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2013-07-07 12:15:57 PM

Polyhazard: My parents let me wear two-piece swimsuits up until I started puberty. Before you start showing secondary sex characteristics, there's really nothing sexy about your body in a bikini.


Until??
 
2013-07-07 12:17:02 PM
Was at the lake today and there were tons of naked kids running around. Obviously The bushes were naturally full of men masturbating.
 
2013-07-07 12:19:37 PM

snocone: So, just how is the War on Boobs going?


They're still showing "Hillbilly Handfishin'" on AP, so it's taking longer than we thought.
 
2013-07-07 12:19:54 PM

snocone: So, just how is the War on Boobs going?


Boobs are winning .
Their ahead by a nose.
Mine.
 
2013-07-07 12:20:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Polyhazard: My parents let me wear two-piece swimsuits up until I started puberty. Before you start showing secondary sex characteristics, there's really nothing sexy about your body in a bikini.

Until??


Yes, as in, the minute my boobs could no longer be mistaken for mosquito bites through spandex, it was time to wear a one-piece and like it.
 
2013-07-07 12:21:35 PM

Teknowaffle: Was at the lake today and there were tons of naked kids running around. Obviously The bushes were naturally full of men masturbating.


what were u doing hangin out by the lake??

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2013-07-07 12:24:08 PM

invictus2: ciberido: The Shatner Incident: Looks like someone got turned on by the kid and projected their bullshiat on the kid. Shoulda kicked that creeper out and left the damn toddler alone.

No, no, the guy was totally in the right.  We all know that three-year-olds are dirty, dirty sluts.




Pull up your pants and, Put on a shirt you whore!!!!


So... Seen the latest version of the Coppertone ad?

She's wearing a one-piece, which the dog is having no effect on. If it's being played by a live actress, the dog doesn't get within five feet. I shiat you not.
 
2013-07-07 12:24:36 PM
Honestly, don't people have better things to do/

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 12:29:36 PM

jasenj1: The USA needs to be invaded by an army of nudists from Germany and eastern Europe.

Our prudishness is really out of hand.

Maybe we can make going topless & nude some kind of patriotic anti-terrorist movement.


If only. Seriously, though, I have to agree with you that we've used the "for the children" bit far too often to back what is, clearly, simple prudishness.
 
2013-07-07 12:31:51 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-07 12:38:04 PM
 . . <= (o)(o)
 
2013-07-07 12:40:47 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [fc00.deviantart.net image 850x602]


It's odd that ponies put on more clothes to go to the beach.
 
2013-07-07 12:41:58 PM

kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so


Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.
 
2013-07-07 12:45:59 PM

wellreadneck: kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so

Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.


WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY JEEBUS????

If my Jeebus tells me know bewbies, then guess what smart guy, know bewbies!
 
2013-07-07 12:53:56 PM

kendelrio: wellreadneck: kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so

Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY JEEBUS????

If my Jeebus tells me know bewbies, then guess what smart guy, know bewbies!


I'm not questioning "Your Jeebus". It's your apparent disdain for other "Jeebus"  followers that I'm pointing out.
 
2013-07-07 12:58:25 PM

wellreadneck: kendelrio: wellreadneck: kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so

Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY JEEBUS????

If my Jeebus tells me know bewbies, then guess what smart guy, know bewbies!

I'm not questioning "Your Jeebus". It's your apparent disdain for other "Jeebus"  followers that I'm pointing out.


Wow... I'm having fun with this (note the play on "know bewbies" as opposed to "no bewbies"?)

Lighten up

/Francis
 
2013-07-07 12:58:49 PM
It's odd that ponies put on more clothes to go to the beach.


Especially since ponies don't usually wear clothes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvHgaV5GFBM

I would've hyperlinked it to the text but Fark's "new" formatting sucks Drew ass.
 
2013-07-07 01:00:17 PM
kendelrio: wellreadneck: kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.
/Jeebus told me so

Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY JEEBUS????
If my Jeebus tells me know bewbies, then guess what smart guy, know bewbies!

I'm not questioning "Your Jeebus". It's your apparent disdain for other "Jeebus"  followers that I'm pointing out.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-07 01:04:11 PM
So... Seen the latest version of the Coppertone ad?

th06.deviantart.net
No.
But I'm okay with that for some reason.
 
2013-07-07 01:04:33 PM

Fiction Fan: kendelrio: wellreadneck: kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.
/Jeebus told me so

Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY JEEBUS????
If my Jeebus tells me know bewbies, then guess what smart guy, know bewbies!

