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(People Magazine)   TLC will answer the question everyone has been asking: What does Honey Boo Boo smell like?   (people.com) divider line 67
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2013-07-06 06:15:15 PM  
I don't care, I'm just glad that McCain lost in '08, 'cause she would've been next in line for the presidency.
 
2013-07-06 06:31:29 PM  
And people say The Learning Channel has nothing to do with Learning anymore.
 
2013-07-06 06:34:26 PM  
What the f*ck is a Honey Boo Boo?
 
2013-07-06 06:39:34 PM  

NewportBarGuy: What the f*ck is a Honey Boo Boo?


Not sure, but if you want to sample one of her mom's skidmarks, all you have to do is go out and pick up a People.
 
2013-07-06 06:49:04 PM  
She smells like this........


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-06 08:10:58 PM  
I was going to guess urine, feces and money

/and then I realized that as long as I never get close enough to find out, I really don't care
 
2013-07-06 08:21:14 PM  
I'll go with cigarette smoke and cheap whisky?
 
2013-07-06 08:23:20 PM  
There is definitely some Pork Rinds in there.
 
2013-07-06 08:31:34 PM  

remus: I'll go with cigarette smoke and cheap whisky?


I was going to say cigarettes and desperation.
 
2013-07-06 08:31:44 PM  
Victory?

/One day this show is gonna end...

Mountain Dew and Red Bull?

A fading fad?

/Please let it be this one.
 
2013-07-06 08:38:42 PM  

quatchi: Victory?

/One day this show is gonna end...

Mountain Dew and Red Bull?

A fading fad?

/Please let it be this one.


So... how many people will stroke it when Honey Boo Boo makes it to porno age?
 
2013-07-06 08:53:49 PM  
jchic:  So... how many people will stroke it when Honey Boo Boo makes it to porno age?

What's scary is that there are people out there that stroke it NOW!
 
2013-07-06 09:02:52 PM  

buckeyebrain: jchic:  So... how many people will stroke it when Honey Boo Boo makes it to porno age?

What's scary is that there are people out there that stroke it NOW!


It's true. Humanity is doomed.

[morbodoomed]

Well, it's certainly been a heckuva toboggan ride anyways, I must say.
 
2013-07-06 09:06:33 PM  
I want TLC to tell us what Chilli smells like...................
www.examiner.com
 
2013-07-06 09:15:31 PM  
Cheese doodles, pork rinds and ketchup, with a subtle hint of stale cigarette smoke, chewing tobacco and bubblegum.

/and I'm sad now.
 
2013-07-06 09:22:30 PM  
Sour milk and urine.

They all do.
 
2013-07-06 09:29:18 PM  

remus: I'll go with cigarette smoke and cheap whisky?


You're about 8 years too early.
 
2013-07-06 09:32:46 PM  
My favorite episode of  Honey Boo Boo is the one when she goes missing for a week and then is found trapped inside one of Mama June's fat folds...
 
2013-07-06 09:32:53 PM  
SKETTI!
 
2013-07-06 09:33:12 PM  
www.funelf.net
 
2013-07-06 09:37:46 PM  
Crackers
 
2013-07-06 09:39:37 PM  

PainInTheASP: Not sure, but if you want to sample one of her mom's skidmarks, all you have to do is go out and pick up a People.


i.imgur.com

"Wow. Okay. Glossing over *how* you know that..."
 
2013-07-06 09:40:20 PM  
Wait, that's still on? Mama hasn't eaten the cast yet?
 
2013-07-06 09:48:37 PM  

buckeyebrain: jchic:  So... how many people will stroke it when Honey Boo Boo makes it to porno age?

What's scary is that there are people out there that stroke it NOW!


Of course. Why do you think they have those toddler beauty pageant shows?
 
2013-07-06 09:58:26 PM  
Oh, hell, no.

What in the fark is wrong with people? How is this, exactly, an "event?"
 
2013-07-06 10:05:49 PM  

buckeyebrain: jchic:  So... how many people will stroke it when Honey Boo Boo makes it to porno age?

What's scary is that there are people out there that stroke it NOW!

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-06 10:06:51 PM  
I'm guessing a combination of pork and "can't reach to wipe".
 
