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(The Raw Story)   Pastor Hipster Guy Fieri urges destruction of computers after witnessing the effects of pornography firsthand, other hand   (rawstory.com) divider line 264
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2013-07-06 11:22:29 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-06 11:31:49 PM
Nice headline.
 
2013-07-06 11:36:11 PM
You may even need to destroy your present computer. I realize that can be an expensive move, but it may be necessary if you are serious about living porn-free.

Does he have no idea why I even bothered to buy a computer in the first place? What does he think I do with this thing, maths?
 
2013-07-06 11:41:06 PM
And why the hell would I want to be "porn free?"

/wasn't that a movie about a lion?
 
2013-07-06 11:46:25 PM
No
 
2013-07-06 11:46:52 PM
fta I believe as many as 80 percent of men in the church are struggling with viewing pornography.

Yeah, I remember dial-up
 
2013-07-06 11:53:17 PM
members of his staff and congregation who approached him about their husbands and sons alleged pornography addictions.

Dear pastor, I am a lousy and infrequent cook, and my husband keeps eating at restaurants instead of at home.  How do I stop him from eating elsewhere?
 
2013-07-06 11:58:46 PM
...destroy their porn stashes

He wants to get Ron Jeremy to shave?

Not gonna happen.
 
2013-07-06 11:59:16 PM
Porn should be free.  If you're paying for it in this day and age, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-07-07 12:17:47 AM
And how will I order my crate of lipo batteries from Hong Kong? Telex?
 
2013-07-07 12:19:04 AM

teto85: Porn should be free.  If you're paying for it in this day and age, you're doing it wrong.


People aren't paying for porn, they're paying for it to go away afterward.

That doesn't sound quite right.
 
2013-07-07 12:19:09 AM
While I agree we're becoming too much of a body culture, keep your dickbeaters off my porn.
 
2013-07-07 12:19:57 AM
Porn stashes? These people are adorable. It's all streaming nowadays.
 
2013-07-07 12:20:51 AM

syrynxx: members of his staff and congregation who approached him about their husbands and sons alleged pornography addictions.

Dear pastor, I am a lousy and infrequent cook, and my husband keeps eating at restaurants instead of at home.  How do I stop him from eating elsewhere?


Heh. Can't decide on "Smart" or "Funny" button.
 
2013-07-07 12:22:32 AM
FTA : Dennis even touts a special iPhone app, which features videos of Dennis offering help resisting the dangers of porn.

Uh, hello you stupid sack of shiat...you can get porn on phones.
 
2013-07-07 12:23:00 AM
By "stashes" he means "external hard drives' right?
 
2013-07-07 12:24:59 AM
Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?
 
2013-07-07 12:25:08 AM
Replacing my laptop won't help, the pr0n is on a 2TB NAS.
 
2013-07-07 12:26:06 AM
You can't simply take away someone's internet porn like that. They'll get confused. Lost. End up masturbating to pictures of kittens with amusing captions and not knowing at all why.

Why must he be so disruptive?
 
2013-07-07 12:27:20 AM
Guy's fallen hard after Minute to Win It.
 
2013-07-07 12:27:48 AM
So badplasticsurgery.jpg or gaydar.gif?
 
2013-07-07 12:27:52 AM
First Baptist Church at the Mall

/Awesome.
/With Awesome Sauce.
 
2013-07-07 12:27:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 12:27:57 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-07 12:28:01 AM

fusillade762: syrynxx: members of his staff and congregation who approached him about their husbands and sons alleged pornography addictions.

Dear pastor, I am a lousy and infrequent cook, and my husband keeps eating at restaurants instead of at home.  How do I stop him from eating elsewhere?

Heh. Can't decide on "Smart" or "Funny" button.


Porque no los dos?
 
2013-07-07 12:28:48 AM
Not that I believe this posturing dickbag but ...

FTFA
He said that porn is a "weapon" that threatens "husbands, dads, fiancées and even church leaders." And warned that there was an "almost 100 percent chance that your son will be exposed to some type of pornography"

... would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?


/Maybe the women he knows don't have a computer in their kitchens
 
2013-07-07 12:29:05 AM
HA! Andy Dick tripped into the Brundlefly transporter while KD Lang was in it... for some reason.
 
