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2013-07-07 09:06:40 AM  
Damn it fark, now with image..

i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 09:15:27 AM  
Am I the only Farker who looked at the pastor's picture and thought he looked like a lesbian?

(I swear he looks just like a woman I used to know in DC who was very out.)
 
2013-07-07 09:15:36 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 433x650]

Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.

 
2013-07-07 09:22:25 AM  
And just like most anti this that or the other crusader types, I bet this "pastor" has much to hide. Like maybe an external hard drive full of gay porn.
 
2013-07-07 09:24:15 AM  

JenFromTheWood: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.



Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

How come?


I've been assured by farkettes that if you can't get a girlfriend it's entirely your fault, so I'm single because I must he a horrible person, even worse than the Boston bomber. After all, he's gotten hundreds of love letters, so he must be a great person.
 
2013-07-07 09:35:03 AM  
If anything porn is good for you. In fact, it's hard NOT to find porn on the internet. So go at it. Men and women. Married and single.
 
2013-07-07 09:35:32 AM  
He's got a point.
 
2013-07-07 09:35:58 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: JenFromTheWood: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.

Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

How come?

I've been assured by farkettes that if you can't get a girlfriend it's entirely your fault, so I'm single because I must he a horrible person, even worse than the Boston bomber. After all, he's gotten hundreds of love letters, so he must be a great person.


Anyone sending him love letters is crazy and you know the rule about crazy....
 
2013-07-07 09:37:21 AM  
A real pastor start a charity to help all those who went blind from porn by providing combination seeing eye dogs/St Bernard's with casks of lube around their necks.

This guy could help with the legal and logistics of where to stash the money offshore and where to get the best deals on blood diamonds.

www.islamophobiatoday.com
 
2013-07-07 09:41:10 AM  
There's a reason Guy Fieri calls it "donkey sauce".
 
2013-07-07 09:41:49 AM  
Alta Vista sent me here on my quest for "free porn".  Where is it?
 
2013-07-07 09:52:02 AM  

Fromageball: ReluctantPaladin: ... would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?


/Maybe the women he knows don't have a computer in their kitchens

Women don't watch porn...kinda like how we also don't poop.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-07-07 10:02:29 AM  

skinink: [imageshack.us image 650x488]


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 10:03:32 AM  
He said that porn is a "weapon" that threatens "husbands, dads, fiancées and even church leaders."

IOW, he likes to watch porn on his computer. More than likely, hot, sweaty, man-on-man hairy-balls pron.

/nttawwt
 
2013-07-07 10:16:27 AM  

Endive Wombat: About 3-4 years ago, my in-laws got my wife's grandmother a computer and paid for her high speed internet.  This way my MIL could Skype with her mother, they could email, share Facebook postings, etc.

My MIL crazy, religious nut brother was not too happy about this.  I am summarizing here, but he basically called the computer evil, because there were "ungodly" and blasphemous things on the internet - obviously porn, but things that were anti-christian, sites that glorified materialism, on and on, and on...oh, the computer had games on it that "distracted mother from her relationship with Jesus" (Solitaire, Free Cell, Flight Simulator, Tetris...not violent games mind you).

This is a grown man here, with a wife and two small children.  Granny lived about 1/4 mile from him.  They live in Wardensville, WV (Rural, mountain community with like 300 people in town)...maybe 1000 people in and around the city all together.  So, small, boring place to live.  Granny's husband of 50+ years had just died.  So you've got a 70-something woman, living in the sticks, with no one to talk to or take care of...keep that in mind...

So Jesus Freak after about a year or so simply had enough of mother having access to the outside world, and disabled her computer.  He uninstalled Skype, and every other game that he could, he deleted granny's Facebook, he canceled her high speed internet, then threw away the computer.

Needless to say, my in-laws were royally pissed off about this.  So they up and moved her to an apartment complex for seniors, and got her an iPad and high speed internet.

So, yeah.  Not sure what the point of my story here is, other than some religious folks are farking crazy.

Oh, no...my MIL does not really speak with her brother.  As I understand it, he did this like 15-20 years ago too when mom and dad got satellite TV.


WV; dr.
 
2013-07-07 10:16:55 AM  
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. (Matthew 5:29-30)

Not sure if Jesus was referring to spanking it to "Backdoor Sluts 9" here, but it's a possible interpretation.
 
2013-07-07 10:21:41 AM  

silvervial: alice_600: silvervial: alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

Yup, you and I are fine. What we women's get up to on the intrawebs isn't a big deal. Pron only destroys *men's* lives, you see.

/thinks she saw that porn clip

You should see the male milking farm.