I'm not questioning "Your Jeebus". It's your apparent disdain for other "Jeebus"  followers that I'm pointing out.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 363x391]


Good grief. Look at my screen name. What other tack would I take ?
 
2013-07-07 01:12:46 PM

Fiction Fan: I would've hyperlinked it to the text but Fark's "new" formatting sucks Drew ass.


Click the "Use HTML Buttons" link on the right-hand side of the add comment box to go back to old-school formatting, which I use myself. You can also change the default setting in your profile so it always shows up old-school for you.
 
2013-07-07 01:15:26 PM
I assume it's like those restaurants that card people who look under fifty. Rather than try to figure out where the line is they just roll everyone up into the same bundle.
 
2013-07-07 01:18:31 PM

jasenj1: The USA needs to be invaded by an army of nudists from Germany and eastern Europe.

Our prudishness is really out of hand.

Maybe we can make going topless & nude some kind of patriotic anti-terrorist movement.


Hell, this might be the ONE THING that Rush Limbaugh and the feminists can agree on- they both should have the right to show their bewbs in public.
 
2013-07-07 01:18:42 PM

wellreadneck: Fiction Fan: kendelrio: wellreadneck: kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.
/Jeebus told me so

Seems there's a large Orthodox Jewish school in the village.
Blaming this on "Jeebus" might be jumping the gun a bit.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY JEEBUS????
If my Jeebus tells me know bewbies, then guess what smart guy, know bewbies!

I'm not questioning "Your Jeebus". It's your apparent disdain for other "Jeebus"  followers that I'm pointing out.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 363x391]

Good grief. Look at my screen name. What other tack would I take ?


If I was just reverse double trolled, hats off to you my friend.
 
2013-07-07 01:45:59 PM
This infuriates me.  As a society, it's one step forward, two steps back.  Just when it seems that we are getting somewhat reasonable and open about sexuality, everything starts getting sexualized, and the reactionary prudery begins.  I swear, I was watching some America's Funniest Home Videos-type show years ago that involved a dog peeing.  They pixelated the dog's penis!  And don't even get me started on that stupid Bones show.  It's OK to show a decomposing corpse, but it that corpse is female, the nipples will have conveniently sloughed off already lest they arouse some ardor.  (AND the characters all suck.)
 
2013-07-07 01:50:06 PM

Dreamless: This infuriates me.  As a society, it's one step forward, two steps back.  Just when it seems that we are getting somewhat reasonable and open about sexuality, everything starts getting sexualized, and the reactionary prudery begins.  I swear, I was watching some America's Funniest Home Videos-type show years ago that involved a dog peeing.  They pixelated the dog's penis!  And don't even get me started on that stupid Bones show.  It's OK to show a decomposing corpse, but it that corpse is female, the nipples will have conveniently sloughed off already lest they arouse some ardor.  (AND the characters all suck.)


it comes with the territory. England sent the puritans here and the criminals to Australia.
 
2013-07-07 01:51:35 PM

Fiction Fan: It's odd that ponies put on more clothes to go to the beach.


Especially since ponies don't usually wear clothes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvHgaV5GFBM

I would've hyperlinked it to the text but Fark's "new" formatting sucks Drew ass.


off topic but if you click the use HTML link in the top right corner it will take you back to all the old style

Remember me http://www.fark.com/comments/7830484/Topless-at-local-pool-Thats-an-ej ectin-Even-if-you-are-3?startid=85219642#" id="toggleCommentButtonsLink">Use HTML Buttons
 
2013-07-07 01:58:41 PM

snocone: /consider making nudity a felony, need to replace all those pot convicts the way things are going


In some places it is. Although a quick perusal shows that a felony requires repeat offenses. And the indecent exposure laws usually mention "lewd" or "obscene" or some other clause that implies an overt intentional sexual display. So sunbathing naked may or may not be illegal depending on what kind of mood your local DA is in.
 
2013-07-07 02:01:16 PM
So what's to stop this woman from getting her toddler daughter a pair of draw-string swim trunks with some boy themed cartoon on them, say like Buzz Goodyear or something, and a ball cap with a sports logo on it?
Aren't all toddlers more or less shaped the same? Who's going to check? Certainly not me.

I'm not saying this is the right way to fix this problem, but it does show that maybe we're blowing this whole thing out of proportion.
 
2013-07-07 02:15:33 PM
I vacation at a European location where nudity is optional for all ages.

It's kinda cute seeing babies, older siblings, parents (and sometimes grandparents) on the beach, some naked some clothed, all indifferent.
 