2013-07-07 12:29:06 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Porn? It's that for people who still haven't discovered Snapchat?


Or Imgur Randomizer (nsfw, you can and will find porn using it, often)
 
2013-07-07 12:29:53 AM
In the name of ahura mazda and luther vandross taking a dump on grumpy cat there are so many things wrong with this thread I cannot begin.
 
2013-07-07 12:30:18 AM
You can take my PornHub when you pry it from my warm, firm grip.
 
2013-07-07 12:31:07 AM

ReluctantPaladin: ... would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?


/Maybe the women he knows don't have a computer in their kitchens


They have their own kind

sidesalad.net
 
2013-07-07 12:31:17 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: First Baptist Church at the Mall

/Awesome.
/With Awesome Sauce.


I was thinking Hollywood Upstairs Medical School the whole time after I read that.
 
2013-07-07 12:31:30 AM

ReluctantPaladin: Not that I believe this posturing dickbag but ...

FTFA
He said that porn is a "weapon" that threatens "husbands, dads, fiancées and even church leaders." And warned that there was an "almost 100 percent chance that your son will be exposed to some type of pornography"

... would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?


/Maybe the women he knows don't have a computer in their kitchens


Women are the whores that MAKE the porn.
 
2013-07-07 12:31:34 AM
'firsthand', secondhand - what ever works.
 
2013-07-07 12:31:38 AM

Satanic_Hamster: By "stashes" he means "external hard drives' right?


Meh. Stash, cache.

media1.giphy.com

Splash.
 
2013-07-07 12:31:51 AM
How about no.
 
2013-07-07 12:32:29 AM

ReluctantPaladin: Not that I believe this posturing dickbag but ...

FTFA
He said that porn is a "weapon" that threatens "husbands, dads, fiancées and even church leaders." And warned that there was an "almost 100 percent chance that your son will be exposed to some type of pornography"

... would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?


/Maybe the women he knows don't have a computer in their kitchens


You silly, even if they had them in their kitchens, devout Christian women aren't smart enough to use computers.
 
2013-07-07 12:32:49 AM
The only way to not do sh*t that isn't what you view and sh*t you shouldn't do is to not want to do that sh*t.
 
2013-07-07 12:33:24 AM
"We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography. We couldn't find any,"

Really? I can't imagine it tastes too good.

If he's trying to get younger guys to stop masturbating, he might as well try to get them to give up their breathing habit.
 
2013-07-07 12:33:56 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-07 12:33:58 AM
I think that guy watches too much porn.
 
2013-07-07 12:34:03 AM

ReluctantPaladin: would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?


The porn he is watching doesn't affect women.
 
2013-07-07 12:34:42 AM
you view as sh*t  you should do.  FIFM
 
2013-07-07 12:35:03 AM

jaytkay: ReluctantPaladin: would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?

The porn he is watching doesn't affect women.


Ah, so it's my kind of porn.
 
2013-07-07 12:35:20 AM

skinink: [imageshack.us image 650x488]


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-07 12:35:36 AM

DoctorCal: Satanic_Hamster: By "stashes" he means "external hard drives' right?

Meh. Stash, cache.

[media1.giphy.com image 470x270]

Splash.


www.feistees.com
 
2013-07-07 12:36:04 AM

skinink: [imageshack.us image 650x488]


Thanks for posting that. I have no idea where mine went...
 
2013-07-07 12:36:14 AM
It's almost as if looking at porn is a natural impulse that has been present and documented for thousands of years and this guy's oppressive inhibitions are more likely indicative of a mental health problem than any of his follower's "porn addictions".
 
2013-07-07 12:36:46 AM
Dial-up. Yeah, what it used to take all day to download, we now download in minutes -- all day.

Dude doesn't look like female porn would interest him anyway.
 
2013-07-07 12:36:49 AM

silvervial: jaytkay: ReluctantPaladin: would it be too much for him to express some concern over the effects that pornography might have on women?

The porn he is watching doesn't affect women.

Ah, so it's my kind of porn.


Yes, if I know what you mean.
www.lastingimpressionsonline.co.uk
 
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