Off to teh googles!!!!


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 10:24:58 AM  

Mouser: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. (Matthew 5:29-30)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RekCBUDXNjw
 
2013-07-07 10:28:49 AM  

uber humper: That's pretty funny, subby.

Drew, we need a funny button for headlines.


Thanks, oh and the TFers have this handy little vote button. It's half-worthless but it makes you feel like you've shown your appreciation to something.

/subby
 
2013-07-07 10:48:25 AM  
i could never live with conflicting thoughts. i would quit porn or quit being Christian, maybe find a more reasonable church. not just fight myself and start trashing the home office.
 
2013-07-07 11:04:23 AM  

TwistedFark: I need to stop fapping it to ultra dirty porn all the time. It's making it very hard for me to get sexually aroused around women who aren't into cum baths, anal fisting or don't have tits the size of zeppelins.

I've had sex with 5 different women in the last two weeks and I've actually been having trouble getting it hard enough to have sex with them unless I visualize extremely demented or degrading stuff happening to women. One girl even went so far as to go right down on me and give my balls a tongue bath and I still had a hard time popping a wood.

Now, I know it's not just garden variety impotence or whisky dick because I can easily get it up within 2 minutes of browsing the internet. I think what's happened is that I've basically desensitized myself to sex unless it's "extreme". I'm actually experimenting right now seeing if I can avoid all porn for a month or two while just railing chicks normally. It'll suck for me because the most I can probably organize is something like 3-4 times a week if I am putting on the full game (I am juggling like 8 girls at one time) and I really normally masturbate like 2 or 3 times a day. I don't know how I'm going to do it but I feel very strongly that I need to just have straight sex for a while in order to reclaim control of my erections. Either that or I wimp out and just get a Viagra prescription...


You're a twisted fark.
 
2013-07-07 11:08:07 AM  
Don't forget the tranny amputee gay midget scat porn.
 
2013-07-07 11:56:02 AM  

nburghmatt: i could never live with conflicting thoughts. i would quit porn or quit being Christian, maybe find a more reasonable church. not just fight myself and start trashing the home office.


PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THAT MEAN?
 
2013-07-07 11:59:03 AM  
So, how long 'till this guy gets busted for kiddie porn?
 
2013-07-07 12:09:15 PM  

sharphead: Yeah but if they're spending all this money on porn, they can't afford to buy his two anti-porn books!


People still actually pay for porn?
 
2013-07-07 12:20:37 PM  

eas81: silvervial: alice_600: silvervial: alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

Yup, you and I are fine. What we women's get up to on the intrawebs isn't a big deal. Pron only destroys *men's* lives, you see.

/thinks she saw that porn clip

You should see the male milking farm.

Off to teh googles!!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 400x397]


For what it's worth, you're better off searching for porn on Bing.com as the results are better than what Google gives you. This is according to what a friend told me.
 
2013-07-07 12:56:53 PM  

silvervial: Lady Indica: Benevolent Misanthrope: maniacbastard: I think that guy watches too much porn.

5 gets you 10, that guy is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

No bet. Especially after looking at his picture. I'd wager at the very least he's into forced cocksucking.

Yeesh! Who isn't?


Altar boys?
 
2013-07-07 01:02:52 PM  
He's begun taking names on his website of men who pledge to destroy their porn stashes - and even their computers - to avoid the temptation.

i105.photobucket.com
What destroying a porn stash might look like.
 
2013-07-07 01:19:07 PM  

encyclopediaplushuman: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?

Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)


This one allows you to set how many images you want and the size. I find if I set it over 1000 FF crashes.

NSFW

http://random-images-from-imgur.free-forum-or-site.com/
 
2013-07-07 01:19:08 PM  

zerkalo: 2,000 years of Christianity in order to find one's ministry at the mall.


Could be worse. This Wal-mart is now this church, because they built a super Wal-mart behind it.

www.ci.greenfield.wi.us
 
2013-07-07 01:22:20 PM  

Bucky Katt: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.

Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

That is so sad.


I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single.  I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility.  Nobody else has access to my bank account.  I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else.  My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.

To each his/her own.
 
2013-07-07 01:33:24 PM  

skinink: [imageshack.us image 650x488]


I lol'd.
 
2013-07-07 01:38:20 PM  

cuzsis: Is this the thread where everyone says that if you don't watch porn you're some kind of inhuman freak?

 Oh, well good. It's nice to know everyone's so tolerant and understanding about different behaviors.

/trying to force everyone to like the exact same things you like makes you a douche.
//like the pastor
///and many posters in this thread.


