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(Daily Mail)   The creamy deliciousness of Nutella is back on the market. Sorry, what? Oh, okay, Nigella is back on the market. The creamy deliciousness of Nigella   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Spiffy, Nigella Lawson, Charles Saatchi, Nutella, art collectors, throat, disappointments  
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2013-07-07 08:23:06 AM
6 votes:
What the hell, people.  This thread is about Nigella.  Where are the pics? God damn it people this isn't 'Nam, there are rules herel.

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2013-07-06 11:30:45 PM
5 votes:
[whynotboth?]

Nigella slathered in Nutella FTW.
2013-07-07 08:08:21 AM
4 votes:
DRTFA, but I read another one and this is apparently the incident that led to her husband deciding it was all her fault:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nigella-lawson-photos-see-shock in g-1955564

(slide show of him squeezing her throat and tweaking her nose in a restaurant without knowing pics were being taken)

He looks like a jackhole. Apparently she was supposed to tell the press that he didn't abuse her and laugh it off, but she didn't. I'm a straight woman who appreciates her appeal and I want to punch Saatchi in the face.
2013-07-07 03:53:12 AM
4 votes:
Good.

Nigella deserves better than this colossal douchebag.
2013-07-07 11:53:50 AM
2 votes:

AGremlin: Meh.

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Meh?
I'd say she's gorgeous. And I'm a straight lady.
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2013-07-07 11:47:23 AM
2 votes:
Meh.

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2013-07-07 07:17:52 AM
2 votes:

dready zim: Wait, HE is divorcing HER?


Yes, obviously it is all her fault for making him choke her in public, and causing him look bad in the public eye as a result.
2013-07-07 05:18:54 AM
2 votes:

bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?


I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.
2013-07-06 11:36:58 PM
2 votes:
Nigella please.
2013-07-07 02:11:17 PM
1 votes:
She always looks constipated.
2013-07-07 11:54:56 AM
1 votes:
jimcofer.com
2013-07-07 11:41:42 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if Saatchi understands that Nigella is going to end up with most of his stuff.

His best hope is that she's so fed up with his shiat that she let's it go uncontested just to get it over with.  Though I would like to see the asshole's art collection liquidated and used to fund programs for abused women...
2013-07-07 11:20:59 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, I'd love to see this one end up before a judge.
Charles: My grounds for divorcing Nigella is her failing to defend my reputation by publicly stating the photograph of me choking her was not domestic abuse.
Judge: Nigella, what is your response to this claim?
Nigella: Uhh, Charles was choking me.

Dude will be very fortunate if she only gets half his stuff.  He should face some jail time too.
2013-07-07 10:37:46 AM
1 votes:

Lexx: Can someone tell me whether he was abusing her or whether it was D/S play?


The fact that you can't read TFA and figure it out is pretty scary.
2013-07-07 10:21:07 AM
1 votes:
Can someone tell me whether he was abusing her or whether it was D/S play?
2013-07-07 09:39:06 AM
1 votes:
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Scrumptious!
2013-07-07 09:33:52 AM
1 votes:
"Hi, guys, what's going on?

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2013-07-07 08:45:44 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Sigh. Yet another article about the only fat woman in England that all Farkers would bang, whilst turning their noses up at the rest of the fat messes on that island.


speak for yourself, silly putty. i'd gladly fark my way across the UK and then start all over again. Farkers that keep pretending people in other countries and states are completely different from those they see in their local supermarket = their Mom does the food shopping.
2013-07-07 08:33:21 AM
1 votes:

maggoo: What the hell, people.  This thread is about Nigella.  Where are the pics? God damn it people this isn't 'Nam, there are rules herel.


That second one is AMAZING. holy hell she's hot, and I'm one of those you would call "the ghey."
2013-07-07 08:26:39 AM
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Men who hit women are pussies.


Men who hit women have broken the chains of patriarchy around their necks and have fully embraced women as their equals.
Have you hit a woman today?
2013-07-07 08:21:03 AM
1 votes:
Wow, what a self-serving douchenozzle.
2013-07-07 07:00:41 AM
1 votes:
This thread smells fat.
2013-07-07 06:27:18 AM
1 votes:

opiumpoopy: Alphax: bunner: Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.

Lemme guess, he's famous for making a lot of money.

Article says he's an art collector and former ad executive.. but I doubt anyone had heard of him, until he laid his hands on her throat in public a few weeks back.

He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.

So (older) Brits really ought to have heard of him.


He's also an extremely powerful figure in the art world whose opinion can make or break a contemporary artist's career. He's the one who is responsible for the overrated hack that is Damien Hirst having a successful career.
2013-07-07 06:14:33 AM
1 votes:
I would have loved to see Nigella divorce Charles, and get as much money out of him as possible (those choking pictures would help with that). Then, since Nigella hardly needs any more money herself, she could donate it to some charity that helps the victims of domestic violence. That would amuse me.

I'm amazed at the people who have never heard of Saatchi & Saatchi. Charles co founded that with his bother Maurice. Seems he has lost his touch though, since his pitch for the 'playful tiff' went down like a lead balloon.

Oh well, I guess he now has time to go see if Tracey Emin has some used toilet paper she wants to call art.
2013-07-07 04:02:07 AM
1 votes:

Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!

2013-07-07 03:42:40 AM
1 votes:
She's always welcome at my house.
2013-07-07 03:40:57 AM
1 votes:
I always flee to a bolthole, as well, after my nose has been properly tweaked.

Was that written in cockney or something? I have no idea what tweaking a nose involves. I looked up bolthole-the word does make sense and is a rather amusing homonym.

This  line was straight from the article (was not quoting anyone):

"Ms Lawson is not aware of the divorce ultimatum being issued by her husband today and will be devastated by his claim that she is somehow to blame for failing to speak out in his defence."

A newspaper that can predict people's emotions and that acts as a personal courier of divorce papers for the wealthy!

The fact that the article was written is far more fascinating than its content.
mjg
2013-07-07 03:27:08 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit that yummy mommy.
2013-07-07 03:21:26 AM
1 votes:
Nigella vs Giada

FIGHT!
 
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