jtown: What the fark is a "'Willard' witness"?
Valiente: Come for the ratatouille...
wambu: CSBA friend worked in an ER. One night a woman came in and complained "I gots a rat in my pajama".Initially perplexed, the friend finally figured out that "pajama" was how she pronounced "vagina" but still could not figure out what the "rat" was.On further questioning, the woman said that her husband told her that she must have a rat up inside her vagina because his penis kept getting bitten when he had sex with her.It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.
wambu: It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.
Curious: wambu: It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.i going for the needle being removed, not the vagina. how did the needle get there in the first place?
PsychoLaurie: This story is prudent to Richard Gere's interests...
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