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(Daily Mail)   BEST Korea's leader Kim Jong-Il is reportedly Hennessy's BEST customer. BEST   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-07-07 12:00:56 AM
If I could afford hennesey I'd be their best customer.
 
2013-07-07 12:59:05 AM
WAS

/coincidence?
 
2013-07-07 01:11:42 AM
Wait, that dude is still alive?
 
2013-07-07 03:35:38 AM
It was common knowledge for years about Kim Jong-Il.  As for Zombie Kim Jong-Il I had no idea he had a taste for the stuff.
 
2013-07-07 08:01:48 AM
I drink up all the Hennnesey ya got on ya shelf

so just let me introduce myself

my name is kim jong humpty, pronounced with an umpty
 
2013-07-07 08:23:42 AM
Hennessy sucks.
 
2013-07-07 08:24:25 AM
"Famous teetotalers include former President George W Bush and Adolph Hitler"

Really? That's the last example they choose to give.
 
2013-07-07 08:24:49 AM

NewportBarGuy: Wait, that dude is still alive?


Didn't you know?  He's a living god.  He just retired from the whole running a country business to let the NEXT living god take his place.  But don't worry, he's DEFINITELY still alive.
 
2013-07-07 08:32:27 AM
Did the Mail fire all their copy editors, or did they quit in disgust?
 
2013-07-07 08:42:06 AM

timswar: "Famous teetotalers include former President George W Bush and Adolph Hitler"

Really? That's the last example they choose to give.


But they both loved amphetamines.
 
2013-07-07 08:43:29 AM
Kim Jong-Il spent £700,000 a year on HennessyWhat was his FARK handle?
 
2013-07-07 08:58:38 AM
FTFA: "Former U.S. presidents John F Kennedy and Bill Clinton both enjoyed a feminine cocktail with Kennedy sipping on a Daiquiri and Clinton a La Señorita, containing tequila, pineapple juice, lime juice and Tabasco sauce."

If I am ever POTUS I will "one up" them by only ordering drinks with little umbrellas.
 
2013-07-07 09:05:16 AM
oldnewsissoexciting.arj
 
2013-07-07 09:05:17 AM

timswar: "Famous teetotalers include former President George W Bush and Adolph Hitler"

Really? That's the last example they choose to give.


All the other world leaders aren't pussies.
 
2013-07-07 09:06:19 AM
BEST Korea just got taken down a notch. Now just BETTER Korea.
 
2013-07-07 09:08:31 AM
Isn't this common knowledge?  Old news is old...
 
2013-07-07 09:09:54 AM

retarded: Hennessy sucks.


It's not that bad. 1 part hennessy and 1 part hypnotiq is a really good cocktail.
 
2013-07-07 09:12:36 AM

Target Builder: Kim Jong-Il spent £700,000 a year on Hennessy What was his FARK handle?


"Skookums"
 
2013-07-07 09:31:23 AM
BULLSH*T!


Skyy vodka - Vodka Tonic with lime juice.   Congener free.

Gin works well too. not congener free, but very close.


bourbon/tequila/whisky/dark rum/brandy/cognac/red wine  all full of congeners and full of hangover vomits the next morning.
 
2013-07-07 09:33:30 AM
s3.amazonaws.com

I'd be her best customer.

/hot link
//objectifying comment I know
///slashies!!
 
2013-07-07 09:33:46 AM
no Vomit is worse than a bourbon or tequila vomit.   you will puke your soul out. you will puke like you've never puked properly before.

course, i'm lucky.  i learned that when i was a teenager.  haven't touched the sh*t since.  i can still smell/taste it today.
 
2013-07-07 09:36:30 AM
Tequila vomit is number one.  bourbon a close 2nd.
 
2013-07-07 10:30:12 AM

Linux_Yes: Tequila vomit is number one.  bourbon a close 2nd.


Jager vomit trumps them all.  With Margarita vomit coming in at a close second (due to the high acidity level, its burns more)
 
2013-07-07 10:37:08 AM

Endive Wombat: Linux_Yes: Tequila vomit is number one.  bourbon a close 2nd.

