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(Keloland)   If you fall asleep on your back porch at 2:00 am holding a gun try not to shoot yourself when a family member turns on the porch light   (keloland.com) divider line 56
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2013-07-06 08:23:00 PM
And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.
 
2013-07-06 08:30:05 PM
TFA didn't say anything but I'll bet alcohol was involved.  Probably about 9-10 of them, three of which he actually hit after throwing into the yard, five feet away.
 
2013-07-06 09:57:41 PM

themindiswatching: And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.


One of our local gun nuts had a seven hour standoff with the cops yesterday before he ended up dead, so yeah.
 
2013-07-06 09:59:04 PM
Darwin failed us here
 
2013-07-06 10:01:16 PM

PacificaFitz: Darwin failed us here


This.
 
2013-07-06 10:01:42 PM
Duly Noted.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-06 10:06:20 PM
Falling asleep with the safety off, a round in the chamber and your finger on the trigger? BRILLIANT!
 
2013-07-06 10:06:28 PM
Tom Bodett sought for questioning.
 
2013-07-06 10:07:22 PM
Department of homefront security reporting for dutay!
 
2013-07-06 10:08:02 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Tom Bodett sought for questioning.


But he would've left the light on in the first place.
 
2013-07-06 10:08:46 PM
Aaaaand Darwin swings and misses.... Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-rike!
 
2013-07-06 10:09:37 PM
Who as he waiting for? Garbage racoons? Neighbourhood tokcat pissing on the welcome mat? Paperboy?
 
2013-07-06 10:09:44 PM
Shot in the midsection?

When I was a kid in the 70's watching Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling, they called it a "shot to the midsection" when someone took a ball punch.
 
2013-07-06 10:10:37 PM

cyberspacedout: The Pope of Manwich Village: Tom Bodett sought for questioning.

But he would've left the light on in the first place.


That's what HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. Motel 666.
 
2013-07-06 10:11:43 PM
Obviously a responsible gun owner.
An irresponsible one would have shot someone else.
 
2013-07-06 10:15:31 PM
It was more than likely a Glock or one of those with safety triggers.  Of course, there's no doubt this guy was a total farkin' idiot.
 
2013-07-06 10:18:41 PM
OLLAGO
 
2013-07-06 10:20:18 PM
I would wager a steak dinner this guy has uttered/worn/displayed the sentiment 'My idea of gun control is a firm grip'

/own 3 guns, they stay locked up unless I'm going for practice or zombies show up
 
2013-07-06 10:22:20 PM

fusillade762: Falling asleep with the safety off, a round in the chamber and your finger on the trigger? BRILLIANT!


Actually, these are the kinds of people we WANT to shoot themselves. Hopefully before they have time to breed.
 
2013-07-06 10:25:39 PM

FunkOut: Who as he waiting for? Garbage racoons? Neighbourhood tokcat pissing on the welcome mat? Paperboy?


The.meter readers. Evil wears Cartheart.
 
2013-07-06 10:36:06 PM
Alcohol had to have been involved. "Fell asleep" means "passed out"
 
2013-07-06 10:36:19 PM
Idiots like this make us responsible gun owners look bad.
 
2013-07-06 10:40:11 PM

PainInTheASP: TFA didn't say anything but I'll bet alcohol was involved.  Probably about 9-10 of them, three of which he actually hit after throwing into the yard, five feet away.


Yeah, I'm guessing "fell asleep" is likely a bit of a euphemism there.

"Fell asleep with a loaded hand gun in hand" seems much less likely than "passed out drunk with loaded gun in hand"
 
2013-07-06 10:41:01 PM
Another Second Amendment martyr.
 
2013-07-06 10:42:56 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

hey maw get off teh dang roof!
 
2013-07-06 10:44:10 PM

SBinRR: Shot in the midsection?

When I was a kid in the 70's watching Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling, they called it a "shot to the midsection" when someone took a ball punch.


Wooooooooooooo!
 
2013-07-06 10:45:51 PM
img607.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-06 10:49:09 PM

themindiswatching: And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.


Nope. We sure don't. Much better to let the idiots sort themselves out.
 
