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(News.com.au)   Woman charged with stealing the cremated remains of another woman's mother. What an ash hole   (news.com.au) divider line 17
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2013-07-07 05:36:35 AM
trialx.com
 
2013-07-07 05:59:28 AM
you people are so farking weird
 
2013-07-07 06:14:52 AM
I think "Ash 'ho" rings off the basement walls better, though.
 
2013-07-07 06:18:11 AM
Woman charged with stealing the cremated remains of another woman's mother. What an ash hole.

I think  you have to pay extra for that.
 
2013-07-07 06:20:49 AM
....okay, why?
 
2013-07-07 06:22:36 AM
I've been reading Fark for years and this is about the...oh...nine billionth time I've seen someone use the phrase ash hole in the headline.

Get a new term please. That one is old, used up and busted, just like this sentence.
 
2013-07-07 06:23:33 AM
Did she put it in the most moderately priced receptacle?
 
2013-07-07 06:29:29 AM

Gyrfalcon: ....okay, why?


My thoughts exactly, then I read the article and seems it was by accident (stole the bag they were in) as opposed to a targeted theft.

The story is a whole lot less interesting now.
 
2013-07-07 06:33:26 AM

Nidiot: Gyrfalcon: ....okay, why?

My thoughts exactly, then I read the article and seems it was by accident (stole the bag they were in) as opposed to a targeted theft.

The story is a whole lot less interesting now.


That's too bad. I was hoping for an answer involving some kind of voodoo curse or wanting to sprinkle them in some cesspool or something.
 
2013-07-07 07:21:08 AM
So what's the street value on human ashes, three maybe four cents, per kilo?
 
2013-07-07 07:29:53 AM

Bslim: So what's the street value on human ashes, three maybe four cents, per kilo?


depends are they from a gay man?  if so they are worth $300 an ounce

otherwise $15
 
2013-07-07 07:30:21 AM
She needed to hire one of these for her... backpack.

i594.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 08:22:30 AM
Woman charged with stealing the cremated remains cremains of another woman's mother. What an ash hole

/fixed
 
2013-07-07 09:18:02 AM
My friend's mother got lost in the mail. They found her eventually, but it was a stressful time.

When they talk about the Dead Parcel Branch, I did not think they meant it literally.
 
2013-07-07 09:24:22 AM
What an ash hole.

I read this part in Sean Connery's voice.
 
2013-07-07 09:29:04 AM
There's a big difference between cremated and freeze dried.
 
2013-07-07 10:10:33 AM
 
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