Jager vomit trumps them all.  With Margarita vomit coming in at a close second (due to the high acidity level, its burns more)


i didn't think about Jager.  i've never tossed that one.  Margaritas are made with Tequila so that one i completly understand.

the smell of Tequila gets my stomache churning.  its an acquired taste.
 
2013-07-07 10:42:36 AM

Endive Wombat: Linux_Yes: Tequila vomit is number one.  bourbon a close 2nd.

Jager vomit trumps them all.  With Margarita vomit coming in at a close second (due to the high acidity level, its burns more)



yea, Jager is stored in oak barrels for a year (increases congener levels - bad) and has alot of sugar (bad).  also, its dark colored.  dark colored booze tends to have higher congener levels than light colored. and it has 56 different spices/herbs/fruits. fruity liquors tend to have higher congener levels. ex: cognac/brandy are very high.

so yea, i can see why Yager could compete for the top spot for Maximum Vomit drink.
 
2013-07-07 11:04:50 AM
Can't stand tequilla.  Love Jager.

But I'm old now.  Try to stay with beer.
 
2013-07-07 11:10:42 AM

Linux_Yes: Endive Wombat: Linux_Yes: Tequila vomit is number one.  bourbon a close 2nd.

Jager vomit trumps them all.  With Margarita vomit coming in at a close second (due to the high acidity level, its burns more)


yea, Jager is stored in oak barrels for a year (increases congener levels - bad) and has alot of sugar (bad).  also, its dark colored.  dark colored booze tends to have higher congener levels than light colored. and it has 56 different spices/herbs/fruits. fruity liquors tend to have higher congener levels. ex: cognac/brandy are very high.

so yea, i can see why Yager could compete for the top spot for Maximum Vomit drink.


When I drink liquor I usually do it as a "beer and a shot" rather than just drinking the liquor alone. That way if you do puke. the liquor is diluted with the beer in your stomach, making the puke more tolerable.
 
2013-07-07 11:11:21 AM
When I was a bartender, I had a guy steal a bottle of Hennessy I had stupidly left on my side of the bar while turning my back to make the transaction. I'm not perfect, you know.

One night, still fuming over the original theft, I pissed in an empty Hennessy bottle and threw in some Worcestershire and bitters to resemble the amber color. Then I made bets with the cocktail waitresses as to how long it would take to be stolen. I won by using the $1 Price Is Right strategy...about 4 minutes. This was an all-night bar in the French Quarter so, duh, you should have known better than to bet against that.

The thief never came back, but the type of guy who steals cognac is the one who mixes it in cranberry juice and won't notice my piss until it's too late. And that, asshole, was my toast to you.
 
2013-07-07 11:25:13 AM

heavymetal: Linux_Yes: Endive Wombat: Linux_Yes: Tequila vomit is number one.  bourbon a close 2nd.

Jager vomit trumps them all.  With Margarita vomit coming in at a close second (due to the high acidity level, its burns more)


yea, Jager is stored in oak barrels for a year (increases congener levels - bad) and has alot of sugar (bad).  also, its dark colored.  dark colored booze tends to have higher congener levels than light colored. and it has 56 different spices/herbs/fruits. fruity liquors tend to have higher congener levels. ex: cognac/brandy are very high.

so yea, i can see why Yager could compete for the top spot for Maximum Vomit drink.

When I drink liquor I usually do it as a "beer and a shot" rather than just drinking the liquor alone. That way if you do puke. the liquor is diluted with the beer in your stomach, making the puke more tolerable.



i like to drink a few Vodka/gin tonics and then a beer or two in between.  but i never have more than 5 or 6 in any night so i won't have hangover/puke.  i haven't puked in many many years because of alcohol. i can only go 5 or 6 if i stretch it out over several hours. otherwise, its Vomit City/hangover.

feel fine the next day.
 
2013-07-07 11:37:02 AM

retarded: Hennessy sucks.


I have my moments.
 
2013-07-07 11:56:44 AM
I hate cognac. It's like trying to guzzle lighter fluid mixed with turpentine imo. It made the roof of my mouth look/feel like this:
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How it became something associated with snobs is a mystery.
 