2013-07-06 10:49:23 PM
He woke up and saw that he had a gun in his hand so he shot himself in self-defense.
 
2013-07-06 10:50:13 PM
Sleep your porch!
 
2013-07-06 10:54:09 PM
Barney......give me the bullet!

beaufortcountynow.com
 
2013-07-06 10:54:53 PM
Probably had the gun resting on his belly when he pulled the trigger, this the flesh wound and not gut shot.

and he is a dumbass.
 
2013-07-06 11:01:24 PM

themindiswatching: And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.


Who said that? Gun owners aren't a monolithic block you know. I'm more liberal than most liberals and am also a gun owner. I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Unless you were trolling, if so, then - touche'.
 
2013-07-06 11:02:36 PM

CruiserTwelve: He woke up and saw that he had a gun in his hand so he shot himself in self-defense.


That's a line from a song, isn't it?
 
2013-07-06 11:04:51 PM

Medic Zero: I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.


Why? The 2nd Amendment guarantees anyone that right.
 
2013-07-06 11:26:15 PM

evil saltine: Medic Zero: I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Why? The 2nd Amendment guarantees anyone that right.


Because most people are idiots. I'm not looking to take away anyone's rights, just make sure they have a modicum of training, like we do with drivers licenses.
 
2013-07-06 11:32:15 PM

evil saltine: Medic Zero: I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Why? The 2nd Amendment guarantees anyone that right.


Anyone?
 
2013-07-06 11:32:39 PM

Medic Zero: I'm not looking to take away anyone's rights, just make sure they have a modicum of training, like we do with drivers licenses.


But the right to use a gun is absolute.
 
2013-07-06 11:36:55 PM
Fark you guys. One of my goals in life is to fall asleep on my porch with a shotgun.

Damn kids.
 
2013-07-06 11:51:18 PM

DoctorCal: evil saltine: Medic Zero: I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Why? The 2nd Amendment guarantees anyone that right.

Anyone?


Felons?
 
2013-07-06 11:57:50 PM
There were two things involved here.  The first was an Ambien.  No doubt in the universe.  The second was either 1: a Glock, or 2. a double-cocking revolver.
 
2013-07-07 12:00:19 AM
South Dakota. Period
 
2013-07-07 12:06:58 AM

tomerson: South Dakota. Period


Ever been here?
 
2013-07-07 12:16:01 AM

fusillade762: DoctorCal: evil saltine: Medic Zero: I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Why? The 2nd Amendment guarantees anyone that right.

Anyone?

Felons?


WHAT PART OF 'SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

/bumpersticker off
;-)
 
2013-07-07 12:45:19 AM

LargeCanine: tomerson: South Dakota. Period

Ever been here?


I'm here right now, and I can see where he's coming from.
 
2013-07-07 02:25:03 AM

themindiswatching: And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.


You can take his guns, I won't give a crap.
 
2013-07-07 02:37:08 AM
www.clevescene.com
 
2013-07-07 03:24:09 AM

evil saltine: Medic Zero: I'm not looking to take away anyone's rights, just make sure they have a modicum of training, like we do with drivers licenses.

But the right to use a gun is absolute.


No, the right to BEAR it. Says nothing about shooting it.

/sooo glad NY has safety course requirements
//we still have dumbasses who do this kind of thing occasionally though
 
2013-07-07 03:36:46 AM

evil saltine: Medic Zero: I'm not looking to take away anyone's rights, just make sure they have a modicum of training, like we do with drivers licenses.

But the right to use a gun is absolute.


Do yourself a favor and look up the terms "scrutiny" and "compelling interest" before ever commenting on an issue of constitutional law again.
 
2013-07-07 03:37:50 AM

Medic Zero: evil saltine: Medic Zero: I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Why? The 2nd Amendment guarantees anyone that right.

Because most people are idiots. I'm not looking to take away anyone's rights, just make sure they have a modicum of training, like we do with drivers licenses.


I've seen people drive.  It doesn't help one bit.  Idiots will be idiots, regardless of training.

/still a good idea though
//those few that cannot pass would be a tiny load off
 
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