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(Daily Mail)   The creamy deliciousness of Nutella is back on the market. Sorry, what? Oh, okay, Nigella is back on the market. The creamy deliciousness of Nigella   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 95
    More: Spiffy, Nigella Lawson, Charles Saatchi, Nutella, art collectors, throat, disappointments  
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2013-07-06 11:29:38 PM  
Delicious?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-06 11:30:45 PM  
[whynotboth?]

Nigella slathered in Nutella FTW.
 
2013-07-06 11:36:58 PM  
Nigella please.
 
2013-07-06 11:39:41 PM  
What a trashing farking article.
 
2013-07-06 11:58:56 PM  
And he never eats any of the puddings she makes.

THIS IS THE REAL TRAGEDY HERE
 
2013-07-07 12:00:43 AM  

kxs401: What a trashing farking article.


There's a reason it's called the Daily Fail.
 
2013-07-07 12:56:43 AM  

Alunan: Delicious?

[i.imgur.com image 450x620]


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-07 01:14:53 AM  
Thankfully, some of her looks live on in her daughter.
 
2013-07-07 03:17:11 AM  
Peoplethatannoyyousouthpark.jpg
 
2013-07-07 03:19:59 AM  
Sexy thickness.
 
2013-07-07 03:20:19 AM  
I really wish I had something clever here. Save me, O-bi-Fark-kenobi, you're my only hope.
 
2013-07-07 03:21:26 AM  
Nigella vs Giada

FIGHT!
 
mjg
2013-07-07 03:27:08 AM  
I'd hit that yummy mommy.
 
2013-07-07 03:34:37 AM  
I'm pretty sure my aunt had to go to the hospital with a bad case of Nigella.
 
2013-07-07 03:34:38 AM  
Sptiffy
 
2013-07-07 03:38:13 AM  
Sigh. Yet another article about the only fat woman in England that all Farkers would bang, whilst turning their noses up at the rest of the fat messes on that island.
 
2013-07-07 03:40:57 AM  
I always flee to a bolthole, as well, after my nose has been properly tweaked.

Was that written in cockney or something? I have no idea what tweaking a nose involves. I looked up bolthole-the word does make sense and is a rather amusing homonym.

This  line was straight from the article (was not quoting anyone):

"Ms Lawson is not aware of the divorce ultimatum being issued by her husband today and will be devastated by his claim that she is somehow to blame for failing to speak out in his defence."

A newspaper that can predict people's emotions and that acts as a personal courier of divorce papers for the wealthy!

The fact that the article was written is far more fascinating than its content.
 
2013-07-07 03:42:40 AM  
She's always welcome at my house.
 
2013-07-07 03:49:37 AM  
Who? Should I know this person, or is this some kind of "Dude, Fifty Shades of Grey is like the best book evar" phoniness?
 
2013-07-07 03:53:12 AM  
Good.

Nigella deserves better than this colossal douchebag.
 
2013-07-07 03:55:57 AM  

Barfmaker: Nigella please.


Came here to post this. +1

/I can say this without being racist because I have a few black friends.
 
2013-07-07 04:01:53 AM  
My wife says the formula for Nutella changed at some point, and it's no longer as good. I say she's, er, nuts, but I allow for the fact that I don't care for it as much as I did when I was younger. I account for this mainly due to my more refined palate as I've aged, though, rather than any actual change to the product itself.

What say you Farkers? Is today's Nutella substantially different than the Nutella of two decades ago?
 
2013-07-07 04:02:07 AM  

Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!

 
2013-07-07 04:18:23 AM  

GuidoDelConfuso: My wife says the formula for Nutella changed at some point, and it's no longer as good. I say she's, er, nuts, but I allow for the fact that I don't care for it as much as I did when I was younger. I account for this mainly due to my more refined palate as I've aged, though, rather than any actual change to the product itself.

What say you Farkers? Is today's Nutella substantially different than the Nutella of two decades ago?


I think at some point Ferrero started manufacturing on this continent (North America) it started tasting different. Try letting the jar "age" a while, maybe a year or so. Seems to work with these new-fangled lubed-up Swedish fish.
 
2013-07-07 04:18:43 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada

TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT SAUCE FIGHT!


I nominate Lorraine Pascale as the referee.
 
2013-07-07 04:29:50 AM  
Frankie Boyle will be happy to hear this.
 
2013-07-07 05:15:41 AM  
Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?
 
2013-07-07 05:18:54 AM  

bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?


I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.
 
2013-07-07 05:20:24 AM  

Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.


Lemme guess, he's famous for making a lot of money.
 