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-07-07 01:40:27 PM  

FloydA: Bucky Katt: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.

Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

That is so sad.

I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single.  I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility.  Nobody else has access to my bank account.  I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else.  My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.

To each his/her own.




That may be true for you, and if it is, I envy you. While I realize there are worse things than being single, I love women, and I'd love to have a family. For me, trying to pretend otherwise would be like Aesop's The Fox and the Grapes. When I had a friend who lived nearby, I loved being "Uncle Repo Man" to his kids. His girls would hear my car coming up the street, and run out of the house and give me hugs. They were always happy to see me. No matter how crappy my day had been, a visit with them would make me feel much better. They really are like adopted family. Then they moved a couple of states away.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-07 02:01:31 PM  
Repo Man:

That may be true for you, and if it is, I envy you. While I realize there are worse things than being single, I love women, and I'd love to have a family. For me, trying to pretend otherwise would be like Aesop's The Fox and the Grapes. When I had a friend who lived nearby, I loved being "Uncle Repo Man" to his kids. His girls would hear my car coming up the street, and run out of the house and give me hugs. They were always happy to see me. No matter how crappy my day had been, a visit with them would make me feel much better. They really are like adopted family. Then they moved a couple of states away.

[i39.tinypic.com image 850x283]



So go get yourself a relationship.  You're right at the age where a lot of people get divorced, so there are sure to be millions of divorcees looking for Mr. Right, or even Mr. Close Enough.  Don't be embarrassed to hit the online dating sites either; they actually work.  It might be too late to have kids of your own (if whoever you find is your age), but she might already have kids from a previous marriage, if you really want a family.

All I'm saying is feeling sad about what you don't have ain't gonna make your life easier.  Figure out what you love doing, more than anything else, the one thing that you like the most, and do that a lot.  You'll soon find yourself happy, doing what you love doing, and that's the biggest damned aphrodisiac in the world.  Do you like hiking?  Skiing?  Reading?  Cooking?  Whatever you enjoy, do a lot of it (unless it's shooting heroin into your eyeballs or something like that) and make contact with others who enjoy the same things.  Put that hobby in your online dating profile.  It doesn't matter how strange others might think your hobby is; to someone out there, it's the coolest thing in the world.  Find that person and you're golden.

Good luck.
 
2013-07-07 02:10:14 PM  

FloydA: I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single.  I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility.  Nobody else has access to my bank account.  I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else.  My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.


THIS.
 
2013-07-07 02:14:38 PM  

Mouser: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. (Matthew 5:29-30)

Not sure if Jesus was referring to spanking it to "Backdoor Sluts 9" here, but it's a possible interpretation.


Sure, but if you're going to take the Bible literally why not castrate yourself? It's not like there isn't precedent for such an action; Origen did it, basing his decision on precisely that passage of the Sermon on the Mount, and he's considered one of the Church Fathers.
 
2013-07-07 02:17:12 PM  

quatchi: FloydA: I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single.  I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility.  Nobody else has access to my bank account.  I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else.  My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.

THIS.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 02:27:20 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 02:42:19 PM  

CaptSS: encyclopediaplushuman: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?

Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)

This one allows you to set how many images you want and the size. I find if I set it over 1000 FF crashes.

NSFW

http://random-images-from-imgur.free-forum-or-site.com/


Just what I need.  Another internet time waster!

THANKS!

but not really
 
2013-07-07 02:42:48 PM  

FloydA: Bucky Katt: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.

Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

That is so sad.

I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single.  I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility.  Nobody else has access to my bank account.  I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else.  My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.

To each his/her own.


Same here.  I like the concept of having a girlfriend, and I try it again from time to time, but in practice, it's just not my thing.  I like hanging out with my female friends, and I definitely like sex, but relationships are like turning your hobby into a profession:  Nice idea, but it means turning something you do when you want to into an obligation, something you MUST do even when you'd rather do something else.  One of the great parts about hanging out with male and female friends is that you can go out to the bar with them when you want, but if you'd rather just go home and read Fark/play videogames/watch some TV/whatever, you can do that instead.  I like getting to spend time alone.  I consider the extra money it takes to not live with a roommate to be a wonderful investment.  Why would I sign on for what amounts to a roommate with additional effort involved?
 
2013-07-07 02:51:26 PM  

CaptSS: encyclopediaplushuman: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?

Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)

This one allows you to set how many images you want and the size. I find if I set it over 1000 FF crashes.

NSFW

http://random-images-from-imgur.free-forum-or-site.com/


that's awesome
 
2013-07-07 02:54:01 PM  

FloydA: I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single. I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility. Nobody else has access to my bank account. I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else. My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.

