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2013-07-07 01:26:13 AM

Ed Grubermann: TV's Vinnie: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 272x345]

Not catching the sarcasm in that picture, are you?


Yes, I am. What's funny is that Mall Preacher isn't being sarcastic.
 
2013-07-07 01:26:20 AM

themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.


Maybe we should just stop judging men for fapping. We're visually stimulated, sexual pleasure is distinct from love or attachment, and our instincts tell us to mate with every female in the herd. So our options (even with an SO) are 1) fap to porn or 2) actually try to mate with every female in the herd, which is even more socially unacceptable.

I'm not gay, but I have this in common with gay men: feeling bad for who I am got old and busted a long time ago, so I quit doing it. I don't volunteer to my wife that I use porn, but she knows, and if she asks I'll tell her the truth. <popeye>I yam what I yam.</popeye>
 
2013-07-07 01:28:04 AM

alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?


Pretty much, if makes a man hard it's porn and therefore bad and if it makes a woman wet it's erotica and therefore perfectly acceptable.

*blink*
 
2013-07-07 01:28:49 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: I'm not gay, but I have this in common with gay men: feeling bad for who I am got old and busted a long time ago, so I quit doing it. I don't volunteer to my wife that I use porn, but she knows, and if she asks I'll tell her the truth. <popeye>I yam what I yam.</popeye>


If a wife asks her husband if he looks at porn and he says no, then biatch you know he be lying.

And if he's telling the truth then you best GTFO of there fast cuz that guy is an inhuman freak that's gonna explode in a murderous rampage from lack of porn. See Middle East.
 
2013-07-07 01:29:22 AM
Oh yeah.
All right.

Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox
Somebody's cold one is givin' me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes

Oh yeah
Alright
Feels good
Inside

Flip on the tele'
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker

I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day (hey)
So be cool

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker

Dear Daddy,
I write you in spite of years of silence.
You've cleaned up, found Jesus,
things are good or so I hear.
This bottle of Steven's
awakens ancient feelings.
Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker
 
2013-07-07 01:30:28 AM
This is satire, right?
 
2013-07-07 01:33:16 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?

Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)


The concept of IR is rather intriguing. Some may crank it up as a time-waster, eye-candy, jazzy screen-slaver, whatever, but the intellectual drifting through pretty much unrelated realities triggers appealing stimuli.

I didn't know of it, probably won't log on again, but found it a cute experience.

Except that there's an awful lot of dumb video game stills. I guess it reflects who's watching IR.
 
2013-07-07 01:33:57 AM

TV's Vinnie: Ed Grubermann: TV's Vinnie: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 272x345]

Not catching the sarcasm in that picture, are you?

Yes, I am. What's funny is that Mall Preacher isn't being sarcastic.


Well, then, never mind. I see way too many people posting that image and not understanding it.
 
2013-07-07 01:34:14 AM
You may even need to destroy your present computer.

This makes no sense. Why, because the next computer won't be able to access porn? Or should I just live without a computer? I'm a software developer, so that's a non-starter for me, but maybe I should destroy my car so I don't drive to the fark shop or something. Maybe I should close all my bank accounts so I can't buy porn. I don't...how does...what the...

...fark this guy, huh?
 
2013-07-07 01:36:39 AM

jaytkay: skinink: [imageshack.us image 650x488]

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pool.theinfosphere.org


jaytkay: ReluctantPaladin: would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?

The porn he is watching doesn't affect women.


I thought the latest research showed women were turned on by gay porn?
 
2013-07-07 01:41:05 AM
I have the strangest tingle in my hard drive after reading all this.

pardon me...I must fap now.
 
2013-07-07 01:41:09 AM
I finally figured it out.

edge1.pokerlistings.com
 
2013-07-07 01:43:38 AM

jaytkay: silvervial: jaytkay: ReluctantPaladin: would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?

The porn he is watching doesn't affect women.

Ah, so it's my kind of porn.

Yes, if I know what you mean.
[www.lastingimpressionsonline.co.uk image 150x111]


You got it!  Just watched a hysterical "behind the scenes" from a bear/twink porn and the twink was quite a character, really funny. He should do stand up (instead of lie down, on all fours, on his side, upside down, etc.) Anyone who can be that funny while upside down with a dildo up his ass is a natural.
 
2013-07-07 01:43:54 AM
The guy looks queer himself. Wasn't he on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

Anyhow, fark him.
 
2013-07-07 01:43:55 AM
I'm not watching porn right now. I don't even want to watch porn right now. I am quite busy with income-producing activity and I am not even thinking about porn.
Well, now that I type that, I guess I kind of am, but in an indirect way.

The point is, not addicted. Go MYOB, preacher-perv.
 
