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2013-07-07 07:35:52 AM
Perfectly reasonable. What if she suddenly grows boobs? Can't be too careful.
 
2013-07-07 08:22:41 AM
Why can't older girls go topless like toddlers do? Way too uptight at that pool.
 
2013-07-07 09:00:47 AM
too old.
 
2013-07-07 09:03:36 AM
Sooo...Projection and sexualization of a toddler?

Not sure where I am going with this post.

This is a stupid rule.
 
2013-07-07 09:17:26 AM
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2013-07-07 10:57:53 AM
 
2013-07-07 11:11:23 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-07 11:19:52 AM
Looks like someone got turned on by the kid and projected their bullshiat on the kid. Shoulda kicked that creeper out and left the damn toddler alone.
 
2013-07-07 11:22:16 AM
Link farked.
 
2013-07-07 11:22:25 AM

AirForceVet: Why can't older girls go topless like toddlers do? Way too uptight at that pool.


According to TFA, in New York state they can. Valid point. The pool employees evidently have no idea what the laws governing their very business entail.
 
2013-07-07 11:23:38 AM
Once I figured out Czech girls sunbathe topless at the public pools, I decided to stick around a while longer.
 
2013-07-07 11:23:40 AM

The Shatner Incident: Looks like someone got turned on by the kid and projected their bullshiat on the kid. Shoulda kicked that creeper out and left the damn toddler alone.


No, no, the guy was totally in the right.  We all know that three-year-olds are dirty, dirty sluts.
 
2013-07-07 11:29:05 AM
Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so
 
2013-07-07 11:31:58 AM
Anyone remember that photo of the woman with the giant boobs and the possibly shooped younger face?
 
2013-07-07 11:33:36 AM

ciberido: The Shatner Incident: Looks like someone got turned on by the kid and projected their bullshiat on the kid. Shoulda kicked that creeper out and left the damn toddler alone.

No, no, the guy was totally in the right.  We all know that three-year-olds are dirty, dirty sluts.



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Pull up your pants and, Put on a shirt you whore!!!!
 
2013-07-07 11:33:50 AM

Endive Wombat: Sooo...Projection and sexualization of a toddler?

Not sure where I am going with this post.

This is a stupid rule.


I'm sure the crisis began when some pool worker felt the three-year-old making him feel funny in his special place.

/Don't know if it was a "he" just playing the odds.
 
2013-07-07 11:33:58 AM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: AirForceVet: Why can't older girls go topless like toddlers do? Way too uptight at that pool.

According to TFA, in New York state they can. Valid point. The pool employees evidently have no idea what the laws governing their very business entail.


While there is no law against toplessness in NY state, the pool could still have a rule against it.  However, a municipal pool should have to answer to the local government.
 
2013-07-07 11:34:05 AM

kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so


Yeah, our fixation and fear of teh bewbies is a source of giggles for me. Our daily goal is to see one, but the moment we do society will collapse into anarchy. We're a country of repressed 14 year-olds.
 
2013-07-07 11:34:51 AM
That's what I said to my brother about his 1 y/o daughter.  We blew up her lil inflatable pool for her to splash around in, she was just in a diaper, and I said you better put something on that baby or you'll end up on some sex offender list.
 
2013-07-07 11:36:11 AM
Would she be just as okay with her daughter swimming topless in 10 years?
 
2013-07-07 11:40:18 AM
I think people are overly concerned with pedos. My neighbor called the cops when my own 3 year old was playing in her kiddie pool naked.
 
2013-07-07 11:42:56 AM

Smell the Glove: I think people are overly concerned with pedos. My neighbor called the cops when my own 3 year old was playing in her kiddie pool naked.


Don't fill it with jello next time.
 
2013-07-07 11:44:18 AM

Thudfark: Smell the Glove: I think people are overly concerned with pedos. My neighbor called the cops when my own 3 year old was playing in her kiddie pool naked.

Don't fill it with jello next time.


That's exactly what the cop said.
 
2013-07-07 11:45:03 AM

Smell the Glove: Thudfark: Smell the Glove: I think people are overly concerned with pedos. My neighbor called the cops when my own 3 year old was playing in her kiddie pool naked.

Don't fill it with jello next time.

That's exactly what the cop said.


Jello is for 13+
 
2013-07-07 11:46:09 AM
And yet, everywhere you look, there are fully grown dogs and cats walking around with their genitalia exposed! And horses and cows! Won't someone think of the children?
 
2013-07-07 11:47:15 AM
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2013-07-07 11:47:55 AM
I'm visiting the US from Europe- and took my 4 yr old to the local public pool--- topless (both of us- but I'm a dude). Other kids snickered- said she was wearing a 'boy's suit.' But otherwise no issues in small town middle Mureca.

I never imagined it could be an issue.
 
2013-07-07 11:48:41 AM
man, i better never take my kid to a public pool.  He sees water and there's no keeping clothes on him.
 