2013-07-07 12:42:05 PM

dickfreckle: When I was a bartender, I had a guy steal a bottle of Hennessy I had stupidly left on my side of the bar while turning my back to make the transaction. I'm not perfect, you know.

One night, still fuming over the original theft, I pissed in an empty Hennessy bottle and threw in some Worcestershire and bitters to resemble the amber color. Then I made bets with the cocktail waitresses as to how long it would take to be stolen. I won by using the $1 Price Is Right strategy...about 4 minutes. This was an all-night bar in the French Quarter so, duh, you should have known better than to bet against that.

The thief never came back, but the type of guy who steals cognac is the one who mixes it in cranberry juice and won't notice my piss until it's too late. And that, asshole, was my toast to you.


I hired a bartender who pranked the owner of the bar he worked for and got fired from it.

He had a waiter ring in something like 15 shots of King Louis.  Instead of said cognac going in the snifters, he used iced tea.  So he loudly proclaims that he is going to take the drinks to the party that ordered them...loud enough so the manager could hear him.  He gets about 3 steps from the bar and "trips" and drops the tray and all 15 snifters.

Manager and owner freak the fark out because now hundreds of dollars of booze is gone.

They fired him on the spot.

I hired him because it was a farking awesome story.
He was a damn good bartender too.
No, he did not try pranking me or the other managers.
 
2013-07-07 12:54:00 PM
soulwornthin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-07 01:23:35 PM

TV's Vinnie: I hate cognac. It's like trying to guzzle lighter fluid mixed with turpentine imo. It made the roof of my mouth look/feel like this:
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How it became something associated with snobs is a mystery.


Because a really good cognac doesn't burn, and is rare enough that only wealthy people can afford one.

/Tried a $50 shot once, it was amazing
//Most cognac is only good for cooking
 
2013-07-07 01:26:09 PM

Target Builder: Kim Jong-Il spent £700,000 a year on HennessyWhat was his FARK handle?


Handle of Hennessy?
 
2013-07-07 01:28:03 PM

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2013-07-07 01:29:19 PM

Morchella: theknuckler_33: [soulwornthin.files.wordpress.com image 320x241]

From a GIS? Avast won't allow the graphic to load because it believes it comes from a malicious url.


So I post this and on the reload after that, the picture loads with no complaint.
 
2013-07-07 01:39:38 PM
SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.
 
2013-07-07 02:19:54 PM
So, a murderous despot gets to drink fine cognac while those of us who aren't murderous despots will rarely ever even a see a bottle of the stuff, let alone taste any?

And people still seem to believe that there is a God.
 
2013-07-07 02:34:01 PM

Alphakronik: SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.


Cognac is hangover city.  full of congeners and sugars and everything else they can find to feed yeast.  dirty ethanol.  if you get a hangover from it you'll toss yourself out of your own mouth.  you'll spray like a firehose.

it does taste good, but only in small amounts.  if you're smart, you'll drink a little cognac, and then spend the rest of the evening with vodka/gin/ drinks and/or white wine

if you get rip roaring drunk off cognac, prepare yourself to blow the lid off the commode and for 2 or 3 days of feeling like sh*t.

only rich idiots would fixate on cognac.  nobody said money makes you smart.
 
2013-07-07 02:37:54 PM

Linux_Yes: Alphakronik: SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.

Cognac is hangover city.  full of congeners and sugars and everything else they can find to feed yeast.  dirty ethanol.  if you get a hangover from it you'll toss yourself out of your own mouth.  you'll spray like a firehose.

it does taste good, but only in small amounts.  if you're smart, you'll drink a little cognac, and then spend the rest of the evening with vodka/gin/ drinks and/or white wine

if you get rip roaring drunk off cognac, prepare yourself to blow the lid off the commode and for 2 or 3 days of feeling like sh*t.

only rich idiots would fixate on cognac.  nobody said money makes you smart.


Pilsner beer would also be a good choice too.  watch the dark beers, they can have high levels of congeners. (even though they taste so damn good)
 
2013-07-07 02:50:22 PM

Target Builder: Kim Jong-Il spent £700,000 a year on Hennessy. What was his FARK handle?


