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(Daily Mail)   Heidi Klum to Twitter: "Ouch". Rest of Twitter: "Fap" (Mildly not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2013-07-07 09:06:43 AM  
<AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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2013-07-07 09:15:47 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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{Throws confetti.}

Thanks for years of helping all of us waste time and goof off!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-07 09:22:17 AM  
Two Dogs Farking

Are you going to post your ass in a bikini to celebrate? Don't worry. It's Sunday. The mods are probably asleep.
 
2013-07-07 09:38:12 AM  
Poor thing. I just happen to have some cream to rub on her.
 
2013-07-07 10:25:06 AM  
She looks like she blew a Seal
 
2013-07-07 11:22:45 AM  

ZAZ: Two Dogs Farking

Are you going to post your ass in a bikini to celebrate? Don't worry. It's Sunday. The mods are probably asleep.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-07-07 12:00:24 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>


www.bill613.com
 
2013-07-07 12:11:41 PM  
Meh, she used to have the ass of a 12-year-old boy, now she has the ass of a 90 year old man.
 
2013-07-07 12:12:08 PM  
The comments to that article are disappoint. Complaining that Heidi Klum is an exhibitionist is like complaining your wang has started pissing gold.
 
2013-07-07 12:13:36 PM  

Justice By Zig: The comments to that article are disappoint. Complaining that Heidi Klum is an exhibitionist is like complaining your wang has started pissing gold.


Well, to be fair, that would be pretty damn painful.
 
2013-07-07 12:14:22 PM  
Her chest is starting to sag ...:(
 
2013-07-07 12:20:48 PM  
Meh, she's old news.
 
2013-07-07 12:42:38 PM  
Cornrows are not a good look.
 
2013-07-07 12:45:06 PM  
She looks great for 60... oh 40?? .. boob sagging, etc... nah sorry, she never did anything for me, still doesn't, she just has that "vibe" about her.

There's plenty of much better looking 40+ year old women out there.
 
2013-07-07 12:47:49 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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12th all time, that's some fine submitting there Two!
 
2013-07-07 12:50:33 PM  
Sorry, just not an appealing/flattering picture of her.
 
2013-07-07 12:53:55 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: She looks like she blew a Seal


Just fix the damn thing and leave my sex life out of it.
 
2013-07-07 12:54:35 PM  
Alte frau ist alte frau.
 
2013-07-07 12:56:29 PM  
Sorry Heidi, there is only one woman allowed to rock cornrows.  And she held up in her later years than you ever did.

filmpopper.com
 
2013-07-07 12:58:34 PM  
lookatmei'manattentionwhore.jpg
 
2013-07-07 01:01:41 PM  
Used to have a fishnet bikini picture of her above my bed in high school. Hottest chick around back in the day.

/would still hit it
 
2013-07-07 01:07:22 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Congrats?  Now, go outside.
 
2013-07-07 01:15:13 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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3500 in 7 years? That's more than one a day on average.

/kicks dirt
 
2013-07-07 01:19:51 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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That's pretty sad actually.  Get a life.
 
2013-07-07 01:20:26 PM  

thecpt: Her chest is starting to sag ...:(


Her ass is starting to sag as well.
 
2013-07-07 01:22:07 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Who did you blow?

/I couldn't get a thread green-lit about the second coming happening even if it had pics
 
2013-07-07 01:35:52 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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That's pretty sad actually.  Get a life.


"Stop liking what I don't like!"
 
2013-07-07 01:41:41 PM  
Heidi Klum is attractive in a huge Teutonic dominatrix kind of way, if you're into that sort of thing.
 
2013-07-07 01:47:45 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Congrats TDF, thought your unemployment money would have run out by now
 
2013-07-07 01:48:56 PM  
Her insatiable need for attention is a huge turnoff.
www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-07-07 01:58:25 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Who did you blow?

/I couldn't get a thread green-lit about the second coming happening even if it had pics


Lowbrow humor, misrepresenting the headline, typos and low hanging fruit are the secret to greenlights.

/picked up another one today using one of those techniques
 
2013-07-07 02:04:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: TheMaskedArmadillo: Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Who did you blow?

/I couldn't get a thread green-lit about the second coming happening even if it had pics

Lowbrow humor, misrepresenting the headline, typos and low hanging fruit are the secret to greenlights.

/picked up another one today using one of those techniques


I've got one greenlight. That's enough for me. I've been there and done it. Now I just enjoy all the work other people put in.
 
2013-07-07 02:06:15 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com

I don't know why I keep trying to photoshop things.  I'm really not very good at it.
 
2013-07-07 02:19:37 PM  
The Daily Fail seems to be in love with the term "pert posterior."  Also a favorite--"toned pins."
 
2013-07-07 02:20:13 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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I'm envious.  I'm still looking for my first and thinking about giving it up.

Congrats!
 
2013-07-07 02:46:15 PM  
The tube top is not flattering. The green bikini looks much better.

/insert sharp knees comment here
 
2013-07-07 03:29:38 PM  
You have to have massive pert 80s boobs to pull off a strapless bikini.  She doesn't have that.  That, and as mentioned, she's a total AW in an annoying way anyway.
 
2013-07-07 04:06:03 PM  
dude.  her stomach reminds me of kang from TMNT.
 
2013-07-07 04:14:18 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: Her insatiable need for attention is a huge turnoff.
[www.usmagazine.com image 467x603]


Drew did it better:
blog.koldcast.tv
 
2013-07-07 04:27:35 PM  
Overexposed. She's reaching maximum attention whore capacity. Like Lady Gaga, she needs to go away for about 6 months.
 
2013-07-07 04:28:20 PM  
What's the deal with the tape holding her buttcrack closed?
 
2013-07-07 04:49:27 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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So you're the jerk spamming us all with  Daily Mail links. I'd hope you rot in hell, but I suspect you're already there.
 
2013-07-07 05:11:13 PM  
Let's just all remember the good times, eh?

NSFW
 
2013-07-07 05:11:39 PM  

serial_crusher: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 571x725]

I don't know why I keep trying to photoshop things.  I'm really not very good at it.


Great. I just laughed so hard I peed my pants you bastard.
 
2013-07-07 06:00:14 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Uh, get a life. Dude, seriously. Get a farking life.
 
2013-07-07 06:05:15 PM  
That does look painful.
 
2013-07-07 06:24:54 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Uh, get a life. Dude, seriously. Get a farking life.


This is his life. He gets paid every time you click his threads. Thank you, come again.
 
2013-07-07 07:03:11 PM  

RoosterCogburn: What's the deal with the tape holding her buttcrack closed?


Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.  I'm assuming it helps things look more "perky".
 
2013-07-07 07:17:49 PM  

timujin: RoosterCogburn: What's the deal with the tape holding her buttcrack closed?

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.  I'm assuming it helps things look more "perky".


Or it's the tag from her bikini bottoms.
 
2013-07-07 07:44:14 PM  

js34603: unfarkingbelievable: Two Dogs Farking: <AW>This is my 3500th greenlit headline</AW>

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Uh, get a life. Dude, seriously. Get a farking life.

This is his life. He gets paid every time you click his threads. Thank you, come again.


Where do you sign up to get paid? I have not been paid.
 
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