2013-07-07 11:49:52 AM

Repo Man: And yet, everywhere you look, there are fully grown dogs and cats walking around with their genitalia exposed! And horses and cows! Won't someone think of the children?


Donal DuckTM goes pant less!
 
2013-07-07 11:50:32 AM

meg12279: man, i better never take my kid to a public pool.  He sees water and there's no keeping clothes on him.


I have the same problem, (and he's 16)
 
2013-07-07 11:51:23 AM
Who says there's a problem with little girls going topless?
obscureinternet.com
 
2013-07-07 11:51:28 AM
I have a 3 year old daughter.  Her chest is the same as her 3 year old boy cousin's, minus the scars he has for his heart valve replacement.
 
2013-07-07 11:51:37 AM

filter: I'm visiting the US from Europe- and took my 4 yr old to the local public pool--- topless (both of us- but I'm a dude). Other kids snickered- said she was wearing a 'boy's suit.' But otherwise no issues in small town middle Mureca.

I never imagined it could be an issue.


I'd guess the smaller towns would care less, not that this is an epidemic, but there's maybe more common sense to be found about this sort of thing.
 
2013-07-07 11:51:48 AM
Modern "parenting" + modern obesity = odds are good that the girl may well have been wearing a thong, had a tramp stamp, been smoking a cigarette and had a B cup.
 
2013-07-07 11:52:22 AM
    
I have a 3 year old daughter.  Her chest is the same as her 3 year old boy cousin's, minus the scars he has for his heart valve replacement.


Maybe he shouldn't have been smoking and drinking all of those years.
 
2013-07-07 11:52:53 AM
Decision has little to do with the putative sexuality of the toddler, I suspect, and more to do with the potential liability of the pool's owner.

You can just hear it now - "those bastards allow little girls to swim topless, and that just entices perverts and sexual predators to show up here." The pool's owner gets sued by the parents because one of the kids gets photographed by some pervert, or molested by some kiddie-diddler, claiming that the pool's owner didn't do enough to ensure a safe environment or some such. Sure, odds are that the toddler's more likely to be hit by lightning, but it's far easier for the pool's owner to simply require proper swimming attire.
 
2013-07-07 11:53:46 AM

Spirit Hammer: meg12279: man, i better never take my kid to a public pool.  He sees water and there's no keeping clothes on him.

I have the same problem, (and he's 16)


knowing his father, this phase isn't ending anytime soon.
 
2013-07-07 11:54:08 AM

The Shatner Incident: Looks like someone got turned on by the kid and projected their bullshiat on the kid. Shoulda kicked that creeper out and left the damn toddler alone.


Wow, you went right there.
 
2013-07-07 11:55:19 AM
I'm pretty sure the folks going on about 'pedos' are protesting a bit too loudly...
 
2013-07-07 11:57:39 AM
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To be fair, this is her sister, who's only 8:



 
2013-07-07 12:04:23 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Modern "parenting" + modern obesity = odds are good that the girl may well have been wearing a thong, had a tramp stamp, been smoking a cigarette and had a B cup.


I'd laugh, but I just heard that the latest season of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will include a goddamned scratch-and-sniff card, so I'll just scream, silently, in my head.
 
2013-07-07 12:05:02 PM
The USA needs to be invaded by an army of nudists from Germany and eastern Europe.

Our prudishness is really out of hand.

Maybe we can make going topless & nude some kind of patriotic anti-terrorist movement.
 
2013-07-07 12:05:02 PM
what? i can only tell what sex a 3 year old is by the clothes they wear anyway. farkers all look the same.
 
2013-07-07 12:05:28 PM
Nanny state is keeping us safe. Without them life would be chaos....CHAOS.  Dogs sleeping with cats, etc.
 
2013-07-07 12:05:58 PM
I think that she should stage a protest by rounding up a whole bunch of women that are willing to go topless. Have them check in and then remove their tops once inside. The manager would be overwhelmed and their head would asplode.
 
2013-07-07 12:06:11 PM

TheGreatGazoo: minus the scars he has for his heart valve replacement.


Rule 34.

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2013-07-07 12:10:41 PM
My parents let me wear two-piece swimsuits up until I started puberty. Before you start showing secondary sex characteristics, there's really nothing sexy about your body in a bikini.
 
2013-07-07 12:12:07 PM

Polyhazard: My parents let me wear two-piece swimsuits up until I started puberty. Before you start showing secondary sex characteristics, there's really nothing sexy about your body in a bikini.


but there IS something sexy about a topless 3 year old.  isn't there
 
2013-07-07 12:12:54 PM
So, just how is the War on Boobs going?

/consider making nudity a felony, need to replace all those pot convicts the way things are going
 
2013-07-07 12:14:20 PM
Is this the proper respectful amount of time before we make it a  BOOBY THREAD?
 
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