2013-07-07 05:26:26 AM  

bunner: Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.

Lemme guess, he's famous for making a lot of money.


Article says he's an art collector and former ad executive.. but I doubt anyone had heard of him, until he laid his hands on her throat in public a few weeks back.
 
2013-07-07 05:31:14 AM  

Alunan: Delicious?

[i.imgur.com image 450x620]


that would be funny if they used blueberry instead of strawberry.  and bits of Eggo Waffle.
 
2013-07-07 05:36:05 AM  

Alphax: bunner: Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.

Lemme guess, he's famous for making a lot of money.

Article says he's an art collector and former ad executive.. but I doubt anyone had heard of him, until he laid his hands on her throat in public a few weeks back.


He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.

So (older) Brits really ought to have heard of him.
 
2013-07-07 05:41:58 AM  

opiumpoopy: He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.


Oh joy.
 
2013-07-07 06:06:41 AM  

kxs401: What a trashing farking article.


Consider the source.

opiumpoopy: He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.


Ah. So he's merely showing the usual Conservative respect for women.
 
2013-07-07 06:14:33 AM  
I would have loved to see Nigella divorce Charles, and get as much money out of him as possible (those choking pictures would help with that). Then, since Nigella hardly needs any more money herself, she could donate it to some charity that helps the victims of domestic violence. That would amuse me.

I'm amazed at the people who have never heard of Saatchi & Saatchi. Charles co founded that with his bother Maurice. Seems he has lost his touch though, since his pitch for the 'playful tiff' went down like a lead balloon.

Oh well, I guess he now has time to go see if Tracey Emin has some used toilet paper she wants to call art.
 
2013-07-07 06:27:18 AM  

opiumpoopy: Alphax: bunner: Alphax: bunner: Is it still "out of touch with pop culture" if you just haven't been able to work up any interest in those who are famous for being famous or famous for being ridiculous in 20 years?

I think she's in the 'famous for being a hot woman with a cooking show' category.  I've never seen her show, but I appreciate pics of her.

Lemme guess, he's famous for making a lot of money.

Article says he's an art collector and former ad executive.. but I doubt anyone had heard of him, until he laid his hands on her throat in public a few weeks back.

He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.

So (older) Brits really ought to have heard of him.


He's also an extremely powerful figure in the art world whose opinion can make or break a contemporary artist's career. He's the one who is responsible for the overrated hack that is Damien Hirst having a successful career.
 
2013-07-07 06:38:34 AM  
She needs a young farker to tear her ass up(knock her noodle back)
/36 and passed the point of young farker
 
2013-07-07 06:46:46 AM  
This thread is bound to improve once the connoisseurs arrive with pictures that will demonstrate Nigella's deliciousness.
 
2013-07-07 06:49:13 AM  
obvious and very well know link, too good to miss if you haven't seen it...

Nigella talks dirty
 
2013-07-07 06:51:00 AM  
Wait, HE is divorcing HER?
 
2013-07-07 07:00:41 AM  
This thread smells fat.
 
2013-07-07 07:09:37 AM  
Men who hit women are pussies.

dready zim: Wait, HE is divorcing HER?


Lol men like that think they're saints when they're really monsters.
 
2013-07-07 07:17:52 AM  

dready zim: Wait, HE is divorcing HER?


Yes, obviously it is all her fault for making him choke her in public, and causing him look bad in the public eye as a result.
 
2013-07-07 07:20:48 AM  

quatchi: [whynotboth?]

Nigella slathered in Nutella FTW.


this thread is useless without pics
 
2013-07-07 07:26:49 AM  
"I done told to you get back here ANNA MAE!"
 
2013-07-07 07:52:31 AM  
i'd make a cream pie with her.
 
2013-07-07 08:08:21 AM  
DRTFA, but I read another one and this is apparently the incident that led to her husband deciding it was all her fault:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nigella-lawson-photos-see-shock in g-1955564

(slide show of him squeezing her throat and tweaking her nose in a restaurant without knowing pics were being taken)

He looks like a jackhole. Apparently she was supposed to tell the press that he didn't abuse her and laugh it off, but she didn't. I'm a straight woman who appreciates her appeal and I want to punch Saatchi in the face.
 
2013-07-07 08:10:13 AM  
DATS WAYCISS!!
 
2013-07-07 08:21:03 AM  
Wow, what a self-serving douchenozzle.
 
2013-07-07 08:23:06 AM  
What the hell, people.  This thread is about Nigella.  Where are the pics? God damn it people this isn't 'Nam, there are rules herel.

1.bp.blogspot.com

i221.photobucket.com
 
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