Somacandra: Like the biatch has never had to fart.
NewportBarGuy: Somacandra: Like the biatch has never had to fart.Women are incapable of farting and they never poop.
Son_of_Jor-El: Why is Fark so far behind Reddit on these things? It was a non story thing 2 days ago there too.
Vertdang: Yeah, that's bad... butCSB: I was working nights at the time, and while I was asleep I heard this foghorn of a fart. I woke up to laugh at mrs vertdang (who of course, would NEVER ever fart) but it turns out it was still the middle of the day, and I was in bed all by myself.I farted myself awake./true story
NewportBarGuy: Women are incapable of farting and they never poop.
TAOCHOW: One night backed up naked butt to butt with my then wife I felt a giant rumble and I knew if I let it go there would be hell to pay, when I let it rip she jumped out of bed screaming thinking I shot her in the ass with a gun. It took her a couple minutes to realize she wasn't shot with nothing morethen gas, needless to say I was on the floor laughing.She is now my ex of course but that wasn't the only reason.
Vertdang: I farted myself awake.
Bucky Katt: It is a man's inalienable right to fart in his own home.
Coastalgrl: It's time to review your fiber intake....
mr_larry: Back when I was married and living in Denver (circa 1992), I got drunk with the wife and I hit the rack early as I was a stock broker and got up quite early. I am a heavy sleeper and hit the mattress by 10:00.The wife was trying to dial 411 to get the phone number of an old friend but dialed 911 by mistake so she hung up.911 called her back to see why the call was made and she insisted everything was okay, but they sent two patrol officers by the house. When they arrived they asked if they could do a walk-through to ensure everything was okay.I was face-up on top of the covers (summertime) when they hit the master bedroom.I slept through the entire incident.
KrispyKritter: stupid women love drama. stupid men love stupid women. stupid couples attract the police.
weirdneighbour: Womans poop is pelletized like a rabbits or deer, and they don't have to wipe.
FizixJunkee: weirdneighbour: Womans poop is pelletized like a rabbits or deer, and they don't have to wipe.Actually, mine is "pelletized" and I never need more than three squares of toilet paper per toilet episode. In 95% of incidents, not a single brown spot will be found on the toilet paper even after the first wipe. A roll of toilet paper could last me months.My husband, on the other hand... Let's just say everything that emerges from his gastrointestinal region---farts, shiats, et al.---is both smelly and abundant. The dude can go through a roll of toilet paper in less than a week.****H/i>
NewportBarGuy: Women are incapable of farting and they never poop
JonZoidberg: I've been married for 10 years, and only twice have I heard my wife fart, both happened when she was asleep.
Somacandra: JonZoidberg: I've been married for 10 years, and only twice have I heard my wife fart, both happened when she was asleep.No gastrointestinal distress or sickness, ever?FARTER, PLEASE
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