I'm thinking we should make Churchill an honorary Farker.

...with Churchill setting himself up for a day of success by rounding off breakfast with a whiskey soda.

That's Farker material, right there.
 
2013-07-07 03:00:51 PM

Linux_Yes: Alphakronik: SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.

Cognac is hangover city.  full of congeners and sugars and everything else they can find to feed yeast.  dirty ethanol.  if you get a hangover from it you'll toss yourself out of your own mouth.  you'll spray like a firehose.

it does taste good, but only in small amounts.  if you're smart, you'll drink a little cognac, and then spend the rest of the evening with vodka/gin/ drinks and/or white wine

if you get rip roaring drunk off cognac, prepare yourself to blow the lid off the commode and for 2 or 3 days of feeling like sh*t.

only rich idiots would fixate on cognac.  nobody said money makes you smart.


Well, if people would drink Cognac as it was designed to be, (as a digestif), people wouldn't have those issues.  Same goes for Absinthe.
 
2013-07-07 03:21:35 PM

Alphakronik: Linux_Yes: Alphakronik: SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.

Cognac is hangover city.  full of congeners and sugars and everything else they can find to feed yeast.  dirty ethanol.  if you get a hangover from it you'll toss yourself out of your own mouth.  you'll spray like a firehose.

it does taste good, but only in small amounts.  if you're smart, you'll drink a little cognac, and then spend the rest of the evening with vodka/gin/ drinks and/or white wine

if you get rip roaring drunk off cognac, prepare yourself to blow the lid off the commode and for 2 or 3 days of feeling like sh*t.

only rich idiots would fixate on cognac.  nobody said money makes you smart.

Well, if people would drink Cognac as it was designed to be, (as a digestif), people wouldn't have those issues.  Same goes for Absinthe.


...unless you're one of the unlucky bastards who has a food sensitivity to the flavoring component of star anise, aka the flavoring in most cheap fake licorice (including "licorice" jelly beans).

There is an apparently non-negligible part of the population that has a sensitivity to safrole (much like that percentage of the population that perceives cilantro as tasting like soap), as in "liqueurs containing anise extract can pretty much be used as a substitute for syrup of ipecac to induce projectile vomiting).  Absinthe is (alas) off the list for me as it makes me ill, as does anise-based "licorice" candy.

And yes, it's pretty much the reason I get violently, bletcherously, cat-tossing, willing-to-make-a-human-sacrifice-to-Chundapetl-the-Aztec-Porcelain-Go d-to-make-the-inversions-of-my-gastrointestinal-tract-STOP horridly vomitous regarding Jagermeister.  Tried it.  Once.  Never.  Farking.  Again....I don't normally get puking sick in a night of drinking, and I have never been so godfarkingdamned horridly ILL before or after that EVER.  Have in general never had issues with being sick from drinking except when I've touched stuff with anise in it, and Jagermeister pretty much did break my ass (and my stomach, and my small intestine, and my spleen...) and make me very, very humble.
 
2013-07-07 03:24:01 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Alphakronik: Linux_Yes: Alphakronik: SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.

Cognac is hangover city.  full of congeners and sugars and everything else they can find to feed yeast.  dirty ethanol.  if you get a hangover from it you'll toss yourself out of your own mouth.  you'll spray like a firehose.

it does taste good, but only in small amounts.  if you're smart, you'll drink a little cognac, and then spend the rest of the evening with vodka/gin/ drinks and/or white wine

if you get rip roaring drunk off cognac, prepare yourself to blow the lid off the commode and for 2 or 3 days of feeling like sh*t.

only rich idiots would fixate on cognac.  nobody said money makes you smart.

Well, if people would drink Cognac as it was designed to be, (as a digestif), people wouldn't have those issues.  Same goes for Absinthe.

...unless you're one of the unlucky bastards who has a food sensitivity to the flavoring component of star anise, aka the flavoring in most cheap fake licorice (including "licorice" jelly beans).