2013-07-07 01:45:41 AM

Barfmaker: You may even need to destroy your present computer. I realize that can be an expensive move, but it may be necessary if you are serious about living porn-free.

Does he have no idea why I even bothered to buy a computer in the first place? What does he think I do with this thing, maths?


I've been told that porn is what the Internet is for.
 
2013-07-07 01:46:26 AM
Guy F. lost some weight! Boy he looks good!
 
2013-07-07 01:46:49 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 01:47:03 AM
" pornography's devastating effects on a man, his marriage, his home, his job and his leadership within the church."

What the hell kind of farked-up porn has this guy been watching?  Double reverse cowgirl midget tranny ATM?

Also, isn't providing leadership within the church kinda that pastor's job?  Everyone who said this guy is projecting his own inner shame onto the congregation is probably onto something.

Partaking of porn semi-regularly (or even daily) does not constitute an addiction.  People go to work every day, but we don't say they're addicted to work - and they can't quit anytime they want, 'cause bills and kids and retirement.
 
2013-07-07 01:48:56 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 01:49:27 AM

Lady Indica: Benevolent Misanthrope: maniacbastard: I think that guy watches too much porn.

5 gets you 10, that guy is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

No bet. Especially after looking at his picture. I'd wager at the very least he's into forced cocksucking.


Yeesh! Who isn't?
 
2013-07-07 01:51:29 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 01:51:37 AM

Repo Man: JenFromTheWood: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.

Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

How come?



I'm sure there are as many reasons as there are sad lonely men who have completely given up. Speaking for myself, the film The Forty Year Old Virgin was remarkably like seeing my life on the big screen, except for the happy ending part. And now I'm 47, and bald, and I only have a relatively modest income. I don't think I could get what I want, and I don't think I would want what I could get. Profile pic is from 1989, when I did briefly have a girlfriend. So, yeah.


And therein lies the crux of the matter-learning to balance our expectations with our reality. I won't bore you with a bunch of cliches about love and destiny...if you ever just wanna talk to a random friend from the middle of nowhere Missouri, hit me up. Have a good night!
 
2013-07-07 01:52:27 AM

Repo Man: JenFromTheWood: Repo Man: themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.

Some of us do not have, and will never have, an SO.

How come?

I'm sure there are as many reasons as there are sad lonely men who have completely given up. Speaking for myself, the film The Forty Year Old Virgin was remarkably like seeing my life on the big screen, except for the happy ending part. And now I'm 47, and bald, and I only have a relatively modest income. I don't think I could get what I want, and I don't think I would want what I could get. Profile pic is from 1989, when I did briefly have a girlfriend. So, yeah.

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That is *unspeakably* sad! Here we were trying to have a nice porn thread and you had to go and do this!
 
2013-07-07 01:53:09 AM

trappedspirit: alice_600: But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

No.  There are several things wrong with that.  Grammar is only the tip of the iceberg.


Besides the grammar what's wrong?
 
2013-07-07 01:54:33 AM

alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?


Yup, you and I are fine. What we women's get up to on the intrawebs isn't a big deal. Pron only destroys *men's* lives, you see.

/thinks she saw that porn clip
 
2013-07-07 01:55:22 AM

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 433x650]


Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.
 
2013-07-07 01:56:08 AM

quatchi: alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

Pretty much, if makes a man hard it's porn and therefore bad and if it makes a woman wet it's erotica and therefore perfectly acceptable.

*blink*


What? I like watching guys!
 
2013-07-07 01:57:15 AM
What's a "Concention?"
 
2013-07-07 01:58:43 AM

silvervial: alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

Yup, you and I are fine. What we women's get up to on the intrawebs isn't a big deal. Pron only destroys *men's* lives, you see.

/thinks she saw that porn clip


You should see the male milking farm.
 
2013-07-07 02:00:11 AM

alice_600: silvervial: alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

Yup, you and I are fine. What we women's get up to on the intrawebs isn't a big deal. Pron only destroys *men's* lives, you see.

/thinks she saw that porn clip

You should see the male milking farm.


"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."
 
2013-07-07 02:00:48 AM

alice_600: silvervial: alice_600: So it' wrong for a man to watch porn? But when I a woman watch two gay guys on the internet play doctor and ties one up for a prostate massage I'm okay right?

Yup, you and I are fine. What we women's get up to on the intrawebs isn't a big deal. Pron only destroys *men's* lives, you see.

/thinks she saw that porn clip

You should see the male milking farm.


Off to teh googles!!!!
 
2013-07-07 02:01:49 AM
 
2013-07-07 02:03:00 AM

DoctorCal: bunner: The only way to not do sh*t that isn't what you view and sh*t you shouldn't do is to not want to do that sh*t.

