren's dream. If you're rich, indulge your own dreams.
 
2013-07-07 12:51:52 PM
i wonder what shaver he uses

raredelights.com

for $100,000.  i wonder if it can shave his dick right off
 
2013-07-07 12:54:27 PM
OP is waaaaaaaay behind the times.  A porsche has not been a penis car for a long time, it is more like a Lambo now.
 
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