2013-07-07 03:02:54 PM

Jon iz teh kewl:
but there IS something sexy about a topless 3 year old.  isn't there


Only if you love them. Otherwise it's tawdry and sick.
 
2013-07-07 03:03:47 PM

Jon iz teh kewl:
but there IS something sexy about a topless 3 year old.  isn't there


Only if you really love them. Otherwise it's tawdry and sick.
 
2013-07-07 03:07:38 PM

thamike: Dreamless: This infuriates me.  As a society, it's one step forward, two steps back.  Just when it seems that we are getting somewhat reasonable and open about sexuality, everything starts getting sexualized, and the reactionary prudery begins.  I swear, I was watching some America's Funniest Home Videos-type show years ago that involved a dog peeing.  They pixelated the dog's penis!  And don't even get me started on that stupid Bones show.  It's OK to show a decomposing corpse, but it that corpse is female, the nipples will have conveniently sloughed off already lest they arouse some ardor.  (AND the characters all suck.)

it comes with the territory. England sent the puritans here and the criminals to Australia.


And kept the ugly ones.
Fine by me.
Sitting by pool right now.
Just looking at +18's.
 
2013-07-07 03:23:08 PM
Like the article says, topless bathing is legal in NY for both men and women.

The little girls civil rights were violated. Enjoy the lawsuit, town of Mamaroneck.
 
2013-07-07 03:34:29 PM
Hey, they are just trying to protect the child from pedobears!  What is so wrong with thinking about the children?
 
2013-07-07 04:08:07 PM

Mock26: Hey, they are just trying to protect the child from pedobears!  What is so wrong with thinking about the children?


We've been trying to teach children how to escape from a Pedobear ffamily since the 1970's.

www.vintagegameworld.com
 
2013-07-07 04:18:05 PM
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2013-07-07 04:39:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 05:46:11 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: To be fair, this is her sister, who's only 8:


Okay, that was really stupid and I feel bad for laughing.
 
2013-07-07 06:54:18 PM
Well since she says her daughter of 3 (who is most likely in potty training stage) was only wearing a bikini bottom.. I have no doubts by reading the rules..It is because the bikini bottom was not a proper swimming attire. Meaning they did not want your kid to shiat in the pool. Get off it.
 
2013-07-07 11:25:43 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Well since she says her daughter of 3 (who is most likely in potty training stage) was only wearing a bikini bottom.. I have no doubts by reading the rules..It is because the bikini bottom was not a proper swimming attire. Meaning they did not want your kid to shiat in the pool. Get off it.


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2013-07-07 11:26:06 PM
Day 1: OMG, what do you mean my kid cant be topless at the pool, she is only three!

Day 2: OMG, some guy was looking at my kid when she was topless, she is only three!
 
2013-07-08 02:16:31 AM

Polyhazard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Polyhazard: My parents let me wear two-piece swimsuits up until I started puberty. Before you start showing secondary sex characteristics, there's really nothing sexy about your body in a bikini.

Until??

Yes, as in, the minute my boobs could no longer be mistaken for mosquito bites through spandex, it was time to wear a one-piece and like it.


Funny. My family was the opposite. I always had one pieces as a child and didn't get my first two piece until I had the goods to fill it (somewhere around middle school). I do remember the neighbor freaking out when 6-year-old me would rip my shirt off like the boys, but I don't think my parents ever forbid any clothes or lack thereof. I used to run around the house in my underpants shouting that I was Jungle Girl. Good times.
 
2013-07-08 02:05:24 PM

ennuie: Polyhazard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Polyhazard: My parents let me wear two-piece swimsuits up until I started puberty. Before you start showing secondary sex characteristics, there's really nothing sexy about your body in a bikini.

Until??

Yes, as in, the minute my boobs could no longer be mistaken for mosquito bites through spandex, it was time to wear a one-piece and like it.

Funny. My family was the opposite. I always had one pieces as a child and didn't get my first two piece until I had the goods to fill it (somewhere around middle school). I do remember the neighbor freaking out when 6-year-old me would rip my shirt off like the boys, but I don't think my parents ever forbid any clothes or lack thereof. I used to run around the house in my underpants shouting that I was Jungle Girl. Good times.


I still do that. And there's nothing creepy about a 37 year old man running around his house in his underpants shouting that he is a Jungle Girl.

Don't judge me.
 
2013-07-08 05:49:39 PM

Jon iz teh kewl:


Interesting how that artist used Big Mac instead of being true to the source material, in which case Apple Bloom would have been a closer match. Are there some lines that even Bronies won't cross?
 
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