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(Daily Mail)   The creamy deliciousness of Nutella is back on the market. Sorry, what? Oh, okay, Nigella is back on the market. The creamy deliciousness of Nigella   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 95
    More: Spiffy, Nigella Lawson, Charles Saatchi, Nutella, art collectors, throat, disappointments  
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2013-07-07 08:26:39 AM

A Terrible Human: Men who hit women are pussies.


Men who hit women have broken the chains of patriarchy around their necks and have fully embraced women as their equals.
Have you hit a woman today?
 
2013-07-07 08:29:41 AM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!

I nominate Lorraine Pascale as the referee.


I nominate Alton Brown for ringside commentary.

"Yes, that's Giada's left pectoral muscle being gnawed on by the Englishwoman. In the UK, that muscle from a chicken is usually served with HP--or brown--sauce on a sandwich. Oddly, that same sauce is used to dress bacon sandwiches, but astute observers will note that English bacon is quite different from American and even Canadian bacon..."
 
2013-07-07 08:33:21 AM

maggoo: What the hell, people.  This thread is about Nigella.  Where are the pics? God damn it people this isn't 'Nam, there are rules herel.


That second one is AMAZING. holy hell she's hot, and I'm one of those you would call "the ghey."
 
2013-07-07 08:39:47 AM

dready zim: Wait, HE is divorcing HER?


Yes, but he's truly sorry her neck got in the way of his grip.
 
2013-07-07 08:45:44 AM

HotWingAgenda: Sigh. Yet another article about the only fat woman in England that all Farkers would bang, whilst turning their noses up at the rest of the fat messes on that island.


speak for yourself, silly putty. i'd gladly fark my way across the UK and then start all over again. Farkers that keep pretending people in other countries and states are completely different from those they see in their local supermarket = their Mom does the food shopping.
 
2013-07-07 08:45:49 AM

maram500: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!

I nominate Lorraine Pascale as the referee.

I nominate Alton Brown Gordon "&*(W#$SD" Ramsey for ringside commentary.

 
2013-07-07 08:50:07 AM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!

I nominate Lorraine Pascale as the referee.


static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-07 08:59:49 AM
She must really be into Euro-trash men.  Look at those guys in TFA.
 
2013-07-07 09:21:55 AM

digistil: Cheese eating surrender monkey: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!

I nominate Lorraine Pascale as the referee.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


www.bestcuisine.nfo.ph

Sara La Fountain should at least rate as ring card girl.
 
2013-07-07 09:22:16 AM

Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

FIGHT!





img12.imageshack.us

images.sodahead.com

Any questions?
 
2013-07-07 09:23:32 AM

Alunan: Delicious?

[i.imgur.com image 450x620]


WTF is that supposed to be??
 
2013-07-07 09:33:52 AM
"Hi, guys, what's going on?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-07 09:35:03 AM

Morgellons: GuidoDelConfuso: My wife says the formula for Nutella changed at some point, and it's no longer as good. I say she's, er, nuts, but I allow for the fact that I don't care for it as much as I did when I was younger. I account for this mainly due to my more refined palate as I've aged, though, rather than any actual change to the product itself.

What say you Farkers? Is today's Nutella substantially different than the Nutella of two decades ago?

I think at some point Ferrero started manufacturing on this continent (North America) it started tasting different. Try letting the jar "age" a while, maybe a year or so. Seems to work with these new-fangled lubed-up Swedish fish.


Nutella in Italy does taste slightly different, than Nutella bought at Costco. I find this is true of a few products, pasta for example. I can buy the same brand, apply the very same exact recipe as my old aunts in Italy, and the end result just tastes different. The water maybe ?  In the case of Nutella, I think the difference may be in the bread you spread it on. IMHO, the very best way to eat Nutella is in Italy on a fresh, locally-made bun. The texture of the bread just seems perfectly made to enhance the taste of Nutella.
 
2013-07-07 09:39:06 AM
www.superfunpatrol.net
blogs.watoday.com.au


Scrumptious!
 
2013-07-07 09:41:19 AM

Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.


You need to see her show.
 
2013-07-07 09:51:32 AM
Did someone say nutella?
 
2013-07-07 10:04:08 AM
How many farkers are senile billionaires? Hmmm.
 
2013-07-07 10:21:07 AM
Can someone tell me whether he was abusing her or whether it was D/S play?
 
2013-07-07 10:33:42 AM

Alphax: I doubt anyone had heard of him, until he laid his hands on her throat in public a few weeks back.


Not true. I first heard about him in this story, which is exponentially weirder than the current story.
 
2013-07-07 10:37:21 AM

rynthetyn: He's the one who is responsible for the overrated hack that is Damien Hirst having a successful career.


This this thisity this.
 
2013-07-07 10:37:46 AM

Lexx: Can someone tell me whether he was abusing her or whether it was D/S play?


The fact that you can't read TFA and figure it out is pretty scary.
 
