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(KOIN Portland)   Is that a machete in your pants or are you just trying to steal my frozen pizzas, candy and pepperoni sticks?   (koin.com) divider line 18
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2013-07-07 09:40:34 AM
He's described as a white man in his early 20s, tall with a thin build, light-colored hair and a goatee.

In Portland, Oregon? That doesn't exactly narrow it down.
 
2013-07-07 09:42:20 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-07 09:42:58 AM
He gets the girls.
He knows the score
 
2013-07-07 09:54:27 AM
Totino's
 
2013-07-07 10:08:48 AM
He carried the machete inside his pants.

A Darwinism in the offing....
 
2013-07-07 10:12:15 AM
Wow this area is really going to hell. I live less than an mile up the road from there, and this is the same gas station that had a gang related shooting a few months ago (guy was getting his gas pumped when someone drove up and started shooting). And just the other week we had a house party that devolved into a roaming mob of people that was throwing rocks at the cops just up the street. We also had a illegal pot grow house burn down about a mile away this week, a big gang enforcement agency related arrest a street or two away, and at least two police chases in the last couple of weeks.

At least my little dead-end side street is nice any quiet - for now.
 
2013-07-07 10:32:46 AM
Wow, armed robbery and assault with deadly weapon for some frozen pizza.  You'll get better food in prison dude.
 
2013-07-07 10:36:01 AM
livin' in a hipster paradise
 
2013-07-07 10:36:10 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Wow, armed robbery and assault with deadly weapon for some frozen pizza.  You'll get better food in prison dude.


media.jrn.com
 
2013-07-07 10:41:33 AM
Uh, submittard, he was carrying a machete inside his pants.
 
2013-07-07 11:03:50 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-07 11:10:58 AM

spawn73: Uh, submittard, he was carrying a machete inside his pants.


right, and subby said "is that a machete in your pants."

/not subby
//i will forgive you for being an esl if denmark really is where you are from
 
2013-07-07 11:41:28 AM
I'm pleased.  Eleven posts.  Not bad.

/Is that my lunch pepperoni, Rick?
 
2013-07-07 11:58:41 AM
crazy good! off to tease the sasquatch.
 
2013-07-07 12:23:29 PM

DoughyGuy: Wow this area is really going to hell. I live less than an mile up the road from there, and this is the same gas station that had a gang related shooting a few months ago (guy was getting his gas pumped when someone drove up and started shooting). And just the other week we had a house party that devolved into a roaming mob of people that was throwing rocks at the cops just up the street. We also had a illegal pot grow house burn down about a mile away this week, a big gang enforcement agency related arrest a street or two away, and at least two police chases in the last couple of weeks.

At least my little dead-end side street is nice any quiet - for now.


You do realize you are talking about SE Portland, a place where it's not uncommon to see grown men and women riding BMX bikes.
 
2013-07-07 12:24:38 PM

KrispyKritter: crazy good! off to tease the sasquatch.


www.poptarts.com
 
2013-07-07 12:52:16 PM
And you want legalized pot, Fark?
 
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2013-07-07 01:27:54 PM

BeesNuts: I'm pleased.  Eleven posts.  Not bad.

/Is that my lunch pepperoni, Rick?


Sort of pleased, I was more hoping for a pic of Ray rather than Ricky, but that'll do just fine I guess.
 
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