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(The Raw Story)   Pastor Hipster Guy Fieri urges destruction of computers after witnessing the effects of pornography firsthand, other hand   (rawstory.com) divider line 264
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2013-07-07 03:43:58 PM

Elmo Jones: doyner: I'm thinking...a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab. Excellent seafood.

LOLwut?


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2013-07-07 03:49:32 PM

Elmo Jones: doyner: I'm thinking...a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab. Excellent seafood.

LOLwut?


As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
 
2013-07-07 03:55:41 PM

FloydA: I want to be sure that you grasp the difference between being a very private person who is happiest when alone and a "miserable person who has no friends." I am not missing anything in life.


Definitely--hence the first ten words of my original post.

As I tried to emphasize, however, there can be purely practical situations where you need to lean on others. Leaning on others generally requires giving up something in return, even if it's just putting in facetime with them that might feel gratuitous to the satisfied loner.

The phrase from your earlier post "but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want" is why I wondered if you had that base covered, so to speak, because usually having it covered requires maintaining at least 1 or 2 friends.  It sounds like you DO have that covered by your well-maintained relationship with your friend/brother and his family, which is great.
 
2013-07-07 05:01:43 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries:


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Come on, he is in the closet, right?
 
2013-07-07 05:39:54 PM
Did anyone else read that as "First Fappist Church at the Mall" ?
 
2013-07-07 06:55:12 PM
no wonder churches are full of women these days.  the pastor is licking their asses like a shameless dog
 
2013-07-07 09:31:34 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?

Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)


Apparently Imgur is full of video game screen shots, pictures of Japanese pop stars, some cats/manga/cat manga, and dicks. Good to know.

/actually pretty cool - image randomizers are addicting.
 
2013-07-07 09:57:07 PM

mikebdoss: encyclopediaplushuman: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?

Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)

Apparently Imgur is full of video game screen shots, pictures of Japanese pop stars, some cats/manga/cat manga, and dicks. Good to know.

/actually pretty cool - image randomizers are addicting.


You should try doing a puu.sh search as well, it's more boring and there's so many screenshots, but you can find things very crazy. The annoying thing about puu.sh search is that it's manual. I have to change http://puu.sh/27aaa manually to 27aab or 30abc or whatever
 
2013-07-08 12:03:22 AM
Seriously? 80%? Wow, OK. My advice. First, update your Flash and Quicktime drivers. Second, make sure "SafeSearch" is off on Google. If you're still struggling, consider upgrading your bandwidth. If all else fails, ask a local teenager for tech support. Also, their favorite sites.
 
2013-07-08 12:18:53 AM
Destruction? Porn? "Gain a foothold into your childs' mind?" Destroy my computer?
What a farktard!

Mind you, he looks kinda gay - not that there's anything wrong with that ... but really??
 
2013-07-08 02:20:36 AM
Doyner FloydA

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2013-07-08 12:45:00 PM

syrynxx: Dear pastor, I am a lousy and infrequent cook, and my husband keeps eating at restaurants instead of at home. How do I stop him from eating elsewhere?


Isn't the argument usually: men watch porn whether or not they're happy with their sex lives and women are supposed to just accept it?

For the record, I'm totally fine with men watching porn. But I thought we all agreed it's not the woman's "fault".
 
2013-07-08 12:49:49 PM
Wait a sec: fundamentalist Christians should destroy their computers?

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2013-07-08 01:19:06 PM

Elmo Jones: Doyner FloydA

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
 
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