Happy with what you have to be happy with
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with what you have
Happy with what you have to be happy with
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with what you have
You have to be happy with what you have to happy with


From now on I shall refer to my junk as "The Crimson King"
 
2013-07-07 02:03:53 AM
Another weakling who believes that, because he cannot resist a temptation, that all avenues to temptation should be destroyed. Misses the whole point of temptation - that resistance, not denial, is the point of the conflict. He would rather run away from the fight his God sets in front of him, terrified that he might lose, rather than face that fight.

Coward.
 
2013-07-07 02:04:40 AM
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-07 02:04:50 AM

themindiswatching: Maybe, just maybe, we should be fapping less often and spending more time with our SOs.


What about watching porn with your SO? Mutual masturbation is the bees knees.

/23 skidoo
 
2013-07-07 02:04:53 AM

alice_600: What? I like watching guys!


As long as you don't want to make me watch it with you, I'm cool.

I like watching girl on girl so I aint judging.
 
2013-07-07 02:07:02 AM
he does have a point, because it is almost impossible to avoid porn if you have a computer and an internet connection.  if i wanted to stop watching porn, getting rid of my computer would be the first step.  i just have no reason to stop.  one thing i hate is how anti-porn crusaders throw around the word "addiction."  i suppose maybe .001% of porn watchers might actually be addicted and unable to stop, but the rest of us aren't.  here is a paraphrased conversation i had once:

friend:  you are addicted to porn.
me:  no, i'm not.
friend: but you watch it all the time.  you probably watch it every day.
me:  i probably do, but that doesn't mean it's an addiction.
friend:  how can you say that?  that's what it means to be addicted!
me:  really?  well you watch sports every day.  are you addicted to watching sports?
friend:  well, no, but that's different.
me:  how is it different?  you watch sports every day, and i watch porn every day.  same thing.
friend:  but sports are my hobby.
me:  exactly, and watching porn is my hobby.  it's something i do for fun that i enjoy.
 
2013-07-07 02:07:31 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 433x650]

Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.




No, those are fine. Feel free to post all you want Mock26.
 
2013-07-07 02:07:58 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 433x650]

Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.


I'll allow this.
 
2013-07-07 02:10:43 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 433x650]

Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.


Meh, go take a shower.
 
2013-07-07 02:12:24 AM
Porn didn't exist before the personal computer?  I did not know that.
 
2013-07-07 02:13:16 AM
Wow, if he thinks porn is messing with people lives, his head would explode if he heard about mmorpg's.

Porn - 10 minutes.  go to bed.

mmorpg - 18 hours straight until 5am, collapse to get 2 hours sleep before having to be at work.  Hopefully remember to eat tomorrow before logging on again.
 
2013-07-07 02:15:17 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Wow, if he thinks porn is messing with people lives, his head would explode if he heard about mmorpg's.

Porn - 10 minutes.  go to bed.

mmorpg - 18 hours straight until 5am, collapse to get 2 hours sleep before having to be at work.  Hopefully remember to eat tomorrow before logging on again.


10 minutes? Is that including smoking a cigarette afterwords?
 
2013-07-07 02:17:35 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-07-07 02:19:00 AM

teto85: Porn should be free.  If you're paying for it in this day and age, you're doing it wrong.


Women shouldn't be paid for their work?
 
2013-07-07 02:20:49 AM
Is this the thread where everyone says that if you don't watch porn you're some kind of inhuman freak?

 Oh, well good. It's nice to know everyone's so tolerant and understanding about different behaviors.

/trying to force everyone to like the exact same things you like makes you a douche.
//like the pastor
///and many posters in this thread.
 
2013-07-07 02:21:52 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 433x650]

Stop that. Anigifs are the worst thing since Hitler.


oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-07 02:22:17 AM
I need to stop fapping it to ultra dirty porn all the time. It's making it very hard for me to get sexually aroused around women who aren't into cum baths, anal fisting or don't have tits the size of zeppelins.

I've had sex with 5 different women in the last two weeks and I've actually been having trouble getting it hard enough to have sex with them unless I visualize extremely demented or degrading stuff happening to women. One girl even went so far as to go right down on me and give my balls a tongue bath and I still had a hard time popping a wood.

Now, I know it's not just garden variety impotence or whisky dick because I can easily get it up within 2 minutes of browsing the internet. I think what's happened is that I've basically desensitized myself to sex unless it's "extreme". I'm actually experimenting right now seeing if I can avoid all porn for a month or two while just railing chicks normally. It'll suck for me because the most I can probably organize is something like 3-4 times a week if I am putting on the full game (I am juggling like 8 girls at one time) and I really normally masturbate like 2 or 3 times a day. I don't know how I'm going to do it but I feel very strongly that I need to just have straight sex for a while in order to reclaim control of my erections. Either that or I wimp out and just get a Viagra prescription...
 
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