There is an apparently non-negligible part of the population that has a sensitivity to safrole (much like that percentage of the population that perceives cilantro as tasting like soap), as in "liqueurs containing anise extract can pretty much be used as a substitute for syrup of ipecac to induce projectile vomiting).  Absinthe is (alas) off the list for me as it makes me ill, as does anise-based "licorice" candy.


Erm, let me correct that--anethole, not safrole (safrole is the flavouring in sassafras and in sassafras-based root beer, which hasn't really existed since the 60s when they found OMFG SAFROLE MIGHT CAUSE TUMORS IN RATS...which, like a surprising amount of rat cancers, tends to relate to things very specific to ratty metabolism that don't exist in us humans; male rats can actually get cancer from orange juice thanks to a rat-specific quirk of metabolism).
 
2013-07-07 07:01:19 PM

quatchi: Target Builder: Kim Jong-Il spent £700,000 a year on Hennessy. What was his FARK handle?

I'm thinking we should make Churchill an honorary Farker.

...with Churchill setting himself up for a day of success by rounding off breakfast with a whiskey soda.

That's Farker material, right there.


Churchill was a Gin Man.   very low congener, very high flavor.
 
2013-07-07 07:05:24 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Alphakronik: Linux_Yes: Alphakronik: SMH...


Cognac isn't whiskey/whisky.  It isn't made from grain.  Please don't refer to it as such.

Cognac is hangover city.  full of congeners and sugars and everything else they can find to feed yeast.  dirty ethanol.  if you get a hangover from it you'll toss yourself out of your own mouth.  you'll spray like a firehose.

it does taste good, but only in small amounts.  if you're smart, you'll drink a little cognac, and then spend the rest of the evening with vodka/gin/ drinks and/or white wine

if you get rip roaring drunk off cognac, prepare yourself to blow the lid off the commode and for 2 or 3 days of feeling like sh*t.

only rich idiots would fixate on cognac.  nobody said money makes you smart.

Well, if people would drink Cognac as it was designed to be, (as a digestif), people wouldn't have those issues.  Same goes for Absinthe.

...unless you're one of the unlucky bastards who has a food sensitivity to the flavoring component of star anise, aka the flavoring in most cheap fake licorice (including "licorice" jelly beans).

There is an apparently non-negligible part of the population that has a sensitivity to safrole (much like that percentage of the population that perceives cilantro as tasting like soap), as in "liqueurs containing anise extract can pretty much be used as a substitute for syrup of ipecac to induce projectile vomiting).  Absinthe is (alas) off the list for me as it makes me ill, as does anise-based "licorice" candy.

And yes, it's pretty much the reason I get violently, bletcherously, cat-tossing, willing-to-make-a-human-sacrifice-to-Chundapetl-the-Aztec-Porcelain-Go d-to-make-the-inversions-of-my-gastrointestinal-tract-STOP horridly vomitous regarding Jagermeister.  Tried it.  Once.  Never.  Farking.  Again....I don't normally get puking sick in a night of drinking, and I have never been so godfarkingdamned horridly ILL before or after that EVER.  Have in general never had issues with being sick from ...



the safest route is always good quality vodka.  everything from there is down hill. sure, you may get the flavor of cognac and brandy, and tequila, etc, but you'll pay for it at the commode.

SKYY vodka and tonic with lime is the the Way.
 
2013-07-07 07:07:45 PM

dickfreckle: When I was a bartender, I had a guy steal a bottle of Hennessy I had stupidly left on my side of the bar while turning my back to make the transaction. I'm not perfect, you know.

One night, still fuming over the original theft, I pissed in an empty Hennessy bottle and threw in some Worcestershire and bitters to resemble the amber color. Then I made bets with the cocktail waitresses as to how long it would take to be stolen. I won by using the $1 Price Is Right strategy...about 4 minutes. This was an all-night bar in the French Quarter so, duh, you should have known better than to bet against that.

The thief never came back, but the type of guy who steals cognac is the one who mixes it in cranberry juice and won't notice my piss until it's too late. And that, asshole, was my toast to you.



you had to do what was necessary.  we understand.  (:
 
2013-07-07 10:38:04 PM

retarded: Hennessy sucks.

 
2013-07-07 10:42:06 PM
I hear Kim Jong Il once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
 
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