2013-07-07 10:39:20 AM

theorellior: This this thisity this.


I like this.
 
2013-07-07 10:49:29 AM

Krieghund: Lexx: Can someone tell me whether he was abusing her or whether it was D/S play?

The fact that you can't read TFA and figure it out is pretty scary.


Let's see, I began at "It's the daily fail, so don't believe anything", went on to "his hand's on her neck, but she's not being choked", and ended with "I'm too lazy to google this".
 
2013-07-07 10:51:25 AM

opiumpoopy: He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.


Where the UK was in the late 70's, Fletcher Reede could have put together a winning ad campaign for Thatcher.
 
2013-07-07 11:08:02 AM

God-is-a-Taco: A Terrible Human: Men who hit women are pussies.

Men who hit women have broken the chains of patriarchy around their necks and have fully embraced women as their equals.
Have you hit a woman today?


Lol are you trolling or serious?
 
2013-07-07 11:20:59 AM
Yeah, I'd love to see this one end up before a judge.
Charles: My grounds for divorcing Nigella is her failing to defend my reputation by publicly stating the photograph of me choking her was not domestic abuse.
Judge: Nigella, what is your response to this claim?
Nigella: Uhh, Charles was choking me.

Dude will be very fortunate if she only gets half his stuff.  He should face some jail time too.
 
2013-07-07 11:22:01 AM
One would think that a man with as much money as  Charles Saatchi would manage to buy a suit that fits in the shoulders.
 
2013-07-07 11:24:42 AM

Alphax: bunner: Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.

Lemme guess, he's famous for making a lot of money.

Article says he's an art collector and former ad executive.. but I doubt anyone had heard of him, until he laid his hands on her throat in public a few weeks back.


I think a LOT of people have heard of saatchi and saatchi, myself included, and I'm not evven in the industry. Didnt know this fellla in particular, but when I heard of the incident, I assumed he was an s&s founder.
 
2013-07-07 11:29:59 AM
NOBODY CARES, BRITAIN.
 
2013-07-07 11:41:42 AM
I wonder if Saatchi understands that Nigella is going to end up with most of his stuff.

His best hope is that she's so fed up with his shiat that she let's it go uncontested just to get it over with.  Though I would like to see the asshole's art collection liquidated and used to fund programs for abused women...
 
2013-07-07 11:47:23 AM
Meh.

www.gocitygirl.com
 
2013-07-07 11:51:08 AM
Who?  And who?  And who the fluck cares?  It's relationship news.  Exciting, interesting, influential and inspiring.
 
2013-07-07 11:53:50 AM

AGremlin: Meh.

[www.gocitygirl.com image 850x637]


Meh?
I'd say she's gorgeous. And I'm a straight lady.
livelovecreateinspire.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-07 11:54:56 AM
jimcofer.com
 
2013-07-07 11:56:06 AM
www.stud-center.com
 
2013-07-07 01:12:08 PM
So comes in chocolate.
 
2013-07-07 02:11:17 PM
She always looks constipated.
 
2013-07-07 02:18:32 PM

Alunan: Delicious?


I like the fact they remembered to include the asshole.
 
2013-07-07 03:11:03 PM
Hey baby...I'm back on the market too.

/Guy can dream, can't he?
 
2013-07-07 03:18:01 PM
Charles Saatchi?  he's teh guy that made the first bitcoin, am i rite?

/hi 5
 
2013-07-07 04:07:32 PM
No one has picked up on the subtext here: Nigella is Jewish. Charles is also Jewish. It's Jew vs Jew. Therefore, it'll all end in lawyers. Lots and lots of lawyers generating carefully crafted invective and making bank for it.

/Stereotypical "liberals" believe there is no problem that can't be solved by throwing more money at it. //Similarly, stereotypical "Jews" believe there is no problem that can't be solved by throwing more lawyers at it.
 
2013-07-07 05:57:33 PM

Brakefornobody: "Hi, guys, what's going on?

[i.imgur.com image 634x632]


I was going to see we'll need a bigger spoon, but I see you got this covered.
 
2013-07-07 07:50:35 PM

CheatCommando: kxs401: What a trashing farking article.

Consider the source.

opiumpoopy: He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.

Ah. So he's merely showing the usual Conservative respect for women.


And he is still an arrogant wanker.
 
2013-07-08 02:38:46 AM

capt.hollister: Brakefornobody: "Hi, guys, what's going on?

[i.imgur.com image 634x632]

I was going to see we'll need a bigger spoon, but I see you got this covered.


thelastpsychiatrist.com
 
2013-07-08 12:29:49 PM
Really? He issued a public statement insisting, "B-b-but, she hit me first - you just never saw that."

Christ, what an asshole.

"I was just holding her attention." Is that some kind of Brit euphemism for "choking dat biatch?"

"I roughed her up at a restaurant but she didn't defend me in the media. Who's the real victim here? Me. It's me! No, really. What? Stop laughing." [shakes tiny fist]
 
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