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(Daily Mail)   Levi Strauss heir is being sued over refusal to spread his genes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 76
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2013-07-06 11:43:55 PM

dryknife: If he's so rich, why is he banging 45 year olds and not 20 year olds?


Who says he isn't banging 20 year-olds too?
 
2013-07-06 11:46:13 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Opiate of the Lasses: Morality aside: this woman is an idiot. Given that he can't afford to wait you out, time is your friend. Make him pay the money up front, THEN have the abortion, dumbass!

No. you collect the money, then disappear, then pop out the kid, then go for child support.
If he asks you about the money, you say 'what money'   and just make sure you buried it somewhere.

Whats he going to do, go public... HAHAHAHAH


Rich people may avoid social scandal, but they won't let you fark them out of money.
 
2013-07-06 11:46:55 PM
Well at least he didn't shame his family.
 
2013-07-07 12:08:18 AM

ph0rk: spaten: FloydA: Yeah, well structuralist anthropology was kind of stupid anyway.

/I expect maybe three or four farkers will get that joke.

About as useful as marxist anthropology.

Shut up Claude!


Now you have me looking up bad archaeology jokes:

http://www.ancientdigger.com/2011/09/30-dirty-archaeology-jokes-and- on e.html
 
2013-07-07 12:27:25 AM
For $300,000 he could score tons of teen aged tang. Sheesh, no pictures yet illustrating this concept.

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He must have mommy issues to be dating a 45 year old.
 
2013-07-07 12:32:50 AM

FloydA: Yeah, well structuralist anthropology was kind of stupid anyway.

/I expect maybe three or four farkers will get that joke.


Excellent.
 
2013-07-07 01:03:13 AM
Why do they mention her age often but not once to they give us his age?
 
2013-07-07 01:47:12 AM

Farnn: My questions is what is the Levi-Strauss heir doing with a 45 year old.


With the kind of money he has, he could be doing two chicks.

Hell, he could be doing twin sister lingerie models.

And a new set of twins every damn night.

I should be a zillionaire because I know what to do with that kind of money.
 
2013-07-07 01:54:27 AM

pueblonative: Actually, if she was a gold digger, wouldn't she have demanded the money up front, then refused to follow through and sued the bastard for child support?


No one said she was a smart gold digger.
 
2013-07-07 02:57:45 AM
These are the most horrible people. They should be forced to live together in a house full of cameras and we should create a reality show about the experience.
 
2013-07-07 03:01:17 AM

bextraordinary: FloydA: Yeah, well structuralist anthropology was kind of stupid anyway.

/I expect maybe three or four farkers will get that joke.

Excellent.


www.nndb.com
Sees what you did there and understands the structure behind it within a classical Marxist framework.
 
2013-07-07 03:25:41 AM
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2013-07-07 04:41:30 AM
FTA: "At one point, he became so panicked about Helm keeping the baby that he smacked her across her bare stomach with her hand and demanded that she carry out the abortion, the complaint says."

heahea.org
 
2013-07-07 04:44:18 AM

FrancoFile: doglover: If you're rich, just use a condom and/or cum on the tits. If she gets pregnant you know who the father is: not you. get a vasectomy.


Definitely get a vasectomy.

You know what we call people who use withdrawal as a method of contraception? Parents.
 
2013-07-07 04:51:24 AM
I don't think an abortion procedure cost $300,000.
 
2013-07-07 05:48:58 AM
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2013-07-07 06:09:42 AM
img1.fark.net Woman hits lottery. Promptly discards ticket.
 
2013-07-07 07:43:05 AM

bifford: I don't think an abortion procedure cost $300,000.


It was more to act as an incentive, since she was somewhat reluctant to have the abortion.

Gunny Walker: Woman hits lottery. Promptly discards ticket.

lol... I don't think we lost any potential genius in this particular case.
 
2013-07-07 08:06:06 AM
Abortions like these are the reason the pro-life movement exists.
 
2013-07-07 08:11:24 AM

BarkingUnicorn: dryknife: If he's so rich, why is he banging 45 year olds and not 20 year olds?

Who says he isn't banging 20 year-olds too?


Point taken
 
2013-07-07 08:26:18 AM
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2013-07-07 09:05:12 AM
OgreMagi

You must have been the inspiration for "Dance, Little Jean" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.
 
2013-07-07 09:59:19 AM
Dude. Vasectomy.
 
2013-07-07 10:57:38 AM
People like these are the reason why they used to stone adulterers.
 
2013-07-07 02:09:33 PM
I guy this rich has trouble paying the $300k he promised? really? This is pocket change for him. She should have asked for $30M
 
2013-07-07 03:37:16 PM
i thought jeans were supposed to make u sterile
 
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