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(MSN)   Baby wigs...because it's never too soon to let her know her natural looks aren't good enough   (now.msn.com) divider line 17
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1474 clicks; posted to Business » on 06 Jul 2013 at 6:22 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-06 04:14:07 PM  
farking wiggers
 
2013-07-06 04:14:38 PM  
baby =/= dolly

FFS.
 
2013-07-06 04:44:16 PM  
If you ranked all the horrible things parents might do to their kids, this would be pretty unhorrible.
 
2013-07-06 06:43:54 PM  
i.imgur.com

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If anyone can find any contact information on BabyBangs LLC, please post it.  It does seem possible to purchase their product (the shopping cart does take me to what seems to be a paypal form), but apart from that, there is no indication this is a for real product.

All I see is the outrage of mommies and feminists and subbies for 4-5 years.

Apparently they get 3 - 20 hits per day, or 1000 - 7000 hits per year, for 5 years, let's say 35,000 hits. Which no doubt are from the folks reading about this stupid site, but let's pretend otherwise, so give them a conversion rate of 1%, which means they have sold 350 baby wigs in that five year lifespan, or about 70 per year, or about 6 per month, or 1 1/2 baby wigs per week. which at $30 a piece gives them a gross income of $45 per week, but that's assuming that most of their hits are not from people reading poutrage articles like subby's.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-06 07:27:04 PM  
Kartrashians  endorse their own line in 3...2...
 
2013-07-06 07:45:32 PM  
Wasn't this a fake SNL commercial?
 
2013-07-06 07:54:06 PM  

fustanella: Wasn't this a fake SNL commercial?


You're right. (Or close enough.) January, 2006.

On Hulu:  http://www.hulu.com/watch/19589

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-06 08:03:12 PM  
My daughter didn't get hair until she was almost 2 - didn't bother her, us, or anyone that met her.  She rocked a headband or hat near the end, then her hair came in and now it's pretty long.
 
2013-07-06 08:11:03 PM  
God made only a few perfect heads; the rest, he covered with hair.
 
2013-07-06 08:59:58 PM  
Next: merkins for the gerber crowd
 
2013-07-06 09:13:37 PM  

RoyBatty: Apparently they get 3 - 20 hits per day, or 1000 - 7000 hits per year, for 5 years, let's say 35,000 hits. Which no doubt are from the folks reading about this stupid site, but let's pretend otherwise, so give them a conversion rate of 1%, which means they have sold 350 baby wigs in that five year lifespan, or about 70 per year, or about 6 per month, or 1 1/2 baby wigs per week. which at $30 a piece gives them a gross income of $45 per week, but that's assuming that most of their hits are not from people reading poutrage articles like subby's.


I'm thinking that most of those hits are pedobears looking for a different kind of baby-bangs.com and they leave after they discover the error.
 
2013-07-06 10:31:17 PM  

zerkalo: Next: merkins for the gerber crowd


I actually shuddered in disgust reading that sentence, given the implications of usage.
 
2013-07-07 12:02:17 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Presenting, the Kato Kaelin.
 
2013-07-07 09:04:34 AM  

fustanella: Wasn't this a fake SNL commercial?


thanks.  I thought it was either a 30 rock or arrested development bit
 
2013-07-07 09:27:01 AM  
Oddly enough I was telling the wife of how hilarious our baby would look if she had a full head of hair via a wig.
 
2013-07-07 11:05:17 AM  
Let's be honest most babies are ugly annoying little shiats
 
2013-07-07 11:16:22 AM  
welcome to the American boob toob, movie industry, fashion mags, etc.  the best bullsh*t artists in the world are the American Advertising Industry.  they could convince an Eskimo to buy their Ice.  because its better Quality.

they set the Gold Standard for unadultrated, Pure, Bullsh*t/Propaganda.
 
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