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(NYPost)   Today's Fark-ready headline: American Airlines flight attendant accused of hiding rats in her underwear   (nypost.com) divider line 29
    More: Weird, American Airlines, Louann Giambattista, pet rat, brooklyn federal court, St. Martin, Customs Enforcement  
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2013-07-07 10:31:04 AM  
i239.photobucket.com

When it poked its nose out, would it look like an unnaturally large clit or a little cock?
 
2013-07-07 10:42:58 AM  
judging by what the mods are currently approving I would say any headline is fark ready
 
2013-07-07 10:43:06 AM  
She should seriously have that looked at.
 
2013-07-07 10:43:13 AM  
I dated that chick. Those aren't rats.
 
2013-07-07 10:44:10 AM  
was she giving her pussy something to play with?
 
2013-07-07 10:45:45 AM  
maybe she was looking to attract some large snake looking for something to eat.
 
2013-07-07 10:52:40 AM  
I mean, you don't have to go full Brazilian, ladies, but, if you don't at least trim that damned thing, this is what happens - you getting accused of smuggling rats in your underwear.
 
2013-07-07 10:56:10 AM  
rat in my underwear
ferret in my bra
don't you look under there
see what you saw
snake in my luggage
monkey in coach
dog in the pilot's lounge
salad for lunch
 
2013-07-07 11:01:55 AM  
"She's got a lot of different pets," lawyer Morelli said. "She had the rat - it died."

I heard he had plans to tell everything to prosecutors in order to get a reduced sentence.

If only they had a name for that.
 
2013-07-07 11:08:53 AM  
The airlines have the power to flag a person's passport?
 
2013-07-07 11:16:12 AM  
"She's got a lot of different pets," lawyer Morelli said. "She had the rat - it died."

So she could bring it now, I guess--I'm assuming that flight attendants get an extra carrion.
 
2013-07-07 11:23:50 AM  
What the fark is a "'Willard' witness"?
 
2013-07-07 11:35:10 AM  
Come for the ratatouille...
 
2013-07-07 11:40:17 AM  

jtown: What the fark is a "'Willard' witness"?


I'm not sure what type of witness it is, but I hear his name is Ben.
 
2013-07-07 11:43:52 AM  

Valiente: Come for the ratatouille...


Or at least a baba booey.
 
2013-07-07 11:52:33 AM  
How else is Stewart Little going to get on a plane?

i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 12:01:52 PM  
Giambattista, an admitted animal lover, said the co-worker assumed she was feeding her furry friends because she saw her "eating a dinner roll out of a cup."

Ah, well, there, you see, it's all...
 
2013-07-07 12:34:42 PM  
CSB

A friend worked in an ER. One night a woman came in and complained "I gots a rat in my pajama".

Initially perplexed, the friend finally figured out that "pajama" was how she pronounced "vagina" but still could not figure out what the "rat" was.

On further questioning, the woman said that her husband told her that she must have a rat up inside her vagina because his penis kept getting bitten when he had sex with her.

It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.
 
2013-07-07 12:37:52 PM  
Judging by her picture, I think I know how the rat died.
 
2013-07-07 02:44:04 PM  

wambu: CSB

A friend worked in an ER. One night a woman came in and complained "I gots a rat in my pajama".

Initially perplexed, the friend finally figured out that "pajama" was how she pronounced "vagina" but still could not figure out what the "rat" was.

On further questioning, the woman said that her husband told her that she must have a rat up inside her vagina because his penis kept getting bitten when he had sex with her.

It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.


I could have gone my whole life without knowing or thinking about this. Ever.

/csb
 
2013-07-07 03:20:52 PM  
This story is prudent to Richard Gere's interests...
 
2013-07-07 03:23:10 PM  
There's a rat in her coochie what am I gonna do?
 
2013-07-07 03:27:21 PM  

wambu: CSB

A friend worked in an ER. One night a woman came in and complained "I gots a rat in my pajama".

Initially perplexed, the friend finally figured out that "pajama" was how she pronounced "vagina" but still could not figure out what the "rat" was.

On further questioning, the woman said that her husband told her that she must have a rat up inside her vagina because his penis kept getting bitten when he had sex with her.

It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.


Dude.. No, just. No
 
2013-07-07 06:18:08 PM  

wambu: It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.


i going for the needle being removed, not the vagina. how did the needle get there in the first place?
 
2013-07-07 07:15:38 PM  

Curious: wambu: It turned out that a surgical needle was embedded in the wall of her vagina, which was removed.

i going for the needle being removed, not the vagina. how did the needle get there in the first place?


She had some kind surgery earlier, I assume. I never asked,
 
2013-07-07 08:23:52 PM  
A trouser rat
 
2013-07-07 11:24:13 PM  
So you're telling me that she wasn't selling the as an alternative to airline food?

Yeah, right.
 
2013-07-08 06:11:02 AM  

PsychoLaurie: This story is prudent to Richard Gere's interests...


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-08 10:30:24 AM  

Valiente: Come for the ratatouille...


sharetv.org

"He put Basil in the ratatouille?!"
 
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