To each his/her own.


---

I understand that sentiment completely from a mindset/preference standpoint, but...what about certain practical situations where you may need someone else's help?  Like having to be hospitalized for a few days?  I feel like you would need the assistance of a partner, or at least a very good friend, which requires forging a solid relationship ahead of time, which always requires some two-way sacrifice.  Even if you aren't crazy about the personal interaction, it may be something everyone needs to do in order to take care of themselves.

Hopefully at the very least you have some same-generation family members who would be willing to help you (and vice versa). This kind of stuff probably becomes even more of an issue with age.
 
2013-07-07 02:54:10 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: nburghmatt: i could never live with conflicting thoughts. i would quit porn or quit being Christian, maybe find a more reasonable church. not just fight myself and start trashing the home office.

PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THAT MEAN?


It means you can't print out porn until you load more paper.
 
2013-07-07 03:14:06 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Jon iz teh kewl: nburghmatt: i could never live with conflicting thoughts. i would quit porn or quit being Christian, maybe find a more reasonable church. not just fight myself and start trashing the home office.

PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THAT MEAN?

It means you can't print out porn until you load more paper.


when i was 14 i printed out a nude girl in black and white on my dot matrix printer and fapped to it peacefully in the bathroom.  most embarrassing moment of my life
 
2013-07-07 03:14:27 PM  
He looks sexually frustrated.
 
2013-07-07 03:16:06 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: FloydA: I can't speak for him, but I am very happy to be single. I can sleep in on weekends, get drunk in the middle of the day (or for that matter, first thing in the morning) if I want to, skip shaving for a few days, wear whatever I want, fart without apologizing, and I always know exactly how much of the electric, water, and phone bills are my responsibility. Nobody else has access to my bank account. I can sit and read or goof off on Fark all day and nobody tells me I should be doing something else. My life is my own, and that's pretty great.

I understand that many people need others in order to feel happy, and that's fine for them, but I consider Fark to be all the social life I need or want.

To each his/her own.

---

I understand that sentiment completely from a mindset/preference standpoint, but...what about certain practical situations where you may need someone else's help?  Like having to be hospitalized for a few days?  I feel like you would need the assistance of a partner, or at least a very good friend, which requires forging a solid relationship ahead of time, which always requires some two-way sacrifice.  Even if you aren't crazy about the personal interaction, it may be something everyone needs to do in order to take care of themselves.

Hopefully at the very least you have some same-generation family members who would be willing to help you (and vice versa). This kind of stuff probably becomes even more of an issue with age.



I bought a house and split it into two flats and gave the downstairs flat to my fictive brother and his kids.  He drove me to and from the hospital last time I needed surgery.  Don't mistake my love of privacy for a life of complete solitude.

I want to be sure that you grasp the difference between being a very private person who is happiest when alone and a "miserable person who has no friends."  I am not missing anything in life.  Sociable people always seem to think I must be sad and depressed because I spend a lot of time by myself.  I'm not.  I only get sad and depressed when I'm stuck in a crowd.  The things that make sociable people happy make me extremely uncomfortable.  I am not longing for company; I actually wish people would stop trying to get me to socialize - I really don't like it.  I understand that it's fun for you, but it is not fun for me.  I teach for a living, and talking to students is my job.  I'm happy to do it, and I really do love my job, but it's what I do for money.  I'm not about to socialize on my own time.  You want me to go someplace and talk to a bunch of strangers?  Fine, pay me.  (That's a joke.)
 
2013-07-07 03:18:31 PM  

supayoda: He looks sexually frustrated.


I sure hope so.  The alternative is that he's sexually active, and that is just too horrifying to contemplate.
 
2013-07-07 03:18:39 PM  

doyner: I'm thinking...a guy with your kind of mind...should have the land crab. Excellent seafood.


LOLwut?
 
2013-07-07 03:29:52 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: PC LOAD LETTER: Jon iz teh kewl: nburghmatt: i could never live with conflicting thoughts. i would quit porn or quit being Christian, maybe find a more reasonable church. not just fight myself and start trashing the home office.

PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THAT MEAN?

It means you can't print out porn until you load more paper.

when i was 14 i printed out a nude girl in black and white on my dot matrix printer and fapped to it peacefully in the bathroom.  most embarrassing moment of my life


I used to call up those Penthouse phone sex recordings and fap to those when no one was home. There were several great catalogues around the house as well. This is what we had to deal with. Now kids get it handed to them on a silver platter. Bastards.
 
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