2013-07-06 10:15:24 PM  
Is "smells sweeter than bacon, chile!" not the right answer?

i202.photobucket.com

She thinks she's a pachyderm.
 
2013-07-06 10:15:47 PM  

UberNeuman: My favorite episode of  Honey Boo Boo is the one when she goes missing for a week and then is found trapped inside one of Mama June's fat folds...

 
2013-07-06 10:23:12 PM  
You know those tanks they keep out back of fast food restaurants?  For the used cooking oil?

I'm going to guess she smells like that.  With maybe a rotting corpse in there as well.
 
2013-07-06 10:27:57 PM  

Bob Falfa: I want TLC to tell us what Chilli smells like...................
[www.examiner.com image 330x351]


I'd rather find out for myself...

/Jesus, it's sad just how far TLC (the network) has fallen.
 
2013-07-06 10:34:54 PM  
she smells like skettie and butter with a side sniff of dew?
 
2013-07-06 10:43:04 PM  
Menthols and a litter box.
 
2013-07-06 10:48:32 PM  
What does Hon-

the-evan.com
 
2013-07-06 11:52:22 PM  

Tyrosine: I'm guessing a combination of pork and "can't reach to wipe".


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-07 12:01:46 AM  
I'd imagine baby powder and exploitation.
 
2013-07-07 01:11:17 AM  
I'm going to have to guess ranch dressing that's been sitting out in the Arizona sun for a day or three.
 
2013-07-07 01:30:46 AM  
marketingland.com
 
2013-07-07 02:08:33 AM  
I'm going to toss in hog rendering plant as my guess.
 
2013-07-07 05:58:17 AM  
FTA: Anybody smell a hit?

Anybody smell a shiat?
 
2013-07-07 06:12:31 AM  
Ah yes. This, THIS is what's been missing from my life.
 
2013-07-07 06:17:48 AM  

bugmn99: Ah yes. This, THIS is what's been missing from my life.


I agree. It's events like this that bind us all together as true Americans.
 
2013-07-07 08:36:37 AM  
All this on...

THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

Someone please wipe this abomination from the planet.
 
2013-07-07 09:02:15 AM  

puddleonfire: All this on...

THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

Someone please wipe this abomination from the planet.


They dropped that name and now just go by TLC.  At least they've acknowledged that they have nothing to do with learning anymore.

The "History" Channel needs to do the same thing.
 
2013-07-07 09:09:29 AM  

puddleonfire: All this on...

THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

Someone please wipe this abomination from the planet.


Take the "History" channel and "Music" television away as well.

/I'm not saying it's aliens, it may be guidos
 
2013-07-07 09:21:33 AM  

Great_Milenko: puddleonfire: All this on...

THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

Someone please wipe this abomination from the planet.

They dropped that name and now just go by TLC.  At least they've acknowledged that they have nothing to do with learning anymore.

The "History" Channel needs to do the same thing.


TLC should rebrand themselves as "The Exploitation Channel", because all of their shows are just exploitation films trimmed down. Hell, anyone regardless of talent could get a show on that network as long as they have a controversial lifestyle, a body horror disease, or a mental defect.
 
2013-07-07 09:42:02 AM  
Where is Diana Moon Glampers when we really need her?
 
2013-07-07 09:54:53 AM  
If I encounter anyone on this so-called "street team" I will punch them in the face mercilessly.
 
2013-07-07 09:58:31 AM  
Well, unless she's taken a shower, her dad, most likely.
 
2013-07-07 10:03:29 AM  

Richard C Stanford: Great_Milenko: puddleonfire: All this on...

THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

Someone please wipe this abomination from the planet.

They dropped that name and now just go by TLC.  At least they've acknowledged that they have nothing to do with learning anymore.

The "History" Channel needs to do the same thing.

TLC should rebrand themselves as "The Exploitation Channel", because all of their shows are just exploitation films trimmed down. Hell, anyone regardless of talent could get a show on that network as long as they have a controversial lifestyle, a body horror disease, or a mental defect.


I'm trying to think if there are any shows on TLC that I am interested in. The answer is no, I used to watch cake boss until he went all "I've a got a TV Show so I must expand." Discovery Channel is down to Mythbusters and Fast and Loud, the History Channel is down to Top Shot, 10 years ago these were 3 of my favorite channels.
 
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